Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

misshestermoffitt said:

So then you'll come and mow my yard and take out the garbage

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korvette1977 said:

Rope ... Hmmmm


So you like being tied up..?

I'm opening a new Business .. Im going to be a "Stand In Hubby"".. Women can rent me by the hr .. to take care of the chores hubby's cant...

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Sunnysideup said:

That is really a good idea....You stood in for Rick yesterday with the lawn/driveway problem..thank you again. btw, the homeowners insurance will cover the whole thing. They will go after the crazy mans insurance co first and if he is uninsured they will pay...so it will be fixed.

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Killa Man said:

my wake in baked was just perfectly ruined...nothing worse than a store full of cops

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misshestermoffitt said:

Good, I'm glad you got things worked out Sunny, that no fault on property damage sounds like a crock of crap. Lazy cops not wanting to do their jobs or something.

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Sunnysideup said:

I could use some Bonnaroo action right now.
Vette your leaving soon for your Philly trip, yes?

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korvette1977 said:

Sounds gross... how does it smell?

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What are you.. some sort of fucking nut...DO I look like a pretzel to you...fuck me I can barely bend over enough to see my cock...
when's the last time you had a good beating...I'd say you're about due...

korvette1977 said:

Thats just fucking gross... I'd kick it out the door ...Maybe you should get a dog to lick it up after the cat pukes..

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misshestermoffitt said:

Morning all, sorry about your cat puke troubles Twisty, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one with those kinds of problems.

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Sunnysideup said:

Good morning everyone.
Wake n Bake
I have a puker in my house too. I am going to start putting signs up...I hate when I am half a sleep and 'splat'....ruins the morning for me.

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Whats grim is COLD puke when you're half asleep.......

korvette1977 said:

And then he came to bed and licked your face right ... ewwwwwwwwwwwww gross ..

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Right after licking their asshole........

misshestermoffitt said:

I'm counting down days for pets too. We've already decided no more. I've saved all 5 from the streets and can't adopt anymore. I found out I'm allergic to cats, but won't give them away, have to ride it out. I love my kitties but sometimes I want to strangle them.

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Sunnysideup said:

I feel you. I know. I rescued all mine too. I am just tired, but, I will ride it out until the end. No more when they are gone. I fantasize what it would be like to wake up and only have to take care of myself. Kids are gone, husband is gone, waiting on the pets to be gone.

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The guy next door died and they were going to put him down..but seeing as I'd already cat sat for him once I knew the cat was real cool..he is an amazingly smart cat..and funny as hell..talks all the time..every time you touch, look at or even walk by he meows..

misshestermoffitt said:

Good, I'm glad you got things worked out Sunny, that no fault on property damage sounds like a crock of crap. Lazy cops not wanting to do their jobs or something.

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Screw that fix someone else's crap.........

Sunnysideup said:

Maybe you will see some orbs at the penn.
I think that shit is so cool. When I move back to Md. that is on my list of must do's.

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misshestermoffitt said:

Haunted Houses are so fun. They never have any good ones around here, in fact they haven't done one in town for years.

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