The fu*ks of smoking

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
Fuck "friends" who only cme around to get high and never share their own weed.

Fuck people who beg to be smoked out.

Fuck dropping your joint while driving.

Fuck people fucking with you while your high.
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
fuck family members who come around expecting free weed (aunts, uncles, cousins, parents, grandmother)

my mom comes around all the time searchin for good weed hahah
 

Stealing

Well-Known Member
Fuck being so casted you are standing there not having a clue what your doing, or where your going..

Fuck eating half the food in the house and feeling fuckin sick the next morning..
 

Blunt?

Well-Known Member
Fuck bitches
Hey fuck that, I love bitches.

Fuck broke fools that always invite you over to smoke your weed.
Fuck stupid people in front of you in a line wasting your stone.
Fuck moldy hot dog buns that you don't notice cause you can't find the light switch in your own kitchen.
Fuck accidentally squishing some of your cake into a nug. How the fuck do you smoke cake?!
 

greeeeeeno

Active Member
Fuck parents around that stop your smoking
Fuck weed leechers
Fuck wanting to sleep after smoking
Fuck bakeovers
Fuck sore stomachs after munching too much
Fuck trying to hide weed
Fuck non smokers talking shit about your smoking
 

MyNameIsHead

Well-Known Member
fuck people saying i smell like weed
fuck having no weed
fuck weed being illegal
fuck people who give weed a bad name
fuck george bush (nothing to do with weed except he smokes it)
fuck getting too high
fuck smoking the last of your weed and regretting it
fuck burning yourself with a lighter
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Fuck making me laugh while taking my toke, and fuck making me cough it out and leave a bad taste in me.
 

mr j2

Well-Known Member
fuck getting "too high"?!? psh. fuck when you get bud that looks decent and you go to break it up and there's so many seeds :evil:


fuck people saying i smell like weed
fuck having no weed
fuck weed being illegal
fuck people who give weed a bad name
fuck george bush (nothing to do with weed except he smokes it)
fuck getting too high
fuck smoking the last of your weed and regretting it
fuck burning yourself with a lighter
 

hydronewbie

Well-Known Member
FUCK getting all ready to smoke, then realizing you don't have a lighter on you. Then you search everywhere and finally find one, sit back down get ready to take a hit, then strike that lighter and no fluid in it. Then back to searching for another. Until you finally give up on your lighter hunt, go and sit down and see a pack of matches sitting right in front of you the whole time.
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
Too high....what the fuck....is there even such a thing? IS that a trick one? I dont get it.


Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsHead
fuck people saying i smell like weed
fuck having no weed
fuck weed being illegal
fuck people who give weed a bad name
fuck george bush (nothing to do with weed except he smokes it)
fuck getting too high
fuck smoking the last of your weed and regretting it
fuck burning yourself with a lighter
 
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