Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.
Two Asians clip each other in an intersection...
...sounds like a Nguyen-Nguyen situation to me!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
how do you comfort an upset grammar nazi?
pat him on the back and say "there, their, they're."
I couldn't understand why the frisbee was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What does a Gay Horse eat ???? ........ HHHHHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY !
20 tampons crossed the road, which one said hello?
None of em, theyre all stuck up CUNTS
What's the difference between a whore and a drug dealer ?
A whore can wash her crack and sell it again.
Hear about the guy with 5 dix?
fits like a glove.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails???
A blowjob with handlebars
What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They both have to smell it, but neither of them get to eat it
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
does that mean that one enjoys it?
9 out of 10 people enjoy prison rape
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper
Two Asians clip each other in an intersection.
Sounds like a Nguyen-Nguyen situation to me!!!
too esoteric...if it has to be explained...takes the humor out of it. guess there's not enough of an Asian population here for me to know that's how that's pronounced
What do you call a one legged lady? Ilean
What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg? Irean
Separate names with a comma.