The Zombie Attack Preparation Thread

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Eli's blade would be handy.

 

[Hydrotech364]

Funny Demotivators

Damn Zombies.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Did you know you don't automatically die from a zombie bite?

You have time if you get to a Doc fast enough.

You do have to amputate whatever was bitten, though, so oral zombie sex can be risky.

 

[Hydrotech364]

Oh.Now ya tell me.

 

[mr.red]

I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse c:

Something exciting needs to happen

and if they are the stupid slow zombies, that will be easy

if they are those damn jaguar zombies.. well.. i think I have played enough left for dead 2 to handle that

lol

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

phaster than you
meaner than you
smarter than you

What if they were only

hungrier than you and
more desperate than you and

Shut Up And Vote

 

[mr.red]

Well... I always wanted to live in a mall..

I think I could survive for a bit.

Guess its time to buy that gun

2012 is fast approaching

 

[cerberus]

You do have to amputate whatever was bitten, though, so oral zombie sex can be risky.

If your going down on a zombie, you already have problems.. Look at all those republican sucking zombie dick in mass right now..

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/colony.html

Shut Up And Vote

 

[swishatwista]

...can i let you guys in on something, we know that there are ignorant ppl out there, probably easily some of your friends, hopefully not. But alot of the ppl that i wouldnt talk to is b/c they talk tooo much, just period, you walk into the gas station and they want to have a convo w/ a random person, or they just dont really filter the shit that comes outa their mouth, immature to put it best i guesss..but the point iss...

They want us to turn against our brother, or our fellow man, thats why they make up the "fear" of the zombies. YOU couldnt even think to put your finger on the actual ppl that are fuckin you( pilaging you like zombies), they own the corporations and have waayy too much influence. Did you forget, money is KING. You think they just swim in their money in a big pool? Hell no, they invest all their money to make sure that they continue to profit, and for that reason, they dont have many moral on trying to make you to buy their product/service, but the thing is, is that they team up and give it to you like a packaged deal, it be called the media..u think they're your friends, FUCK no, they try change your reality so that it includes them and their profit margin, i hope ppl read this and realize that our media and big boss leaders(CEO and every rich motha fuk in between) are the emeny's tainting us through media..and our friends and haters are our enemy's. You dont think that the media creates haters for ppl by turning ppl aginst other ppl thro jealousy.

They always make you try to feel bad about yourself and/or you always need their product to feel better about yourself.

They tested the line between hypnosis and good advertising when the TV came out back in the early 1900's. and they just ran w/ it from there.

^^ and thats cause your sub conscious is such a HUGE part of our reality and thought process....

They dont want you to see the beauty in the world..<- same beauty why ppl say the love u and they've never met you...

dont let anybody think for you.....

 

[swishatwista]

lol Doc11 thats some funny shit

 

[tip top toker]

Who would win in a fight between a Steel Octo-Bear and some sort of strange man fungus?

 

[CrackerJax]

This is what happens to a society of "watchers".

 

[tip top toker]

you may be a watcher i'm a watchman

i don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread, so i figured i could psot whatever

 

[FileError404]

Good thing I have plenty of Plants to protect me They will be crushed by Orange Crush!

If you haven't played, yet, this is one of the most addicting games ever. So much fun.

Trailer

Music Video

It's all over the torrent sites, enjoy!

 

[tip top toker]

it's a fab game. it'a all sbout the freeze plants

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

dont let anybody think for you.....

Could it be groovy to agree with 19 of your friends?

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Shut Up And Vote

 

[cerberus]

You have never seen anything like it before! (unless you have already seen something like this) you only need to watch up to about 1:03..

THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

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Shut Up And Vote

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

I find it easier to communicate with folks in a chilled out manner.
I love it here because it allows me to communicate effectively.
The advent of books spiked the rate at which knowledge accumulates.
Instead of loudly demanding answers to 420 questions all at once in a big pile of Mind Poo, chill out, give your questions names called discussion points, and nurture them with your friends like little green babies.
I don't think about Smart and Dumb very much, kind of like I don't think about Black or White very much either.
I have been thinking much about Light and Dark.
The natural world is dictated by genes, and genes smear things into subjective spectrums.
I believe the best way to defeat ignorance is to present ideas, as you can lead someone to answers, but you can't shove them through their skull.
Not many generations ago, the Catholics used to roast off your feet instead.
It is like trying to teach circles to someone whom you don't know can only understand squares.
The knowledge of our elders is great. There have been many wise men for very many, many generations.
How long after we began to walk upright was Humanity blessed with the first Star Myth?
That is a math question with a real number answer.

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Circles Or Squares?