The UK Growers Thread!

A binman is on his rounds when he notices that someone has forgotten to put out their bin, so he goes and knocks on the door. After a few seconds the door opens and inside there is a chinese man.

"excuse me mate, where's your bin?" he says.

"I bin on toilet" replies the asian.

"no, I mean where's your dustbin?"

"I dust bin on toilet."

"listen, I mean where's your wheelie bin?"

"ok, ok. I wheelie been having a wank."
 
When my wife goes shopping i always put a note in her pocket saying "beer and peanuts"

When i go to the pub i always find a note in my pocket "Remember pants down, then shit"
 
Two old guys are drinking when the first guy leans over
and strokes the other guy's beard.
He says, "Your beard feels like my wife's pussy."
The other guy strokes his beard and says your right.
 
i can vouch for my rhino pro, a little on the expensive side but been running nearly a year with no smell at all. 3 year guarantee as well ;)
 
i can vouch for my rhino pro, a little on the expensive side but been running nearly a year with no smell at all. 3 year guarantee as well ;)

most of the good qaulity filters do there job you definatly get what ya pay 4,

hows you then fingerz? aint seen ya on ear ina while.
 
what's up guys? just woke up had to have a couple of hours after staying up all night total time for trimming about 13hrs
 
what's up guys? just woke up had to have a couple of hours after staying up all night total time for trimming about 13hrs

Hey Dragon mate, welsome back to the world of the living lol

13hrs... Killer, but worth it in the long run lol... have u weighed it wet ?
 
Hey Dragon mate, welsome back to the world of the living lol

13hrs... Killer, but worth it in the long run lol... have u weighed it wet ?

no mate not weighed it yet had a small prob and had to move it, it's not quiet finished yet about an hour left 2mo mate but looked like a few ozs
 
no mate not weighed it yet had a small prob and had to move it, it's not quiet finished yet about an hour left 2mo mate but looked like a few ozs

a few oz's lol did say 15 but was abit early so 12 n if not il post the pics of me eating the laptop lmao
 
safe bro been lurking about every now and again. i'm kool thanks, hows about u's?

yeah all good m8 amolst finished the last run of blueberry good job its chop chop in 10days or so, need to get some new strains tho. id recomend blueberry to ne1 maybe not for a commercial grow its a lovely smoke tho but when its all ya really been smoking for a very looooong while then it soon gets borin.
 
a few oz's lol did say 15 but was abit early so 12 n if not il post the pics of me eating the laptop lmao

lol loud mate we'll find out in a couple of days so keep the sauce and camera handy lol i think less myself i reckon about 9 mate hopefully your right
 
well the g/f is naggin me to get off as we have the hangover to watch so im offsky

Take it easy Dragon, Sambo (Happy b/day for tomorrow), Fingerez, all.

Peace
 
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