The You Know Your A Grower Thread

[x<Juniper][niartS>x]

Sticky this shit! It's funny as hell!

50. If you want to take a college horticulture class to see if you know more than the professor.

 

[sarah22]

Sticky this shit! It's funny as hell!

50. If you want to take a college horticulture class to see if you know more than the professor.

hahaha!!! brilliant! i like this one

 

[EsmeWeatherwax]

51. Your plants sleep in a bigger room than you do.

 

[don2009]

51. Your plants sleep in a bigger room than you do.

Thats hilarious bump, bump, bump!!!

 

[Sure Shot]

You know your a grower when,....... You stop buying weed!

 

[work2fish]

when you know more about the price per kwh than your local energy supplier

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when your folks have only been inside your apartment one time the whole 2 years youve been living in it and the rest of the time you tell them to stay in the car and you'll be out in a second

 

[ImTheFireMan]

even better....

when you're mother is constantly suggesting places you could work at and you reply with "mom, i have a master plan i cant tell you about, but you just have to trust your child"

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when you are at the bar talking with a group and are sure to get laid if you just invite her and her friends back to your place for post drinks but decide that its probably a better idea to just not do that instead.

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when you have credit on your electric bill from over paying last month but still manage to get a late fee for passed due rent.

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when you have a premeditated story lined up in case anyone asks what you are using all that electricity for

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when you count how many hours of sleep you will get to know how long you can stay up trimming/feeding/adjusting/etc and still have sufficient but the bare minimum energy for the next day

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when the cost of the nutes for your girls costs more than it does to feed yourself for a week.

 

[sarah22]

even better....

when you're mother is constantly suggesting places you could work at and you reply with "mom, i have a master plan i cant tell you about, but you just have to trust your child"

hahaha im definitely not surprised that you would say that

 

[EsmeWeatherwax]

52. Your plants eat better than you do.

 

[Delux83]

53. when your toilet upstairs is broke for 2 months because the land lord cant come in till after harvest.
54. when you cant get cable in your bedroom because of the timers and wires running out of ur closet.
56. when you pay an extra $30 for curtains that dont let light through and u live in alaska and bought them while it was dark for the next 6 months
57. if you light up everytime someone pulls up so u have a reason for the smell.

 

[CANNACHIPS]

58. when you freak out every time you hear a helicopter flying over the house.

 

[IAm5toned]

53. when your toilet upstairs is broke for 2 months because the land lord cant come in till after harvest.

thats a classic

 

[IAm5toned]

59. You look forward to winter so you can fire up that 2nd ballast...

 

[hardroc]

60. when the local hydro shop is you 2nd home