I don't drink very often, but when I do I get smashed.....I mean like a 5th for myself in 5 or 6 hours.... then after I'm good and buzzed I make sure the wife takes away my car keys and the phone and the modem.....anything that might allow me to make an ass out of myself....LOL
Oh and I always have my Stereo headphones ready so the neighbors aren't pounding on the wall.....LOL