Unemployed: Human trafficker?

FootballFirst · Feb 5, 2009

I was thinking of trying my hand at human trafficking. What are the wages like? I know I could get arrested, but I honestly can't think of any other cons. Anyone have any insight?

burlingo · Feb 5, 2009

it isn't April the first already, is it?

serious?

victim26 · Feb 5, 2009

i think you posted this on the wrong website lol

Kingb420 · Feb 5, 2009

wtf.... how much can you keister?

SocataSmoker · Feb 5, 2009

FootballFirst said:
I was thinking of trying my hand at human trafficking. What are the wages like? I know I could get arrested, but I honestly can't think of any other cons. Anyone have any insight?

If you're talking about the trafficking of women and children from other countries to be forced into some sort of slavery, anything at all to do with kidnapping or holding someone against their will, I can only hope you suffer the most imaginable pain during your death... but if you're talking about helping people come to America and become citizens to escape a horrid life in a third world country, all the best wishes to you.

:bigjoint:

smokeandfly · Feb 5, 2009

wtf human trafficing dude if i ever meet you i will seriously beat the shit out of you. enless you mean the human trafficing like smuggling people into countrys they want to go to. i would think it would be alright money but nothing compared to how much a few 1000 watt lights could give you or dealing some other stuff meth is easy to make i recomend you try that first .... with full protective clothing

gogrow · Feb 5, 2009

SocataSmoker said:
If you're talking about the trafficking of women and children from other countries to be forced into some sort of slavery, anything at all to do with kidnapping or holding someone against their will, I can only hope you suffer the most imaginable pain during your death... but if you're talking about helping people come to America and become citizens to escape a horrid life in a third world country, all the best wishes to you.

i believe he is talking about bringing people into the country... not selling women into prostitution in other countries.... at least i hope thats what he means :lol:

FootballFirst · Feb 5, 2009

gogrow said:
i believe he is talking about bringing people into the country... not selling women into prostitution in other countries.... at least i hope thats what he means

Whatever is most profitable really. I'm open minded.

I don't really know where to start building an operation, but I figure, I'll start out small stealing a baby or two and see how that works out. Does craigslist have any terms or conditions regarding selling live stuff? After all, I can't just stand on the corner with a baby 4 sale sign.

Suggestions welcome.

burlingo · Feb 5, 2009

ok, this guy's a joker. or at least... i hope so.

pack the bags and run riu! before he sells us all into a life of prostitution and addiction.... :-(

actually. how much would i for for on the market? bearing in mind we are going through a recession. :lol:

heftamga · Feb 5, 2009

FootballFirst said:
Whatever is most profitable really. I'm open minded.

I don't really know where to start building an operation, but I figure, I'll start out small stealing a baby or two and see how that works out. Does craigslist have any terms or conditions regarding selling live stuff? After all, I can't just stand on the corner with a baby 4 sale sign.

Suggestions welcome.

whaaaaaaaat? :shock:

this must be a bad dream :confused:

Kingb420 · Feb 5, 2009

omg.... im laughing now and its NOT FUNNY ....lol

heftamga · Feb 5, 2009

[youtube]NZpDDS0rr7k[/youtube]

i only agree with the first part of this video without the praying and god stuff. :peace:

Puffster · Feb 5, 2009

are you selling by the pound or inches?what is your warranty policy?can i return it if its delivered dead?

smokeandfly · Feb 5, 2009

haha why dont you just do what they did in the movie hostal they got like 300 000 per american lol think you should sell on ebay tho you will get more customers that way.

burlingo · Feb 5, 2009

smokeandfly said:
haha why dont you just do what they did in the movie hostal they got like 300 000 per american lol think you should sell on ebay tho you will get more customers that way.

the fee's on human trafficking are HUGE on eBay, and paypal steals the rest.

chronik4lyfe · Feb 5, 2009

jesus fuck... this dudes a fuckin moron... sorry but honestly this thread should be deleted..

GrowKindNugs · Feb 5, 2009

HAHAHA, wow, this thread is insane!! kid's gotta be, what, 13, 14 tops...delete this bullshit nonsense now!

burlingo · Feb 5, 2009

i think he's only doing it for a laugh.

just to get exactly this reaction, which is quite funny!

if he is in any way shape or form being serious. then he'd better run, we shall track him down!!!!

Puffster · Feb 5, 2009

who in their right mind thinks this is real?im just hoping he pokes wholes in the box b4 shipping!

GrowKindNugs · Feb 5, 2009

Puffster said:
who in their right mind thinks this is real?im just hoping he pokes wholes in the box b4 shipping!

of course it's not real, but who the fuck wants to read this kind of shit on this wonderful website?? go post on the teeny forums

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