the murder mystery thread

[UncleBuck]

things have been kinda slow here lately, so i went over to bitcoin talk for a spammy fix and got quite the treat.

spammy thinks his dad murdered his little brother on purpose with M&Ms and now thinks his step dad is planning on killing him on july 7th.

you can't make this stuff up:

looks like that writing job did not pan out for him (pan pun fully intended)

I need a legal team or else I look like a 21 year old, (financially) broke, emotionally distressed stoner. All I ask is for help is finding that legal team.

as if it were not obvious that spammy was abused, here is the proof. extra LULZ on his little sister fighting his fights for him

When I was thirteen my mother was yelling at me and he thought he heard me call her a bitch. He chock hold, and strangled me until me sister grabbed a knife and yelled for him to stop.

i'm rooting for the stepdad, to be perfectly honest

I asked if we could speak about the charity, as we had planned in our texts and he said "I'm not in the mood to talk to you", and it was literally in the tone of a gremlin, which makes me think he is thinking evil thoughts. So he went outside and I hid the bullets from his gun so he could not kill me then, or later in my sleep.

tomorrow, tomorrow, it's only a day away

Then I asked him later in the day "Can we talk about the charity" He said "I don't have time right now", then I asked "when do you leave" He said" Tomorrow". I asked, "when today would be a good time talk?"

Then he said in his gremlin voice "we will talk when I get back on the seventh", which makes me think he plans to kill me on the seventh.

how crazy would it be if spammy finally got the national attention he wanted because his family was the focus of a nationwide double homicide type of thing?

i kinda feel sorry for the folks over at bitcointalk for having to deal with spammy now.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?P...p7lmf892&action=profile;u=102608;sa=showPosts

 

[Autistic Austin]

Most bullies are homosexuals...

 

[UncleBuck]

Most bullies are homosexuals...

wow, scientific.

 

[slowbus]

wtf buck ? this douche finally goes somewhere else and your dumb ass drags his bullshit back here.Just go stay a few nights on his couch with him.That seems like what your after

 

[GOD HERE]

wtf buck ? this douche finally goes somewhere else and your dumb ass drags his bullshit back here.Just go stay a few nights on his couch with him.That seems like what your after

He'll be back.

 

[Bombur]

I wonder what you could have accomplished in the time it took you to follow this dude to another forum, find his posts, quote a number of them, and type paragraphs in response. He's not even HERE! What is the point of this thread?

 

[UncleBuck]

What is the point of this thread?

i just thought people would like to know that spammy is broke and fearing for his life. that news brought a smile to my face.

 

[joe macclennan]

i kinda feel sorry for the folks over at bitcointalk for having to deal with spammy now.

If they don't figure him out then they deserve each other

 

[curious2garden]

i just thought people would like to know that spammy is broke and fearing for his life. that news brought a smile to my face.

For as much as I wished for his computer to upchuck and die a horrible death I never generalized that wish to him personally. Further based upon his lack of insight and willingness to suppress any sort of self-defense reflex I figured he would win his Darwin or learn as we all do.

If this is what he really believes I hope to god he calls the police. This will fix his problem one way or the other.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Just,...wow

"It not a charity. It's the first murder trial offered to be publicized by any bitcoin media outlet."

 

[Autistic Austin]

What's up with that crab?

 

[Fungus Gnat]

So because his step dad is too grief stricken to talk to fin about some charity scam he wants to setup. He's a gremlin murderer?

 

[curious2garden]

Just,...wow

"It not a charity. It's the first murder trial offered to be publicized by any bitcoin media outlet."

ROFLMAO!! Coyote ugly LOL

 

[joe macclennan]

So because his step dad is too grief stricken to talk to fin about some charity scam he wants to setup. He's a gremlin murderer?

sounds bout right huh?

 

[UncleBuck]

For as much as I wished for his computer to upchuck and die a horrible death I never generalized that wish to him personally.

i'm not sure if i really want to see him die, but it's funny as hell that he thinks his stepdad is gonna off him.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

a great find, Buck

 

[cannabineer]

Just,...wow

"It not a charity. It's the first murder trial offered to be publicized by any bitcoin media outlet."

 

[UncleBuck]

a great find, Buck

if you click back another page into his comments, he reveals that he has not had a job in years, meaning that he was lying to us when he said he had a job at a kiosk in a pueblo mall.

it's fun to watch spammy fail, it's even more fun when he's failing on a website that is not rollitup.

 

[Autistic Austin]

if you click back another page into his comments, he reveals that he has not had a job in years, meaning that he was lying to us when he said he had a job at a kiosk in a pueblo mall.

it's fun to watch spammy fail, it's even more fun when he's failing on a website that is not rollitup.

Actually finding it more fun to watch you squirm...why do you care so much?

 

[joe macclennan]

wait, what happened to his dispensary job in CO? This must have been fiction as well.