What did Santa bring?

so far i got clothes and some jewerly.
a few days after that thought i'm getting the big present.
a qp.

Santa brought me a crack head thief,bad santa !.

Some peice of shit stole the mail out of my mail box as well as all my neighbors on the street,even though i hate a cop i was forced to call them.

The cop said it happens every year,assholes target decent neighborhoods then steal all the mail looking for cash & checks.

Fukin dicks got my xmas bonus check that was in the mail .

panhead said:

Santa brought me a crack head thief,bad santa !.

Some peice of shit stole the mail out of my mail box as well as all my neighbors on the street,even though i hate a cop i was forced to call them.

The cop said it happens every year,assholes target decent neighborhoods then steal all the mail looking for cash & checks.

Fukin dicks got my xmas bonus check that was in the mail .

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gotta love good ole crack heads, that really sucks man.

I don't get presents actually.
My parents hate me.
I'm basically just a guy that lives in their house that they don't talk to anymore.

I got a steering wheel from my girl....

And some aftershave....

i wish santa would take me far far away

lol same here radiokill i was gonna get kicked out 1 week b4 xmas lol all worked out ...another reason y i never quit jane

Guys how early do you open ur presents 3am?, maybe your from the u.k but its still pretty early

flatrider said:

Guys how early do you open ur presents 3am?, maybe your from the u.k but its still pretty early

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its 10 am now........

its 3 am here so none for me yet but i know what i got lol

King420 said:

its 3 am here so none for me yet but i know what i got lol

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what u getting ? ???

King420 said:

its 3 am here so none for me yet but i know what i got lol

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You better go to bed otherwise Santa Clause might not come.

airman said:

You better go to bed otherwise Santa Clause might not come.

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lol well im staying in a house iv never lived in and i have to sleep on the couch.......sleep aint comming that easy....and i got some clothes and such nothing to exciting but it makes me happy.....me and santa went shopping yesterday lol

jokingly i told my family that i wanted a new laptop...

got a big flat heavy gift - pretty sure it was a laptop - opened it - turned out to be a bathroom scale for me to weigh my fat ass on..



hehe

just my luck i got myself nhl09 for my xbox

I know I'm getting Metalocalypse Seasons 1 + 2 on dvd. Christmas day is gonna be 8 hours straight of METAL

Santa Got me a 32'' Flatscreen T.v So far.. Im waiting for everyone to get up before i rip into anything else

so far i got 340$, a 20$ gift card to Adalbertos (best mexican food ever) Girlfriend got me Dark side of the moon and a bad ass dragon incense burner, and i havent even opened my presents under the tree yet

cant forget the 5 or so grams of free hash

grassified said:

I got jackshit this year! I swear, when you turn 21, its the last year you receive presents. After that, you better start GIVIN!

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Tru that man. Im 23 I still get dumb shit but then again...that not wut its about right? haha. On another note... its 5:45 am here on christmas morning and faced a delightful blunt of some kush. Cant sleep so figured Ill prepare for when the rest of the family gets up in an hour or two. lol.

i got a 250w hps to replace my smashed envirolite , santa didnt bring it , 'Parcel Force 48' did , oh and santa didnt pay for it either , i did .SHIT i bet that fat cunt still ate the mince pies i left him though .

im sure santa is a stoner , that big cheesy smile , works 1 day a year , eats all those munchies whilst hes working , laughs at everyone ...ho ho ho , all those christmas trees are hiding the rows of plants inbetweeen them , i bet hes back in his grotto now suckin on a fat one .