newuserlol
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My normal postie deliverd special delivery for me today??? Is the 1st time its ever happend, its usually a different postie in a royal mail van.
cant believe i came back from hols early cos the baby was ill only to have him chasing the cat till 5 in the morning when we got back!
heres a little pic of the qwiso i fucked up before i wentView attachment 2326015
i dont know how the fuck they look so different. they came out of the same jar through a t-shirt cos i didnt have a set of tights and 1 turned out like dust and the other was like tar lol
Wank stains lmao!! Day done time for a few stellas get in muhahahaha
thers dye and chemicals in the t shirt ya burk!!! even though its white t shirt ts stil coloured lol
hey man.how can anyone be racist if they hate everyone equally?lol
christ ahm fuckin wasted.
wats ya tipple today? im on hash n ale lol
went out last nite and was on the whiskey and the white, woke up covered in my own puke, which is kinda unusual coz ahm never sick, mit have been the shooters and valium though. then went back to the pub earlier had cpl of lines and a few lagers. now im sitting drinking strongbow and havin abit more sniff.
not exactly noted for my restraint. just gonny phone for another henry coz ahm runnin out!