What the Trump?!?

Even though I don't like him, Pence has some competence when he speaks to reporters. And then Trump takes the mic, and it's as elegant as a loud fart among people praying silently in church.

JSB99 said:

Even though I don't like him, Pence has some competence when he speaks to reporters. And then Trump takes the mic, and it's as elegant as a loud fart among people praying silently in church.

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I agree even though I agree with absolutely nothing pence does or says. The comparison between him and trump talking to reporters is unreal

srh88 said:

I agree even though I agree with absolutely nothing pence does or says. The comparison between him and trump talking to reporters is unreal

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He tip toes thru the bullshit.

JSB99 said:

Even though I don't like him, Pence has some competence when he speaks to reporters. And then Trump takes the mic, and it's as elegant as a loud fart among people praying silently in church.

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I've had curry farts more elegant than stump.

JSB99 said:

Even though I don't like him, Pence has some competence when he speaks to reporters. And then Trump takes the mic, and it's as elegant as a loud fart among people praying silently in church.

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Comparing Pence, or anyone, to Trump is using a very low bar. Vin Diesel would sound like a Nobel Prize winner in comparison.

Don't worry, Biden will beat Trump like a rented mule. Or so I've heard.

Even if you hated Obama, the rare times a clip of Obama happens around the same time as a Trump speech, the differences are astounding!

I was an Obama supporter.

Bugeye said:

Don't worry, Biden will beat Trump like a rented mule. Or so I've heard.

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Trump is doing great! So leadershiply. Beautiful. The best.

Bugeye said:

Don't worry, Biden will beat Trump like a rented mule. Or so I've heard.

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is it good for incumbents when the economy crashes and there’s a pandemic and people can’t buy food at the grocery store

UncleBuck said:

is it good for incumbents when the economy crashes and there’s a pandemic and people can’t buy food at the grocery store

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Did they lose their ID or something?

Bugeye said:

Don't worry, Biden will beat Trump like a rented mule. Or so I've heard.

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I'm really looking forward to seeing Trump try to Debate Biden, now that everyone else in the world knows what a fucking moron he is. He's going to actually debate issues, and I don't think anyone's going to believe him when he says "Only I can fix it", "I am the chosen one", and "We're going to have the best healthcare, and it'll be so easy".

Unclebaldrick said:

Trump is doing great! So leadershiply. Beautiful. The best.

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So much winning!

UncleBuck said:

is it good for incumbents when the economy crashes and there’s a pandemic and people can’t buy food at the grocery store

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Oh yeah, just like trade wars are good

JSB99 said:

Oh yeah, just like trade wars are good

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And "easy to win."

UncleBuck said:

is it good for incumbents when the economy crashes and there’s a pandemic and people can’t buy food at the grocery store

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Theodore Roosevelt was termed out in 1908, but succeeded by a republican following Spanish Flu. Not sure why you think you grocery stores are not selling food. Obviously Biden inspires confidence so should be an easy election for him. Probably time to bet your account again.

Bugeye said:

Theodore Roosevelt was termed out in 1908, but succeeded by a republican following Spanish Flu. Not sure why you think you grocery stores are not selling food. Obviously Biden inspires confidence so should be an easy election for him. Probably time to bet your account again.

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Yeah the recession and pandemic and food shortages are a good thing

Pence and Trump are both awful men but to hear Pence speak after Trump is startling. His politics aside Pence can at least form a sentence. Trump is the master of malapropisms but he could do it more perfecter if he wanted. After all the Dullard hasn't touched his face in three weeks. Let's see you do that!

Rottedroots said:

Pence and Trump are both awful men but to hear Pence speak after Trump is startling. His politics aside Pence can at least form a sentence. Trump is the master of malapropisms but he could do it more perfecter if he wanted. After all the Dullard hasn't touched his face in three weeks. Let's see you do that!

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He's multilingual.
I'm pretty sure Trump's primary language is Tangents, with a second in Mumbled English

Bugeye said:

Theodore Roosevelt was termed out in 1908, but succeeded by a republican following Spanish Flu. Not sure why you think you grocery stores are not selling food. Obviously Biden inspires confidence so should be an easy election for him. Probably time to bet your account again.

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So he was termed out in 1908 and succeeded by a Republican after the Spanish Flue outbreak ten years later.








Hmmmm.


I like you. You dumb.

I like you, but Trump loves you.

UncleBuck said:

is it good for incumbents when the economy crashes and there’s a pandemic and people can’t buy food at the grocery store

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Maybe you could barter for some dried beans and rice with those people smart enough to see this coming, Nostradumbus.