Romulanman
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Pineapple, pep, and black olive. Deceptively good.
The First Thing You Want President Biden To Do (Fantasy Thread Let your Freak Flag Fly)
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wait..extra bacon mushroom onion and pineapple..check it once tell them light on the pineapple and you'll see
change the Trump toilets.
potroastV2
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Romulanman
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Dem jalopenos are pretty cheap. Always have a jar in the fridge and aint no way it cost more than the topping from the pizza joint lolI add pineapple and sliced jalapenos to every pizza I order!
have you seen that Cloud Flair has been having issue? are we going to be okay for the extra traffic on 11/3? I hate when we're gone for a week and people seem to be posting but i can't.I add pineapple and sliced jalapenos to every pizza I order!
i love habanero sauce.
Romulanman
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Thats more my gfs lane. I can do a little tabasco but much more than that and my ass will check out. Real crazy spicy shit will make me ralph pretty quick.
i ordered thai native one time
Romulanman
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LMAO my gfs fav food is Thai. Its good stuff but when the trigger is off safety, fuckin watch out!! Nothing like slubbering snot and intaking air like a turbo fan while enjoying some TomYum level 10.i ordered thai native one time
Fogdog
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Nah, they have their guns for that. I'm ok with gun nuts using their guns to commit suicide.
That knife is only good for opening letters. lulz I checked out their site. Their business sells cheap knives and they market to wannabe Rambos.
3.5" blade "fastest opening knife in the product line", It's a typical part of their fantasy.
But, speaking of fantasies, this is how a stiletto ought to be used:
i learned how to commit suicide by long gun- it's pretty easy..you don't hold the gun..you put the stock on the floor and you lean over the barrel in your mouth- your arms are long enough to reach the trigger.
Fogdog
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So easy! Imagine how hard it would be for a fat Trumper to hari kiri theirself with 3.5" letter opener.
Unclebaldrick
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Nah, that won't work. They banned us from entering.
Bagginski
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And *WHO* will be in a position to DO that if no-one is, y’know, *elected* to a role where they could DO that?
Would we just have redneck warlords usurping the government and doing what they want? I mean, between Dolt45 and the treasonous Senate majority we have, we’re kinda already there...but doing away with due process and just making up rules and punishments is EXACTLY the sort of thing we’d expect from Somalia or the Philippines, isn’t it?
Are you sure that’s what you want? ‘Cause I’m real sure that’s NOT what I want.
Bagginski
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Sell them on eBay for $250k, as “STOLEN FROM THE CRAZY DEMS - MONEY TO GO TO LEGAL FEES FOR DJT”
You could probably sell *thousands* of them - each with a “totally legit certificate of authenticity”, like unto a Trump University Degree(tm)...
he'll personally autograph with his Trump* Sharpie..