What's a deal breaker for you?

kinetic

kinetic

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Doesn't give head. I dated two girls like this, well dated one briefly and never got past the first date with the second one.
 
splitphilly

splitphilly

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I had a deal breaker situation this weekend. A kid who I was cool with made me look slightly foolish, no big deal, but when I went to laugh with him about it, I was ignored, and he pretended like I didn't exist. Specific situation, but that's a big deal breaker for me.Sad part is, I think he's the kind of person who doesn't realize what he did was pretty lame. Since then, I've noticed how self centered and condescending he is. I'm not a pretentious douche bag though, so I don't mind not being cool with him. Shitty music isn't cool because it has been lost over the decades, due to it's non-fans.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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kinetic said:
Doesn't give head. I dated two girls like this, well dated one briefly and never got past the first date with the second one.
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Tell me about it...

I was with a girl who absolutely hated it. (why would you hate giving head?)

When I showed less interest in being intimate, I was the bad guy... funny how that works, huh..


Definite deal breaker.
 
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imchucky666

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racerboy71 said:
idk about the term deal breaker neo, but one of my big pet peeves is soccer mom's in exotic cars.. not even so much exotic's, but say a nice porsche 997 or something similar...

same deal w/ soccer mom's in big ass suv's.. ffs, most of them can't even drive a vw bug, but they feel the need to get behind the wheel of a 3 ton suv and drive like shit..

i've got ton's of pet peeves when it comes to driving / cars...
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Worse than that is the old people driving ragtop sports cars doing 15 MPH under the limit, and have to apply the brakes for the mildest curve, and fuck me, don't let me get behind one of them at night.
 
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guitarjamman

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People who eat with their mouth open....My first roomate in college did this and could not understand why I never went to the Dining Hall with him. Embarrassing is an understatement.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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kinetic said:
Doesn't give head. I dated two girls like this, well dated one briefly and never got past the first date with the second one.
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You really expected her to go down on you on the first date. Fuck, you guys getting blow jobs left right and center... Maybe I should just be more forward asking Tip Top..

As for why wouldn't she like giving head this has been discussed on great detail already. I mean, would you like to get lockjaw crying and choking on a large organ someone peed out of and might have fluff stuck to it and/or smell down your throat, knelt down and perhaps with someone grabbing your head and forcing pleasure their pleasure out of your orifice?

It's not always horrible, but can be very uncomfortable, but we tend to do it for people we really care about because your pleasure is at our expense. Or we'll enjoy it if you're enjoying it... If you're not some random dude and there's actually an emotional attachment. Expecting a girl to give head on the first date to guys and love it.. Well it just sounds like you want to date a prostitute.

I've never had a deal breaker because the opportunity hasn't arisen to dump or turn anyone down lol. But I guess it'd be if I didn't get cuddles after sex. That tells me exactly however me, my heart and my pussy are worth to you. Cuddles tell you alot, you an feel what's going on in their head, and the cuddles I get make me think 'we should totally fuck more often'.

Love is all I ask for, deal made and benefits aplenty right there lol
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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xKuroiTaimax said:
You really expected her to go down on you on the first date. Fuck, you guys getting blow jobs left right and center... Maybe I should just be more forward asking Tip Top..

As for why wouldn't she like giving head this has been discussed on great detail already. I mean, would you like to get lockjaw crying and choking on a large organ someone peed out of and might have fluff stuck to it and/or smell down your throat, knelt down and perhaps with someone grabbing your head and forcing pleasure their pleasure out of your orifice?

It's not always horrible, but can be very uncomfortable, but we tend to do it for people we really care about because your pleasure is at our expense. Or we'll enjoy it if you're enjoying it... If you're not some random dude and there's actually an emotional attachment. Expecting a girl to give head on the first date to guys and love it.. Well it just sounds like you want to date a prostitute.

I've never had a deal breaker because the opportunity hasn't arisen to dump or turn anyone down lol. But I guess it'd be if I didn't get cuddles after sex. That tells me exactly however me, my heart and my pussy are worth to you. Cuddles tell you alot, you an feel what's going on in their head, and the cuddles I get make me think 'we should totally fuck more often'.

Love is all I ask for, deal made and benefits aplenty right there lol
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I'd never expect a blowjob on a first date, I was referring to an exgirlfriend.

I'm no Carne, but if I were a chick, I would love to give head. That is what makes it a good blowjob, enthusiasm. You can be the worst cocksucker on the planet, but if you like what you're doing and are willing to learn, you'll soon enough be the best, or much better than you were before. My gripe is with chicks who expect it to be a luxury, something only given on birthdays or holidays, once or twice a year. I love going down on a girl, I get no physical pleasure out of it whatsoever, the pleasure I get comes from giving pleasure, knowing she loves it. Using that line of reasoning, when no blowjobs are had for 6.. 8 months, one reasonably starts to think "why doesn't she like giving me pleasure...?", especially when there's nothing in it for her physically. It's somewhat selfish imo. She's only in it for hers, fuck mine. That's what's the deal breaker. There's a lot more to it than "suck my cock!".

With all due respect, it sounds like you have a somewhat immature attitude towards a penis, sure we pee out of it, but it's also the instrument that creates life. I personally keep my entire area clean and shaven, especially if I suspect action that evening. I'd never attempt to stick a smelly cock down someones throat, ever.

The problem I find most often in my experiences with horrible blowjobs are, as mentioned before, no enthusiasm, too much hand (it's a blowjob, jot a handjob..), and awful technique, which leads me to my next point... watch a fuckin' porno! How do you think I became so good at munching box? I watched tons and tons of porn. I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing. This, again, tells me a lot. In most cases, I've found a person who doesn't watch porn, if for nothing more than to learn, isn't sexually mature enough to engage in sexual activity, or, they're not comfortable with themselves in a sexual kind of way to enjoy what they're doing. They think "tongue on the cock should make him bust in 5 minutes" and are dumbfounded when he doesn't.

I don't think I'm asking too much, the longest I'd have a chick go down on me is probably 15 minutes, if it doesn't happen by then, it probably wont. I've had friends tell me tales of their girlfriend spending 45-1 hour going down on them and me being completely stunned! 15 minutes is too much to ask?

Another thing, most women don't realize how painful eating box actually is the next day. The underside of the tongue is completely raw from moving it around so much, so it's not as if the jaw thing isn't bad, it is, I'm sure, but no pain no gain, and I do it for you, not for me, so why isn't the favor returned?

You don't even have to do any work, just sit there with your mouth open and I'll do the work, but then you're labeled a whole host of sexist things.. it's a no win scenario..
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Padawanbater2 said:
I'd never expect a blowjob on a first date, I was referring to an exgirlfriend.

I'm no Carne, but if I were a chick, I would love to give head. That is what makes it a good blowjob, enthusiasm. You can be the worst cocksucker on the planet, but if you like what you're doing and are willing to learn, you'll soon enough be the best, or much better than you were before. My gripe is with chicks who expect it to be a luxury, something only given on birthdays or holidays, once or twice a year. I love going down on a girl, I get no physical pleasure out of it whatsoever, the pleasure I get comes from giving pleasure, knowing she loves it. Using that line of reasoning, when no blowjobs are had for 6.. 8 months, one reasonably starts to think "why doesn't she like giving me pleasure...?", especially when there's nothing in it for her physically. It's somewhat selfish imo. She's only in it for hers, fuck mine. That's what's the deal breaker. There's a lot more to it than "suck my cock!".

With all due respect, it sounds like you have a somewhat immature attitude towards a penis, sure we pee out of it, but it's also the instrument that creates life. I personally keep my entire area clean and shaven, especially if I suspect action that evening. I'd never attempt to stick a smelly cock down someones throat, ever.

The problem I find most often in my experiences with horrible blowjobs are, as mentioned before, no enthusiasm, too much hand (it's a blowjob, jot a handjob..), and awful technique, which leads me to my next point... watch a fuckin' porno! How do you think I became so good at munching box? I watched tons and tons of porn. I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing. This, again, tells me a lot. In most cases, I've found a person who doesn't watch porn, if for nothing more than to learn, isn't sexually mature enough to engage in sexual activity, or, they're not comfortable with themselves in a sexual kind of way to enjoy what they're doing. They think "tongue on the cock should make him bust in 5 minutes" and are dumbfounded when he doesn't.

I don't think I'm asking too much, the longest I'd have a chick go down on me is probably 15 minutes, if it doesn't happen by then, it probably wont. I've had friends tell me tales of their girlfriend spending 45-1 hour going down on them and me being completely stunned! 15 minutes is too much to ask?

Another thing, most women don't realize how painful eating box actually is the next day. The underside of the tongue is completely raw from moving it around so much, so it's not as if the jaw thing isn't bad, it is, I'm sure, but no pain no gain, and I do it for you, not for me, so why isn't the favor returned?

You don't even have to do any work, just sit there with your mouth open and I'll do the work, but then you're labeled a whole host of sexist things.. it's a no win scenario..
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Oh no, I wa referring to the guy before you hub.
I just didn't want to sound all whorish going on about how you have to enjoy it to make it good, simultaneously, if you are doing good you get off on the recipient's pleasure etc.. I just wrote paragraphs about that on another thread and didn't want to be that girl who talks about blowjobs all the time. I think it was where you said you'd never really enjoyed one or something. For the record, I will be 'skanky' enough to declare I am amazing at them... Unfortunately for you, I am taken ^^;

I don't learn by theatrical porn, rather focus on learning your partner... I don't think I'm being immature, just honest and realistic. I'm pretty sure I've heard guys go on about nasty pussy or reasons they don't like going down. I understand totally, especially as there may be fuzz in the way, she might have an odd smell or taste and yes, the lockjaw.

At the end of the day, it's all about give and take. I give everything I can and in turn, so does my partner, so we are both covered, pleasure wise.

Oh, and don't try and tell me about munching box, I know all about that too, lol. I just didn't want to throw that put there earlier because girls sound slutty when they talk about sexy things as we all know..


Love you, Pad Pad x
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Agree with pretty much every post pada made. Especially the one about people who smell bad. Why do smelly people love to give me hugs?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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tyler.durden said:
People who use the term 'literally' incorrectly. They can't even pronounce it correctly, it comes out 'lillury'. Literally means actually! 'I lillury died!' Yeah, I wish...
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So I "literally" think you're a gay for hanging out in any post other than the tits thread...\\

Just sayin is alls...
 
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