whats 18", purple, and makes the ladies scream?

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 16, 2012

• #21

Oh and you're all going to Hell for these jokes .

 

cresiendoLaYerba

Member

• Jul 17, 2012

• #22

what is pink and bubbly and cries when you put it in a microwave?

 

Gmz

Well-Known Member

• Jul 18, 2012

• #23

cresiendoLaYerba said:

what is pink and bubbly and cries when you put it in a microwave?

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A new born mousy ?

 

daggamonster

Member

• Jul 19, 2012

• #24

one for the indoor growers,

whats the definition of relative humidity?

the sweat that forms around ur balls while ur shaggin ur cousin.



and on the subject of dead baby jokes,

how do you make a dead baby float?

one scoop ice cream, two scoops dead baby

 

Serial Violator

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2012

• #25

What do you do with a baby with no arms or legs??













put it in the corner and laugh at it

 

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vortexsniper

Member

• Jul 19, 2012

• #26

how do you get a hundred babies in a bath tub?........a blender
how do you get them out?............a straw, but tortilla chips work just as well.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Jul 19, 2012

• #27

vortexsniper said:

how do you get a hundred babies in a bath tub?........a blender
how do you get them out?............a straw, but tortilla chips work just as well.

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That reminds me of a Reagan-era version ...

How do you get 47 mexicans into a WV Bug?
La Machine (the original food processor for you pups).
How do you get them back out?
Doritos.

 

dvs1038

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2012

• #28

@Jimmyjones, I'll c u there, and @creseindo u forgot the punchline dumbass!!!

 

dvs1038

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2012

• #29

cannabineer said:

That reminds me of a Reagan-era version ...

How do you get 47 mexicans into a WV Bug?
La Machine (the original food processor for you pups).
How do you get them back out?
Doritos.

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Hell it could go back even further than that couldn't it?
Haven't u heard the one how do u get 50 jews in a MBZ?

The Ash Tray

Here I got a Blond joke since I ran outta baby jokes for now.
How can u tell a blond has been at a computer?
there's white-out on the screen
How can u tell a red head has been there after?
There's writing on the white-out.
One more Y do blonds wear hoop earrings?
2 put their legs thru.

 

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vortexsniper

Member

• Jul 19, 2012

• #30

I remember the good ol' days, when the blacks only played the blues..

 

Derple

Well-Known Member

• Jul 24, 2012

• #31

I was about to say my buds . . . but alright.

 

dvs1038

Well-Known Member

• Aug 3, 2012

• #32

What do u call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob.

What do u call a guy with no arms or legs sitting on ur front porch? Matt.

What do u call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on ur wall? Art.

 

sykk

Member

• Aug 5, 2012

• #33

Why do you feed babies into the blender feet first?


So you cans see their facial expressions.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Aug 5, 2012

• #34

What's red and green and goes a hundred miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.

What's black and white and red all over and won't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head. cn

 

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Zlisha

Member

• Aug 9, 2012

• #35

What's worse than three dead babies nailed to a tree?







One dead baby nailed to three trees.