What type of weed should I grow?

I don't like the paranoia when I smoke and I don't like to be on couch-lock either; can anybody give their opinion on any types of weed that's right for me?

Thanks ahead of time!!

There's LOTS of strains out there.
You want fruity, harsh, dense, potent, I don't know?

But I'll tell you this, if you google the strain you wanna smoke, and I think it's "leafly.com" they'll tell you what you wanna know.
For instance, if I wanted to smoke a hash plant.
I'd go to google, 'hash plant strain' look at all Diferent sites, leaflys a good one, they tell you what's goin on with that strain

Another thing is..
If you're new to smoke, maybe you need to smoke more for the paranoia..
I'd smoke a bowl and be tweaking.. I'd smoke another bowl and I'd be flying.
Depends on tolerance

True. If I smoke enough and the weed is potent enough. I don't give a fuck about anyone knowing I'm high. That solves the pariniod problem

Check out http://tgagenetics.com/strain.php
There descriptions are great and the most accurate I have found to what you actually end up with.
They are amazing genetics and available at most seed banks.

http://www.herbiesheadshop.com/royal-queen-special-queen-no_1-feminised-seeds-2651

I am exactly the same. I grew this and I dont get couch lock, dont get paranoid. It gives me that up beat happy high but that can still be controlled. I definitely recommend it. And when growing there is almost no smell through out the entire process until it dries.

I like Sativa for during the day and Indica toward the end of the night. I don't get paranoid on any strain, but that's because I'm been smoking daily for years, I have my card, and all my friends and family know I smoke and accept me. There is no worry of being caught or being looked down upon. Now I do get fried or couch locked. That normally happens when I'm smoking a strong Indica with a pinch of Hashish sprinkled on top. I love fruity smelling Indica strains. However, for during the day or when smoking with friends, it's hard to beat a lemon or mango smelling Sativa.

get your self any haze super silver haze, Arjans haze from greenhouse arent lazy buds good upper buds, the strain does matter on what type of high you get from the bud you grow but also what matters is when you cut it down i have had two clones of the same plant cut them down at two different times and i get two completly different highs

the type that gets you high, is what I would recommend.

Im guessing you want more of a cerebral buzz type high? look around and you'll find it (google it). I honestly don't know why you wouldn't want a couch-lock high while being paranoid. I remember smoking some mids and 20 minutes later i couldn't get off my couch which was a problem cause the damn cushions were telling me that maybe my dealer was a cop and i should be careful, true story...
Good Luck

ive had the same problem and i found some really good budz one time NL x Haze , a friend of mine had grown it , it was the perfect balance . but usually i like to smoke sats when am gonna be busy cuz the paranoia isn't as bad as when your still . driving , on the comp watchin movies etc lol. and when i wanna chill out i smoke kush and drink lots of coffee but it sobers u up faster

Theunion said:

Im guessing you want more of a cerebral buzz type high? look around and you'll find it (google it). I honestly don't know why you wouldn't want a couch-lock high while being paranoid. I remember smoking some mids and 20 minutes later i couldn't get off my couch which was a problem cause the damn cushions were telling me that maybe my dealer was a cop and i should be careful, true story...
Good Luck

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Lmfao that's fuckin hilarious!!!

paranoia i get that when i run low on dope the real shit the kind of paranoia they medicate u for... like thinking ppl are following u around town and there are cameras in ur room...ppl plot against or beside u....communicating without words etc

Adam122490 said:

paranoia i get that when i run low on dope the real shit the kind of paranoia they medicate u for... like thinking ppl are following u around town and there are cameras in ur room...ppl plot against or beside u....communicating without words etc

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I hear things to man... But you're not crazy intill you answer those words you hear. So... I just droundeverything out with music

scubatc said:

http://www.herbiesheadshop.com/royal-queen-special-queen-no_1-feminised-seeds-2651

I am exactly the same. I grew this and I dont get couch lock, dont get paranoid. It gives me that up beat happy high but that can still be controlled. I definitely recommend it. And when growing there is almost no smell through out the entire process until it dries.

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I was looking at them yesterday! The only thing that worries my about them is, idk if you have to sign for deliveries. I emailed them and they said depend on your country. Sh*t, sometimes I have to sign for packages, sometimes I dont.

Thanks so far for all the opinions and ideas, I will surely be reading everybody's comments

Nothingreallymatters said:

Lmfao that's fuckin hilarious!!!

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HAAAAA...I know rite