Unclebaldrick
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What if Trump were actually a good person and a good President?
What if?
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hillbill
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Fuck
'trumps joints will be separated no problem'.
Bugeye
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Then buck will lose our wager and have to leave RIU or be forever taunted for reneging on two election wagers.
you keep talking about..what wager?
SFnone
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There's a lot I forgot to add, like sexually assaulting women then bragging about it on tape and paying a pornstar then lying to the public about it repeatedly, or inviting the Taliban to camp david, or allowing Kurdish allies to be killed, or threatening to cut federal funding to states if they go along with absentee voting (among other things), or telling his base to break the law so that it may benefit him alone, or his abuse of power in general... There's just too much!
Sir Napsalot
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3 months after his rent-a-wife gave birth no less
He's cheated on all his wives repeatedly
captainmorgan
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He should have been neutered many years ago.
ilovereggae
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What if Trump loses and contests the election results and refuses to leave office. Then under the guise of saving the country suggests his followers should kill people in cold blood if they disagree because they are obviously antifa communists. And then invite Russian troops onto US soil because they are white "Christian" freedom fighters who share our same culture and values, and we need help to save us from an immigrant invasion that is going to cause white genocide. Because that's what the fuck sure seems to have a good chance of happening due to a bunch of ignorant selfish people blindly swallowing the Great Replacement theory whole.
Sorry I usually stay out of here but this bs gaslighting theory hit a nerve today.
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Unclebaldrick
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Don't forget the many, many times he has ignored our intelligence community and thrown his support behind Putin!
What if our President wasn't compromised and actually acted in our country's interests rather than his own and Putin's?
Unclebaldrick
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What if Trump said that Mary, Joseph and Jesus should have been denied exile in Egypt and sent back to Judea and subjected to Herod's "law and order" and still got 99.9% of the evangelical vote?
Unclebaldrick
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What if the sinking of several Trump boat rally boats wasn't a perfect metaphor for what society would be like if individuals did whatever the fuck they wanted to instead of working together in a coordinated manner?
Unclebaldrick
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I kind of like this thread. What if it didn't totally backfire on the limp-dicked OP?
Padawanbater2
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Hey bud, good question!
What if Trump wins?
I think if Trump wins, takes back the House, keeps the Senate...
...Disaster
Padawanbater2
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The housewives holding their tea cups might shuffle bridge
topcat
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That's why we're taking the gas out of it and having a bit of fun. Go with it, it's improvisation time.