Transporting harvested product big time

So I was thinking the other day about way to move pounds without getting busted and I had the idea of investing in a hearse and casket and dressing in a suit when driving it. You would put the bud in the casket I mean what kind of cop would pull over a hearse and ask to open the coffin? Even if by some stretch this happened there has to be some law protecting against them doing so. Of coarse you would have to have quite a budget but seems like it would beat prison to spent a little money on a new ride, and it would be cool as fuck to have a hearse.

LMFAO

and I was wondering how to get my deceased girls out of the woods...




that's too funny

LOL! that's awesome.

slabhead said:

LMFAO

and I was wondering how to get my deceased girls out of the woods...




that's too funny

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Little off topic but did your babies start out with little popcorn nugs everywhere then over time just fill in to make it look like one big cola?

Dude just put it in your vehicle, you don't need a hearse and everything.

Just don't be stupid like everyone else and get a moving van....fucking retards.

While your in your vehicle be in a suit, that alone would probably deter cops away.

smokablunt16 said:

Little off topic but did your babies start out with little popcorn nugs everywhere then over time just fill in to make it look like one big cola?

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Yeah, pretty much. I never top because I like the big cola heads. Unless of course it's for camo purposes.



"It's my most favorite time of the year!"

do a trip before taking any weed if you! check the roads see any spots cops may be, get used to the 'itinerary'... respect speed limits, respect traffic signals,basicly keep low profile and u probably be fine

Or even better... Get all your buddies to wear suits and shyt and have them drive behind you looking all sad and shyt.

then the cops will say, HMM I DIDNT HEAR ABOUT THIS FUNERAL

as cops almost 100% of the time know about them for traffic purposes.. maybe because im in a bigger city, but ive never seen a funeral that had to stop for red lights...

just buy a honda accord and blend in.

why not get a buddy that works for a towing company and get him to tow your car full of bud?? lol thats how people transported alot of coke back in the day with out any troubles.... saw it on cocaine cowboys!!!!

dramzer43 said:

So I was thinking the other day about way to move pounds without getting busted and I had the idea of investing in a hearse and casket and dressing in a suit when driving it. You would put the bud in the casket I mean what kind of cop would pull over a hearse and ask to open the coffin? Even if by some stretch this happened there has to be some law protecting against them doing so. Of coarse you would have to have quite a budget but seems like it would beat prison to spent a little money on a new ride, and it would be cool as fuck to have a hearse.

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I hope you were really really stoned when thinking of this!! LOL

This thread is laughable at best.

Are you driving across the city or across state lines?

I think its a little extreme... I'm personally thinking that the best way is by small plain or some type if you are really serious about this. I've seen some pretty neat contraptions that can pretty much land anywhere like a helicopter.

While you are at it strap all the dope to a buddy and drop his out over the destination location and keep on flying. When you land... are you clean as a whistle..... hahahaha hey its been done... this idea is not original. Sad thing is... dudes parachute didn't open and the dope didn't break his fall. bwahhahaa!

slabhead said:

LMFAO

and I was wondering how to get my deceased girls out of the woods...




that's too funny

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off topic but snap brother what strain is she?

i say go with the hearse... they are bad ass. i just saw a sick caddy... maybe it was you.

through your shit in a turkey bag, no smell will escape and drive sober and normal. make sure all your lights are working.... precautions is key.

i do like the tow truck thing

The hearse is a good idea only if you are moving in one particular state through relatively urban environments. A hearse with out of state tags or a hearse in the back woods would stick out like a sore thumb to any officer trained in drug interdiction... and one look at the white male in his 20's or 30's driving the thing would seal the deal.

Honestly, the best way to move a lot of weed is to have a car for each state you go through (with tags registered for *that* state). Even if you have to rent cars in every state, it is worth it. Also, you want to have a woman driving. That is my advice.

... or just chance it in your personal vehicle. A fresh paint job or a nice wash and wax detail job, wearing a suit, and getting a haircut before hand will help.

been done in American gangster and denzel got caught......