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Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

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RightyMcquick

RightyMcquick

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The question is, how long did you laugh?


...but seriously, my cousin is def and I could only pray that there aren't any dumb G's like that around her... I really don't understand people these days.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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When I was a bouncer at a strip club, this guy in a wheelchair rolled in and had his zipper down. He had MD, or something that made his hands kind of gnarled and up in his chest. I was all for him having fun until he started hitting the stage with his electric wheelchair, then backing up and doing it over and over. The girl on stage stopped dancing and looked at him like she was going to take off her 16" heels and stab him. Everyone was looking at him at this point. I let it play out because the dancer was a non tipping bitch, but it was fucking up the vibe in my club, so I went over and told him to stop. He played the handicard and said he couldn't help it (although he could move that thing perfectly throughout the place). I told him he had to leave. He yells at me, "why, because I'm handicapped!?!?!?!?!?" I said, "No, because you're throwing up gang signs". The place went nuts. He paused for second, then rolled on out.
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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ClaytonBigsby said:
When I was a bouncer at a strip club, this guy in a wheelchair rolled and had his zipper down. He had MD, or something that made his hands kind of gnarled and up in his chest. I was all for him having fun until he started hitting the stage with his electric wheelchair, then backing up and doing it over and over. The girl on stage stopped dancing and looked at him like she was going to take off her 16" heels and stab him. Everyone was looking at him at this point. I let it play out because the dancer was a non tipping bitch, but it was fucking up the vibe in my club, so I went over and told him to stop. He played the handicard and said he couldn't help it (although he could move that thing perfectly throughout the place). I told him he had to leave. He yells at me, "why, because I'm handicapped!?!?!?!?!?" I said, "No, because you're throwing up gang signs". The place went nuts. He paused for second, then rolled on out.
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I was once at a strip club and there was this handicapped dude that was hella drunk off his ass, lol. he kept falling off his wheelchair and shit. kinda making a scene. but since he was handicapped, the bouncers let him slide. lol
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Dr. Greenhorn said:
that was the beastie boys clothing line? I didn't know that. I used to like wearing fuct gear though. that and 'pornstar' gear. lol remember that brand?
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I guess fuct wasn't the B Boys' clothing line, they gave XL a cash infusion and had their own designs with XL but never owned it.

Back in my psychedelic days I was known for going to one particular strip club high on 'shrooms. A couple of the chicks looked forward to my visits. When I was in Canada, and they still used loonies for their dollar I had the guy sitting next to me get yolked straight up out of his chair in a choke hold for tossing the loonies a little too hard at the stripper. She was on her back, legs fully spread and dude was throwing 'em like he was pitching a baseball. Must of thought if he threw hard enough he would penetrate her maybe?
 
theQuetzalcoatl

theQuetzalcoatl

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kinetic said:
I guess fuct wasn't the B Boys' clothing line, they gave XL a cash infusion and had their own designs with XL but never owned it.

Back in my psychedelic days I was known for going to one particular strip club high on 'shrooms. A couple of the chicks looked forward to my visits. When I was in Canada, and they still used loonies for their dollar I had the guy sitting next to me get yolked straight up out of his chair in a choke hold for tossing the loonies a little too hard at the stripper. She was on her back, legs fully spread and dude was throwing 'em like he was pitching a baseball. Must of thought if he threw hard enough he would penetrate her maybe?
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We still use crazy money (loonies). Though the girls prefer fives for obvious reasons.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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kinetic said:
I guess fuct wasn't the B Boys' clothing line, they gave XL a cash infusion and had their own designs with XL but never owned it.

Back in my psychedelic days I was known for going to one particular strip club high on 'shrooms. A couple of the chicks looked forward to my visits. When I was in Canada, and they still used loonies for their dollar I had the guy sitting next to me get yolked straight up out of his chair in a choke hold for tossing the loonies a little too hard at the stripper. She was on her back, legs fully spread and dude was throwing 'em like he was pitching a baseball. Must of thought if he threw hard enough he would penetrate her maybe?
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lol stripper Skee Ball. cn
 
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