what would you do with 14 tons of weed?

april

Pickle Queen
I guess this means that I'm not invited to the 14 tons of weed party...
I'll buy a few extra bushwackers, u bring a small comb :)

Weird thought, imagine womens muff hair just keept growing, i mean like a few feet long, would some grow it out and sport dreadlocks or mini buns ;) lmfao corn rolls? lol
 

Shannon Alexander

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I'll buy a few extra bushwackers, u bring a small comb :)

Weird thought, imagine womens muff hair just keept growing, i mean like a few feet long, would some grow it out and sport dreadlocks or mini buns ;) lmfao corn rolls? lol
You could make wigs for fish...
 

sso

Well-Known Member
14 tons of weed..


id put it into ounce baggies and just leave them allover. lol (would be a fucking interesting experiment :))
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
I'll buy a few extra bushwackers, u bring a small comb :)

Weird thought, imagine womens muff hair just keept growing, i mean like a few feet long, would some grow it out and sport dreadlocks or mini buns ;) lmfao corn rolls? lol
I would trim yours and make myself a balaclava. :)
 

wheels619

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i would flood the market. weed is supposed to be free and shared. thats the stoner way right? plus if u flooded the market with that much bud at one time for free it would make going to the dispensory like going to 7-11 for a pack of smokes. not 60 buck an 1/8th but rather cheaper. :)
 

talon

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Grind half in an industrial grinder, make it into hash oil.

Take the other 7 tons, dip it in the oil, and then roll it in the Kief from the industrial grinder.
 

sso

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I'll buy a few extra bushwackers, u bring a small comb :)

Weird thought, imagine womens muff hair just keept growing, i mean like a few feet long, would some grow it out and sport dreadlocks or mini buns ;) lmfao corn rolls? lol
you´d propably trip over yourself alot more :)
 

sso

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i would flood the market. weed is supposed to be free and shared. thats the stoner way right? plus if u flooded the market with that much bud at one time for free it would make going to the dispensory like going to 7-11 for a pack of smokes. not 60 buck an 1/8th but rather cheaper. :)
imagine if the only people that grew weed, were the ones that loved weed.


(like this french farmer i met that used to grow up to 50 pounds on his property and give most of it away (till the cops came and busted him (didnt get him much though, luckily, though he fled france and turned into a hermit farmer in iceland)
 

Orithil

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imagine if the only people that grew weed, were the ones that loved weed.


(like this french farmer i met that used to grow up to 50 pounds on his property and give most of it away (till the cops came and busted him (didnt get him much though, luckily, though he fled france and turned into a hermit farmer in iceland)
I feel him, I do. I've often been tempted to just go hermit farmer off somewhere where no one would ever think to look, so tempting to just be left alone with the things I love.
 

sso

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I feel him, I do. I've often been tempted to just go hermit farmer off somewhere where no one would ever think to look, so tempting to just be left alone with the things I love.
yeah..

of course if one grew outside, it would also be no thing.

id easily grow much more than i needed.

plus a generous farmer would never want for help, come harvest time lol :)
 

Orithil

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yeah..

of course if one grew outside, it would also be no thing.

id easily grow much more than i needed.

plus a generous farmer would never want for help, come harvest time lol :)
This is all true and I support it. But I guess it goes along with my dream, I want to pursue growing as a (pardon the pun) high art, like growing the grapes for the best wines, I want to cultivate and grow fantastic buds with flavors matched for all occasions and tastes. It's a big dream, I guess...but it is mine, and I am walking my path.
 

sso

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its not an impossible dream, thats for sure.

and big dreams fit big men :)

maybe ill have a taste of your stuff one day :)
 

sso

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well, heck, i might just start smoking and then forget everything else :D

we are talking 14 tons of prima aaa+ grade buds yeah? :D (though the smell alone would probably attract plenty of helpful smokers soon enough lool (cops would be too wasted by secondhand smoke to even approach (they´d giggle and order pizza)
 

DWR

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i've prob smoked a half ton no shit. thats 500 1 kilo bags.. yup done that.

thinks its been more. lmfao i would be rich. If i didnt smoke it all. ;)
 

sso

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well, im a g a man day.

thats 18 years x 365 g (though of course i didnt always have, but perhaps 75% of those times)

so yeah, thats alot of g´s .. (probably at least enough for a house of my own lol)
 
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