What did you accomplish today?

BarnBuster said:

Damn, scratch "active volcano visit" off my adventure touring bucket list

New Zealand volcano explosion leaves American couple with severe burns, death toll rises to 6

An American couple spending their honeymoon in a cruise in New Zealand are among those who were seriously burned when a volcano erupted on an island filled with tourists on Monday, as the death toll keeps rising.

www.foxnews.com

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Well Snap - I guess I'll cross off Crocodile farm Triathlon as well.

BarnBuster said:

Damn, scratch "active volcano visit" off my adventure touring bucket list

New Zealand volcano explosion leaves American couple with severe burns, death toll rises to 6

An American couple spending their honeymoon in a cruise in New Zealand are among those who were seriously burned when a volcano erupted on an island filled with tourists on Monday, as the death toll keeps rising.

www.foxnews.com

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Hawaii... much safer and you can actually see the flowing lava.

cannabineer said:

I like this one:
When yo mama tried to enter the Ugly Contest, they told her “no professionals”.

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lol I've never heard that one.

My favs

Yo moma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea world.

Yo moma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo moma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

Seeds arrived! First grow in 3 years will finally begin.

Laughing Grass said:

Hawaii... much safer and you can actually see the flowing lava.

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I dunno, "Active" is Mother Nature's way of saying "You've been warned (once only)", and the Murphy's Law addendum is: "In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong"

DustyDuke said:

Im pretty high I thought I toned down the Aussie in it lol
I want to see an action shot of you sitting on the seat of the scooter. Clothing optional of course or my favourite super short short’s with a hint of ball just creeping out one of the legs

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Don’t tone down the Aussie. Turn that shit up. I can’t get enough of it lol.

FresnoFarmer said:

Don’t tone down the Aussie. Turn that shit up. I can’t get enough of it lol.

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You should check out ozzy man reviews on youtube. Just about died laughing when @DustyDuke called his plants Sheila.

Dehydrating peppers. Fridge and freezer already full of salsa lol. Can’t wait to try the orange pepper in soup. The green pepper is really good in ham and navy bean soup.

FresnoFarmer said:

Dehydrating peppers. Fridge and freezer already full of salsa lol. Can’t wait to try the orange pepper in soup. The green pepper is really good in ham and navy bean soup.
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Those would be killer in an Italian sausage, garbanzo soup

Singlemalt said:

Those would be killer in an Italian sausage, garbanzo soup

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I’ll keep that in mind. I’m thinking of making sopa de fideos con pollo just to test the pepper.

dangledo said:

Just figured out how to add reactions to the like button

Im dumb like that

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I was going to ask you to explain it to me but I figured it out

Made some progress on my early mainline

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Well Snap - I guess I'll cross off Crocodile farm Triathlon as well.

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the cardinal issue right there

420 break

Made it to the store my damn self today, took my crutch in case my back decided to revolt. The beer shelf is happy now. Son helped me put lights on the tree. Didn't get to transplanting the babies yet and the grandkids are coming over tomorrow afternoon so I need to get my shit together in the morning. Buds and suds time.

Laughing Grass said:

Hawaii... much safer and you can actually see the flowing lava.



lol I've never heard that one.

My favs

Yo moma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea world.

Yo moma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo moma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

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Yo mama so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

Bareback said:

I was going to ask you to explain it to me but I figured it out

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I had soup and chicken figured out...

raratt said:

I had soup and chicken figured out...

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Caaaall ...
for soup and chicken

cannabineer said:

Caaaall ...
for soup and chicken

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or call

Super Chicken!

DustyDuke said:

I hope you wore your best bondies for the trip back”...
Bondies are reg grundies, dick dacks, undies, underwear?

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OK, if bondies are underwear, what are bondi cigars?
(other than an Australian blues band I've been into for years)

Now that I think about it, I may not want to know.

tangerinegreen555 said:

OK, if bondies are underwear, what are bondi cigars?
(other than an Australian blues band I've been into for years)
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Now that I think about it, I may not want to know.

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I have a vision of some dude in his chones smoking a Cuban with a glass of Scotch.