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RBGene

RBGene

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"The true freaks are never the ones you suspect: the blonde with the nip-slip top or the brunette trying to pull off the 80's retro look but who ends up looking like the lead singer of Ratt coming off a nine-day heroin jag instead. No, it's plain-jane girl at the back of the club sipping a Mojito and wearing glasses that were never in style. The same one who invites you back to her place -- and two hours later you're handcuffed to the headboard with a buncha daisies sticking out of your ass. You have NO clue what the hell happened, but you can't wait for it to happen again! Say hello to Dirty Girl. She's not sporting the biggest nugs and she smells like an elderly lime fucking last year's Christmas tree, but she's a complete and total freak. You think you're the one on top? Take a couple of hits -- yeah, who's the bitch now? That's right, YOU are . . . and daaaaamn it feels good! Dirty girl wants you to relax and just let it flow while she takes over. And she's cheap, too: I've found her for $8 a gram. She's not the kind of girl you bring home to your mother, but if you've got a Saturday night and some low lights, give her a try. Just be ready in case she brings flowers..."-StukaFox

Dirty Girl: Trainwreck x Cinderella 99dirtygirl.JPG
 
Jeffislovinlife

Jeffislovinlife

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RBGene said:
"The true freaks are never the ones you suspect: the blonde with the nip-slip top or the brunette trying to pull off the 80's retro look but who ends up looking like the lead singer of Ratt coming off a nine-day heroin jag instead. No, it's plain-jane girl at the back of the club sipping a Mojito and wearing glasses that were never in style. The same one who invites you back to her place -- and two hours later you're handcuffed to the headboard with a buncha daisies sticking out of your ass. You have NO clue what the hell happened, but you can't wait for it to happen again! Say hello to Dirty Girl. She's not sporting the biggest nugs and she smells like an elderly lime fucking last year's Christmas tree, but she's a complete and total freak. You think you're the one on top? Take a couple of hits -- yeah, who's the bitch now? That's right, YOU are . . . and daaaaamn it feels good! Dirty girl wants you to relax and just let it flow while she takes over. And she's cheap, too: I've found her for $8 a gram. She's not the kind of girl you bring home to your mother, but if you've got a Saturday night and some low lights, give her a try. Just be ready in case she brings flowers..."-StukaFox

Dirty Girl: Trainwreck x Cinderella 99View attachment 4632683
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Holy hell now that funny shit right there thanks for the laugh and a good read had some practice but then again you are right
 
Lockedin

Lockedin

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RBGene said:
I did not write it, so I put it in quotes. I saw it on a cannabis review and I also got quite a good laugh. Written like old Detective Stories paperbacks. :-)
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Jeffislovinlife said:
Still funny I tried to take a bong hit did not end well got had me sounding like an olw
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+1 - almost fountained an 18" beaker!

On Topic - OG Kush from a local dispensary. Brand is hit or miss on bag appeal / scent - this one is a hit all the way around.
 

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