THE way to cure

Be welcomed my fellow growers,

I wanted to share my experience of my quest for getting the best mj possible. In this thread solely connoisseurs with lots of experience shall raise their voice.

I soon began to realize that growing the sacred herb somewhat decent is an easy task everyone's capable of. But most growers, especially the commercial fuckers, fail to cure their weed even somewhat close to proper. I tried dozens of different ways of curing and am here to tell you the way to get the best medicine possible, which is, of course, produced with little veganic fertilizer and atleast 3 weeks plain water pre harvest. The best mj does not get raped by hids, hps and whatever the other crapy indoor lighting is named. It shall be grown under the sun, if this is not possible under led's with supplemental lightning or a plasma lamp or anything close to that. UVB Rays are crucial if you want a strong, pleasant and leveled out high. I've never come across any indoor that's as good as properly handled outdoor with good genetics. Never. Indoor ganja lacks flavor, the reason being the crappy lamps, which are for massive yields and nothing else but that. The high as well is way more tiring and it really wears you out and is not as pleasant as sungrown.

But enough of that. Let's get back to the most important thing. The cure. One needs to dry his weed in an environment that's as cold as possible. I personally have never gone below 50 F during drying but I i am sure that it'd be better doing so. If dried above 70 F the herb turns out nasty. The RH should be around 60-65. The most important thing is: drying needs to take place during 3-4 weeks. How you do that with your bud and especially indoors, in your environment, me dont know exactly. A little longer than 4 weeks is fine as well but unnecessary. If dried for a shorter period than 3 weeks there's plenty of chlorophyl and other nasty left over. Yummy. Its best to hang the whole plant upside down with the leaves left on it. It helps to dry all parts evenly and slow. Buds shall never touch each other during drying, it makes the bacteria go crazy and lots of the good stuff will be destroyed, plus youre inviting mold.

After 3-4 weeks drying your mj should be at 70 RH in an airtight jar and is to be kept below 60 F. The best is to store the sacred in the fridge. The colder it is the longer it takes till the weed is at it's best and the better it'll get. In the fridge i find it to be best 5-10 months after harvest. If kept at 60 F its around 3-6 months. The fridge is the best way to store it. A crucial thing is, where pretty much everyone fails, do NOT open the jar. If you do so more terpens are to be lost and it gets a funky cured kind of taste and smells/tastes half as intensive with the flowery notes gone. Different strains cured the usual way lose a lot of their uniqueness and taste way more a like.

This the way that gets you the best medicine. The high will be balanced, you wont get hit really hard at the beginning just to fall asleep 2 hours later, and it will be more intense and way more phsychadelic with less of the side effects and last way longer. I am high for 4 hours of my weed and feel the same for the first 3 of those, after that it slowly, hardly noticeable, wears off. Your medicine will taste amazing and a gram of it will make your whole house stink ;)

Please, feel free to critique. Commercial fuckers​ wont be listened to.
 

iiKode

Well-Known Member
drying at 60f with 50-60% rh 3 weeks are you seriopus, after a week mine are too dry at those temps and rh, im sure untrimmed bud could go longer but 3-4 weeks of hanging bud, that will make it too dry.
 

FrostFarm

Member
The best mj does not get raped by hids, hps and whatever the other crapy indoor lighting is named. It shall be grown under the sun, if this is not possible under led's with supplemental lightning or a plasma lamp or anything close to that. Please, feel free to critique. Commercial fuckers​ wont be listened to.
You're definitely special bud... I'm not commercial and I've wasted more time than I care to on your thread.
Good luck,
FF
 

MYOB

Well-Known Member
I wish how hard you could see my eyes were rolling while was reading that. I had to turn my chair around to see the screen.
 
i said 60-65 but 70 is even better, but most ganja, and especially indoor, with its huge buds and the breeders never giving a fuck about mold suspiciously will mold, and if you go below 50 you fucked up seriously and its a shame to call it mj. i assume youre an indoor grower, then you have problems drying your weed this slow because your bud to branch ratio is waaaay higher than mine. where i grow its shitty weather and really windy so my buds keep small while i have huge branches, this helps me drying it slow. you guys, of course, should read this info which i have made from 17 outdoor grows and 2 indoor grows and THINK and then convert it to your situation. A drying time of 3 weeks is really crucial if you want the best bud, how you do it with your situation, me dont know.
 
try it out and then critique, i know its not absolutely perfect, curing is too complex for one to get it all but its so much better than any other way ive tried
 
on here you can learn a lot about how fucked up our society is. along comes a guy with a "new" way of curing and all the others, which have done it totally different for years, have nothing better in mind then to laugh and think what a wierdo, instead of thinking about it. it is really sad how we've become a society of conformists, where everything different is not accepted. But i can see why, you americans dont learn how to think in school cause of teachers earning less than a hooker and the reason for that being the rich wanting you dumb, they need consumers and not thinkers. any person with a brain thats functioning somewhat normally would see how fucked up your government is, which is controlled by banks, big corporations and rich family clans while you guys are fighting about whether it's democrats or republicans lol. Oh yea you know were going to bring democracy and human rights to the damn muslims which are evil, LOL by killing millions of people? human rights? you gotta be fucking kidding me. If you guys would have ever seen a history book from inside you might come to the idea: hmm it has not worked the last 30 times when the west tried to bring democracy to different cultures. hmmm might there be some other reason for the attack? noooo of course not, bush with an IQ of 5 and Cheney, that motherfucker, happened to make a fortune along with his friends hmmmm.
What i find really fucked up in this whole thing is that we let them do it, even though it has happened pretty much the same way for hundreds of years now. And you guys cry for 2 people being killed in boston, LOL. You killed hundreds of civilians in iraq/afghanistan who havent done shit every day, havent heard any news station making drama out of this. Might it not be that maybe and just maybe some fuckers have interest in creating such a hype out of this (maybe 9/11 as well? just maybe lol) for creating fear in your mind which stops you from thinking rational about these wars and the things going on in your country. Think Patriot act and other shit letting you become a top shelf police state.
 
oh and what i find utterly fucked up, if id say that on tv or a newspaper, id probably get killed or get raped really hard. oh yea freedom of speech hahah it does not exist. Why the fuck has not any, not any fucking news station or newspaper talked about this?!
 

redeye jedi88

Active Member
After 3-4 weeks drying your mj should be at 70 RH in an airtight jar and is to be kept below 65 F. A crucial thing is, where pretty much everyone fails, do NOT open the jar.
there is so much mis-information in this i dont know where to start....how is your bud still at 70rh after 3-4 weeks of drying, that is just asking for mold putting bud that wet in jars, there are plenty of helpful stickies on this site for curing maybe you should have a read
 

iiKode

Well-Known Member
i said 60-65 but 70 is even better, but most ganja, and especially indoor, with its huge buds and the breeders never giving a fuck about mold suspiciously will mold, and if you go below 50 you fucked up seriously and its a shame to call it mj. i assume youre an indoor grower, then you have problems drying your weed this slow because your bud to branch ratio is waaaay higher than mine. where i grow its shitty weather and really windy so my buds keep small while i have huge branches, this helps me drying it slow. you guys, of course, should read this info which i have made from 17 outdoor grows and 2 indoor grows and THINK and then convert it to your situation. A drying time of 3 weeks is really crucial if you want the best bud, how you do it with your situation, me dont know.
you have 16 posts on here i dont care if you babble about youre 17 year growing experience,
 
mold can occur of course, but has happened to me only in one jar out of hundreds and ive kept it at RH of 72 sometimes. mold comes with high temp + high humidity so if you keep the temp low it wont mold.
well ive got a small,cool room where my herb does not get dry because the rh is about 68. I dont care about how to cure youre weed someway, i want the best way and the dry -paper bag- jar burb method is good but not as good as the method i am trying to tell you.
 
posts on here? hahah how want you to tell because of posts how good ones ganja is? i cant brag about amazing yields how y'all do because i have not ever given a fuck about yield. i wanted to grow independently because most of the info is bullshit you read and especially on here. so is mine if you dont adjust it to your situation.
iikode you're comformist numero 1, congrats
 

FrostFarm

Member
posts on here? hahah how want you to tell because of posts how good ones ganja is? i cant brag about amazing yields how y'all do because i have not ever given a fuck about yield. i wanted to grow independently because most of the info is bullshit you read and especially on here. so is mine if you dont adjust it to your situation.
iikode you're comformist numero 1, congrats
First off there crazy, you've made a lot of assumptions about ppl on here. Secondly, you're spreading misinformation and that's not appreciated. And third, if it isn't misinformation and you wanted anyone to take you and all your "years" of experience seriously, then you might have been a bit more tactful. Hell, maybe even just document and post your "super special curing process." But the fact is, it's completely wrong, risky, and timely. Do you even have any reputable friends here that would back up your process or your buds "superior" flavor. I kind of doubt it, it doesn't even sound like you trust your dog. Do you have anything in the least bit scientific to back up your claims? (And no worries, I already know your answer, "I don't trust science or books.") You are not a free thinker because if you were you could read between the lines and see that everything isn't wrong. And taste is important to me too and my buds are flavorful. I'm fortunate enough to have the option to smoke many others for comparison, but tend to stick to mine because of taste and potency. How much more flavorful can buds taste? I'll pass if it's something like just shoving a handful of blueberries in your mouth and then smoking a joint?

I don't appreciate you assuming my reasons for growing. Don't spread bs about my 1000 hps "raping" my cannabis because you are so wrong. Really, "conformist" do you even know where you are child? And you start this thread about curing and then go off on a political rant? Just because you cant trust a history book doesn't mean you cant trust a horticulture or botany book. There's no big conspiracy holding us down from growing, drying, and curing potent tasty buds, and mind you some might have good yields so you'll want to steer clear of those. Are you feeling alright Hawaiian Snow? Wish I could help you out with some strong tasty buds because its apparent whatever you're smoking isn't getting the job done. And where are you from anyways?

FF
 

SCHigh

Active Member
What i find really fucked up in this whole thing is that we let them do it, even though it has happened pretty much the same way for hundreds of years now. And you guys cry for 2 people being killed in boston, LOL. You killed hundreds of civilians in iraq/afghanistan who havent done shit every day, havent heard any news station making drama out of this. Might it not be that maybe and just maybe some fuckers have interest in creating such a hype out of this (maybe 9/11 as well? just maybe lol) for creating fear in your mind which stops you from thinking rational about these wars and the things going on in your country. Think Patriot act and other shit letting you become a top shelf police state.
This right here lets me know that you are an uninformed individual who doesn't know what he is talking about. Why should I take your advice on curing if you can't even get your facts straight.
 

MikeHancho85

Active Member
oh and what i find utterly fucked up, if id say that on tv or a newspaper, id probably get killed or get raped really hard. oh yea freedom of speech hahah it does not exist. Why the fuck has not any, not any fucking news station or newspaper talked about this?!
LMAO at getting raped "really hard". pretty sure getting raped sucks no matter how hard it is
 

churchhaze

Well-Known Member
The plant getting raped is what causes the THC to move up to the trichromes from the roots faster. THC comes from the roots!!!
 

lemonogkush

Well-Known Member
seal it up in air tight jars with your stash reading 70%RH ... dude you been smoking way too much mold here. I hope no one is taking you seriously
 
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