Two sentence joke

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.

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    SageFromZen

    SageFromZen Well-Known Member

    Two Asians clip each other in an intersection...

    ...sounds like a Nguyen-Nguyen situation to me!
     
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    Space_cadet

    Space_cadet Well-Known Member

    What do you call a gay dinosaur?

    A-mega-sore-ass
     
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    QuarksRSmall

    QuarksRSmall Well-Known Member

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

    A Lick-a-Lot-a-Puss.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    how do you comfort an upset grammar nazi?

    pat him on the back and say "there, their, they're."
     
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    Bugeye

    Bugeye Well-Known Member

    I couldn't understand why the frisbee was getting bigger.

    Then it hit me.
     
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    sdd420

    sdd420 Well-Known Member

    What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
     
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    Budzbuddha

    Budzbuddha Well-Known Member

    What does a Gay Horse eat ???? ........ HHHHHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY !
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    Q
    20 tampons crossed the road, which one said hello?

    A.
    None of em, theyre all stuck up CUNTS :bigjoint:
     
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    Budzbuddha

    Budzbuddha Well-Known Member

    What's the difference between a whore and a drug dealer ?

    A whore can wash her crack and sell it again.
     
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    charface

    charface Well-Known Member

    Hear about the guy with 5 dix?
    fits like a glove.
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    What do you call a blonde with pig tails???

    A blowjob with handlebars
     
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    goinghigh

    goinghigh Active Member

    What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?

    They both have to smell it, but neither of them get to eat it
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

    EL-IF-I-NO
     
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    blake9999

    blake9999 Well-Known Member

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
    does that mean that one enjoys it?
     
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    charface

    charface Well-Known Member

    9 out of 10 people enjoy prison rape
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

    A wooly jumper
     
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    SageFromZen

    SageFromZen Well-Known Member

    Two Asians clip each other in an intersection.

    Sounds like a Nguyen-Nguyen situation to me!!!
     
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2018
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    too esoteric...if it has to be explained...takes the humor out of it. guess there's not enough of an Asian population here for me to know that's how that's pronounced
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    What do you call a one legged lady? Ilean

    What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg? Irean
     
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    SageFromZen

    SageFromZen Well-Known Member

    What explanation?
     
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