The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

dura72

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dragon go with the tent mate, its easily the best option. i was gonna go with the loft conversion as well but after lookin into cost, time hassle etc it was unfeasible , the tent is a closed, easily controlled, clean environment and if u move home it comes with u, the loft is full of spiders, bugs and mold spores, its an option but unless you own ur home or its along tenancy council house i'd say your throwing money away. im defo a tent man unless i get a house with a spare bedroom.
@del666, i use bio bizz grow and bloom mate and like dragon says use the grow all the way thru to give them extra nitrogen keepin ur leaves green but slowly drop it from 5ml per litre down to 1 and then stop at the last 2 weeks mate. ive found it to be a solid feeding schedule and got decent yeilds
 
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sigh, i need motivation today. my 4 cheese girls that are meant to be going into flower, well i can't be fucked, they're not getting covered in mould, root rot, can't be fucked.
 
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My ex-girlfriend broke up with me and sent pictures to my mobile of her giving her new boyfriend a blow job.
But I'm not bitter ...

... I just thought it would be nice to forward them to her mum and dad.
 
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this country is fuckin mental, we bomb the fuck outta muslim states( not that i'm complainin, im a fuckin nazi) and then we apologise to some fuckin yid because of a topical tv comedy offended him with the use of the word jew. fuckin abul hamza struts around screaming treason and we pay for the stinkin camel jockey to take the government to court. fuckin streets are over run with pakis and poles and london looks like downtown darfur with fuckin coons, i cant turn my tv on and watch anything that doesnt have arse bandits in it and i,ve got fuckin womans lib doin my nut saying women should be payed the same as men when its been proven time and again they don't physically produce the same amount of work, fuckin multi taskin means your not concentrating fully on the job in hand you fuckin dumb bitches. ive got fuckin liberals tellin me i cant smack my own child or beat the shit outta a burgalar , ive got fuckin politicians telling me to stop takin drugs like there degree was in fucking medicine and ive got fuckin local councils threatin to take my local pubs licence if and i fuckin quote 'serve any one who appears to be intoxicated' THATS WHiT I'M IN THE PUB FOR YOU FUCKIN SPUNK GARGALLERS!! ive got fuckin tv presenters telling me how to live my life and what to wear ,buy, eat and how to fuck my bird. ive got traffic cops sayin that i'm not capable of drivin and holdin a fuckin mobile phone at the same time and ive got school teachers teachin fuckin calculus and trig to window lickin little scrotes who will be lucky if they could use a fuckin floor brush AND THEN IVE GOT THE FUCKIN HEALTH AND SAFETY EXECUTIVE . FUCKIN STINKIN BLACK, PAKI, NIGGER, FENIAN, MUSLIM ,KIDDI FIDDLIN, NON WHITE NON PROTESTANT BASTARDS , JUST GET ON A BOAT AND FUUUCCCCKKKK OFFFFFF AND TAKE FUCKIN JEREMY KYLE WITH YOU.
cunts
 
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haha. word dura. especially on damned women. certianly in an office environment they can be as productive, but where i used to work :P it was mainly me and two 35-40 women, lovely people, and they'd always have a go at me for not cleaning propperly, yet id turn around and order them to remove a bunch of signs from out front, and they'd refuse because they were too heavy to lift out of thier stands. i almost walked out at that considering creative employment had them on the same wage as me!
 
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HAHAHA, innit. had a woman with a mazda rx8 with a flat battery, a common problem with that car, walk in and demand me to get my car and jump start it. we put the leads on the wrong way around abd everything got very smokey very fast :lol:
 
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lol, nearly done that myself a few times. i dont actually like workin on cars but i seem to find myself under a car bonnet at least once a fuckin week, people assume that because ur a tradesman that u can turn ur hand to anything, im a fuckin painter for christs sake!
 
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haha, nice katt, but i am set up where i live. i can literally throw my money at the front door of the chinese resteraunt from my kitchen window, then there are 2 indians, 5 pizza places, abour 8 pubs, and a hanful of resteraunt/cafes within 100m of my flat :) never go to any of em other than the chinese though :P supermarket beer and food for the win on the whole :lol:
 
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I Know how to win the general election!
Now that I have your attention Gordon, I dont really know how to win the elections, but just wanted to tell you I fucked your daughter last night.
Yes Gordon, the dead one.
 
dura72

dura72

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Gordon Brown called a woman a bigot. No Gordon she just hates Pakis invading our fucking country.

So get it dealt with.
 
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i start with 2 or 3 ml per litre of bio grow usually around 4 to 5 weeks after germination but i use miracle gro soil that has nutes in it so i'm always a little cautious with my first feeds
 
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