Woodstock.Hippie
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Have you begun to prepare?
The Zombie Attack Preparation Thread
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KaleoXxX
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have you read the zombie attack survival handbook?
id rather be preparing for whatever chaos will ensue on 2012 than prepare for a zombie attack
one of my friends says "if we get a bunch of crackheds, and infect them with gang green and leprosy, then start calling crack brains, then we would have a zombie pandemic"
id rather be preparing for whatever chaos will ensue on 2012 than prepare for a zombie attack
one of my friends says "if we get a bunch of crackheds, and infect them with gang green and leprosy, then start calling crack brains, then we would have a zombie pandemic"
Woodstock.Hippie
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whatever chaos will ensue on 2012 = zombie attack
Woodstock.Hippie
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A Zombie is a faceless enemy worthy of a shovel to the face.
My friends, we are on the cusp of great change.
Has anyone seen the television show "The Colony"?
If so, please imagine instead of very few people, ganjajillions of hungry, desperate mobs making their own rules.
Zombies
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My friends, we are on the cusp of great change.
Has anyone seen the television show "The Colony"?
If so, please imagine instead of very few people, ganjajillions of hungry, desperate mobs making their own rules.
Zombies
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ruderalis88
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if jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
bring them on, i've got a baseball bat, a sword, and a foul temper. ain't no zombie fuckers messing up my shit haha
bring them on, i've got a baseball bat, a sword, and a foul temper. ain't no zombie fuckers messing up my shit haha
Jack*Herrer420
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Best zombie movie ever, Dead Alive, go watch it.
Woodstock.Hippie
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I and I agree about Zombie Jesus.
Please use your imagination powers to manifest a large solar flare hitting Earth while she's getting fucked by tebor that generates a large EMP and eliminates electricity and electronics.
No refrigeration, no hospitalization, no waterization, no motorization.
Just desperation.
How many Zombies does an EMP make?
Ganjajiillions of hungry, desperate Zombies that are smarter, faster, have cooler weapons and are hungrier and more desperate than YOU.
Please use your imagination powers to manifest a large solar flare hitting Earth while she's getting fucked by tebor that generates a large EMP and eliminates electricity and electronics.
No refrigeration, no hospitalization, no waterization, no motorization.
Just desperation.
How many Zombies does an EMP make?
Ganjajiillions of hungry, desperate Zombies that are smarter, faster, have cooler weapons and are hungrier and more desperate than YOU.
Woodstock.Hippie
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I dreamed a random cosmic event wiped out electricity and electronics on Earth.
I didn't hear anything because solar flare-induced EMPs are silent.
Except for aircraft and spacecraft falling from the skies like screaming Angels.
I didn't hear anything because solar flare-induced EMPs are silent.
Except for aircraft and spacecraft falling from the skies like screaming Angels.
Woodstock.Hippie
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nasta
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SmokeyMcChokey
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the zombies will come. And if you cant run your screwed. Rule #1 Cardio.
also i think its just dumb not to be prepared for the zombie epidemic. before you know it the 400 people that died from H1Nfun will be back to eat your brains
also i think its just dumb not to be prepared for the zombie epidemic. before you know it the 400 people that died from H1Nfun will be back to eat your brains
Woodstock.Hippie
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Sticking with this thread's definition of a Zombie,
How many Zombies can YOU outrun?
How fast did Bill Murray have to run?
Was he a Lunatic?
How many Zombies can YOU outrun?
How fast did Bill Murray have to run?
Was he a Lunatic?
SmokeyMcChokey
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well bill murray is an idiot. if there really are zombies outside your house why would you act like one with a real human? irony is a dirty whore.
To digress back to your definition of a zombie i could only hope to isolate myself and secure my own prosperity through labor and will. in my area it would be possible.
Woodstock.Hippie
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Until the hungry, desperate Zombie Army decided to enter your isolation through your bedroom wall and ceiling at the same time.
Those smart fuckers know you did not prepare for that contingency.
Isolation only works for those undiscovered few.
Those smart fuckers know you did not prepare for that contingency.
Isolation only works for those undiscovered few.
Woodstock.Hippie
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snares
or bongos?
or bongos?
Woodstock.Hippie
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SSS members prefer the food gathering potential of snares.
How many and what other sort of implements could save your ass in a Zombie Attack?
Don't forget your companion who carries this pack.
How many and what other sort of implements could save your ass in a Zombie Attack?
Don't forget your companion who carries this pack.
Woodstock.Hippie
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We have lenses in our packs too.
Is there really going to be a solar max in 2012?
That is just some fucking mad scientist spouting the End Of Days.
Stupid Fucker.
A Zombie is a faceless enemy worthy of a shovel to the face.
Is there really going to be a solar max in 2012?
That is just some fucking mad scientist spouting the End Of Days.
Stupid Fucker.
A Zombie is a faceless enemy worthy of a shovel to the face.
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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EXACTLY!! Someones on the same wavelength! Always thought that REAL zombies though could smell live flesh.