Things people won't admit to

VILEPLUME · May 3, 2013

What are things that everyone has done, but no one will admit to doing it?

I have come up with 3 so far...

- Scratching a part of your body then sniffing your finger afterwards.
- Not acting or dwelling on it, but for a moment you thought about what it would be like having sex with the same sex.
- Told a racist joke or laughed at one at least once.

Can you guys think of any others?

ukclonebank · May 3, 2013

when i was 9 and Living in Georgetown , Guyana , all uk nationals had to have a guard on premises,
One night my parents had a dinner party and i was told to stay upsatairs,
@ 3 am in the morning i snuck down , ate all the after eights and set fire to the table cloth after supping some wine,
long story short it was a freeking mess , i wrapped up the table cloth (containing candlestick,wine,cake the lot and threw it over the back garden fence,
then i went back to bed.
When i woke up in the morning the place was swarming with police and the security guard had been arrested and sacked.
I never told my parents to this day.
I justify by thinking had the guard not been asleep , he would'nt have got the blame.
I seriously would have had my ass kicked lol.

AltarNation · May 3, 2013

"and set fire to the tablecloth"

ROFL.

I think he was looking for more general situations, maybe.

Pickin' your nose.
Masturbation.
Peeing in the shower.

ukclonebank · May 3, 2013

AltarNation said:
"and set fire to the tablecloth"

ROFL.

I think he was looking for more general situations, maybe.

Pickin' your nose.
Masturbation.
Peeing in the shower.

Well fuck it's been chewing me up all these years , i hadda tell someone

giggles26 · May 3, 2013

ukclonebank said:
when i was 9 and Living in Georgetown , Guyana , all uk nationals had to have a guard on premises,
One night my parents had a dinner party and i was told to stay upsatairs,
@ 3 am in the morning i snuck down , ate all the after eights and set fire to the table cloth after supping some wine,
long story short it was a freeking mess , i wrapped up the table cloth (containing candlestick,wine,cake the lot and threw it over the back garden fence,
then i went back to bed.
When i woke up in the morning the place was swarming with police and the security guard had been arrested and sacked.
I never told my parents to this day.
I justify by thinking had the guard not been asleep , he would'nt have got the blame.
I seriously would have had my ass kicked lol.

Holly hell dude, what are you going to tell us next. Lets get some of those other skeletons out of the closet

AltarNation · May 3, 2013

ukclonebank said:
Well fuck it's been chewing me up all these years , i hadda tell someone

lolol... you're okay cloney

giggles26 · May 3, 2013

AltarNation said:
"and set fire to the tablecloth"

ROFL.

I think he was looking for more general situations, maybe.

Pickin' your nose.
Masturbation.
Peeing in the shower.

You don't admit to masturbating? Shit if I could I'd whip that thing out in public lol

AltarNation · May 3, 2013

giggles26 said:
You don't admit to masturbating? Shit if I could I'd whip that thing out in public lol

I thought we were maing generalities... heh. I will admit to masturbating... but a lot of people don't. heh.

AltarNation · May 3, 2013

Things I personally don't admit to? that's a short list... shame is overrated, heh.

ukclonebank · May 3, 2013

Masturbating is nothing new , those who say they don't are usually telling porky's, or their penis is inverted and i wouldn't admit to that!!

Trolling · May 3, 2013

ukclonebank said:
when i was 9 and Living in Georgetown , Guyana , all uk nationals had to have a guard on premises,
One night my parents had a dinner party and i was told to stay upsatairs,
@ 3 am in the morning i snuck down , ate all the after eights and set fire to the table cloth after supping some wine,
long story short it was a freeking mess , i wrapped up the table cloth (containing candlestick,wine,cake the lot and threw it over the back garden fence,
then i went back to bed.
When i woke up in the morning the place was swarming with police and the security guard had been arrested and sacked.
I never told my parents to this day.
I justify by thinking had the guard not been asleep , he would'nt have got the blame.
I seriously would have had my ass kicked lol.

I just got the funniest gif in my head of a kid doing all this, the part "so I thru it over a garden fence and went back to bed" made me burst, can imagine the non shilont? (can't spell) look on your face while doing all this lol.

DoctorGregHouse · May 3, 2013

Watching porn. I've had a couple friends outright deny watching it and talking about how demeaning and blah blah blah it is.

Then I open up a browser tab on their computer to watch Netflix or something and their recently-viewed pages list looks like the video store order scene from Clerks.

[video=youtube;JSmE7mhmCUY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSmE7mhmCUY[/video]

bizarrojohnson · May 3, 2013

AltarNation said:
"and set fire to the tablecloth"

ROFL.

I think he was looking for more general situations, maybe.

Pickin' your nose.
Masturbation.
Peeing in the shower.

I pick my nose, masturbate, pee in shower, masturbate in the shower (while smoking a joint), scratch my balls and smell them, and fuck girls on their period with no condom. :hump:

I AM MAN!

ukclonebank · May 3, 2013

bizarrojohnson said:
I pick my nose, masturbate, pee in shower, masturbate in the shower (while smoking a joint), scratch my balls and smell them, and fuck girls on their period with no condom.

I AM MAN!

That means your still a virgin....

bizarrojohnson · May 3, 2013

That's not true. Like I talk about these face to face with people.

ukclonebank · May 3, 2013

bizarrojohnson said:
That's not true. Like I talk about these face to face with people.

Well then your plain disgusting

bizarrojohnson · May 4, 2013

ukclonebank said:
Well then your plain disgusting

that I agree with. Only that grosses me out is bodily waste and anal.

Trolling · May 4, 2013

For real tho, dunno how so many guys talk about licking assholes and getting off on it, and I don't care how hot you are, I'm not st cking my dick in there.

rooky1985 · May 4, 2013

bizarrojohnson said:
I pick my nose, masturbate, pee in shower, masturbate in the shower (while smoking a joint), scratch my balls and smell them, and fuck girls on their period with no condom.

I AM MAN!

It's ok to wade in the red river, just never drink from it.

Kodank Moment · May 4, 2013

Trolling said:
For real tho, dunno how so many guys talk about licking assholes and getting off on it, and I don't care how hot you are, I'm not st cking my dick in there.

My girl gets her ass and vag waxed. Its gorgeous. She's also a ten. I'd eat candy out of her ass. I get all up in that asshole, dick and tongue. Don't be a bitch dude. Homophobic? Scared someone might think you're gay if you do it? It isn't like you stick it in and shit flies everywhere.

Oh and had a threesome once, girl was sucking my dick while the other licked my ass. I have never came so hard. Glorious.

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