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Corso312

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99% of scientists do not agree that it was legit..lol, dude.. It was a hoax, do some research if common sense alone doesn't make ya realize that Noah's Ark is a myth and there's nothing to find.
 

Big_Lou

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99% of scientists do not agree that it was legit..lol, dude.. It was a hoax, do some research if common sense alone doesn't make ya realize that Noah's Ark is a myth and there's nothing to find.
I dunno....I once heard that the t-rex couldn't get along with the stegosaurus and they virtually tore the Ark apart from the inside! Then, things got REALLY interesting when Superman and Dr. Who arrived on scene...
 

Mr.GreenJeans

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Why do 99% of the scientists agree that it is legit? Snopes is no more accurate than Wiki. You have a right to your opinion but don't disrespect those of others.
Most people confuse "facts" and "opinions" --- Actually, most people falsely believe that their opinions ARE facts, even when their is no empirical evidence or cognitive logic to support those opinions. And anytime someone cites "Snopes" you should definitely question both their agenda and their intelligence. Snopes has been proven wrong MANY times. They are no more accurate than the brain-dead, self-important millennials that "investigate" for them. And as often as not their "findings" have a distinctly left-leaning political slant. Absolutely no attempt at objectivity. They lost all credibility with people capable of independent thinking several years ago.

As to "finding the ark", well -- I don't think that will ever happen because IF it existed it was made of wood and would have been decomposed many centuries ago, even on a mountain top in Turkey. However, to discount the story completely is the epitome of ignorance. I'm no fan of organized religion, but archeological and geological evidence supports that there WAS a great flood which DID submerge the entire world -- as they knew the world at that time (Their "world" would have consisted only of parts of the Mediterranean area). There is also a growing volume of scientific evidence supporting many of the Old-Testament stories. They were undoubtedly embellished over the centuries, but evidence suggests there IS a historical basis behind most of the old stories. Modern studies suggest that The Old Testament is actually a combination of a history book and one of mankind's first attempts to use symbolism / allegory to set guidelines for behavior within a society.
 

Corso312

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No shit numbnuts, nobody ever doubted a great flood..massive floods and drought have hit nearly every part of the planet for billions of years..its the whole gathering a pair of every animal and loading them on their giant ship part that's horseshit.
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
No shit numbnuts, nobody ever doubted a great flood..massive floods and drought have hit nearly every part of the planet for billions of years..its the whole gathering a pair of every animal and loading them on their giant ship part that's horseshit.
So I gather that you are an expert on Biblical matters.
 

oswizzle

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potpimp believes in fairy tales.... Does you snake tell you to eat apples... Oh Perhaps the Jewish Zombie told you the world was flat also :)
 

Finshaggy

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Interesting that you mentioned Imhotep. Joseph was the 16th pharaoh of Egypt (3rd dynasty) and Imhotep was second to him.
That's like saying Imhotep is Joseph just because the Bible says he solved a 7 year famine, and their is record of Imhotep solving a 7 year famine (the Famine Stella). Who are you calling Moses and who are you calling Joseph, because neither of them are in Egyptian records.
 

Finshaggy

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No, there is plenty of archeological evidence, including a standing stone of exactly where they crossed. There were 4,6, and 8 spoked chariot wheels and hubs found in a line from where the 18 mile pass through the mountains to the Sea of Suf emptied out into a huge beach. The water on each side of of the beach is over 5,000 feet deep but only about 200 feet at that point. One of the chariot wheels was made of gold. There were also many other artifacts found there. BTW, Noah's ark was found by the same man, Ron Wyatt, and Turkey created the "Noah's Ark National Park" there. They analyzed one of the metal fasteners used to bolt the wood to the frame and discovered that it actually had titanium alloyed in it.
I have heard of all this stuff. None of those are confirmed to be Chariot wheels, they have never been brought to the surface, people are just like "see it looks like a wheel". Its like the spire that people say is built on the moon, because it looks like there might be some kind of thing jutting out of the moon in a picture, but it's like way in the background and blurry, but people still claim that it was constructed.
 

Corso312

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That's what I figured. So you're pitching yourself as an expert and you've never even cracked a page. You're really "special".



Expert? Nah... How old do think the Earth is?

Do you believe that we are all spawn of Adam n Eve?
 

Finshaggy

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Do you know how the first "pharoah" came to power? A very wise Hebrew tried to make a living by his wisdom in "eretz Y'rael" but business was bad. He heard that the Egyptians (Mitzarim) valued wisdom a lot so he went down to see the king. It seems that when he got there he found out that the king only met with people once a year and that was only a few weeks since he had met with them. So, not having a place to live or food, he was desperate and went to the outskirts of town and lived in an abandoned bakery shop. A few days later he saw a procession of people coming down the road; it was a funeral and they were taking him out of town to bury him. He hailed the leader and told him essentially "By order of the king I hereby charge you two shekels (or whatever) burial tax." They grumbled but paid it anyway. He continued to do the same with every funeral. By the time the king could meet with him there were a lot of people complaining about the king charging the burial tax. Of course the king did not know anything about it so he inquired about who was taking the money. The Hebrew came forward and confessed. The king called him aside privately and said "I have only been able to tax the living, but you have taxed the dead!" And he created the title "Pharaoh" and made him the first.
Where did you get this? It seems like a story a comedian would tell. Can you point to any record of this in Egypt?

One time I heard a Jewish comedian talk about Jewish Miracles and it was just like this. (This is a joke, I am not claiming that this is history) One Jewish man says to his brother about a man that has his house along side the road they are walking "I bet you 100 Shekels I can get that man to let me piss all over his house" and his brother agrees, thinking he will easily win the bet.
So the man goes over to the other man's house and says to him "I bet you 20 Shekels that I can piss in this gourd without getting any of it on your house" the man accepts the bet, and the Jewish man proceeds to piss all over his house and pays him 20 Shekels apologizing, then goes back to his brother and collects 100 Shekels.
 

Finshaggy

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Why do 99% of the scientists agree that it is legit? Snopes is no more accurate than Wiki. You have a right to your opinion but don't disrespect those of others.
He found wood on Mt Arat, or Arrat, or however it's spelled. He didn't find a boat, or an ark or anything like that.
 
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