Whats the most dangerous natural animal around you?

curious2garden · Jul 21, 2013

Fear the mighty kakapo it will literally fuck you up.

[video=youtube;9T1vfsHYiKY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9T1vfsHYiKY[/video]

woodsmantoker · Jul 21, 2013

Well hell, lets just trade problems!

KushXOJ · Jul 21, 2013

Stray bullets in my area are way more dangerous than any animal I can think of....

Maybe mountain lions and rattle snakes although ive never crossed paths with either ....

NietzscheKeen · Jul 21, 2013

Koalas are no joke either...

My neighbor, down the road, used to have a lot of Emus. One day I was walking through my back yard to the edge of the woods where we used to throw all the food scraps and as I passed the garage I saw this huge animal and it saw me. I yelled "Shit!" and dropped the bowl and ran back to the house; thinking "please don't chase me. please don't chase me." When I got to the door it was a fluid movement of jumping up the steps, turning the knob and opening the door.

I think the emu must have ran the other way too because I never saw it after that.

[video=youtube;d9OBqYbZ99c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OBqYbZ99c[/video]

NietzscheKeen · Jul 21, 2013

Kangaroos are pretty bad ass too.

[video=youtube;XZ2I5N35VXw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ2I5N35VXw[/video]

NietzscheKeen · Jul 21, 2013

ANNNND this thing.

[video=youtube;SQmFWYWqTZA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQmFWYWqTZA[/video]

Last post for now, I promise.

curious2garden · Jul 21, 2013

woodsmantoker said:
View attachment 2744609Well hell, lets just trade problems!

Whoa!! That's some nice form for a white boy. Look at him dig with his good foot

The moose isn't quite into the game, yet, she's still steppin' lightly.

If I were nit picky I'd suggest he open those fists. I wonder where his duty weapon is? Moose ate it you think?

curious2garden · Jul 21, 2013

NietzscheKeen said:
Koalas are no joke either...

My neighbor, down the road, used to have a lot of Emus. One day I was walking through my back yard to the edge of the woods where we used to throw all the food scraps and as I passed the garage I saw this huge animal and it saw me. I yelled "Shit!" and dropped the bowl and ran back to the house; thinking "please don't chase me. please don't chase me." When I got to the door it was a fluid movement of jumping up the steps, turning the knob and opening the door.

I think the emu must have ran the other way too because I never saw it after that.

ROFLMAO!! Emu's big brudder Ostrich ouch.... Anyway in my youngest years my extended family had a dairy farm. All dairy farms have bulls. You need to be aware of what pasture they were in. I did not always pay attention. There was more than one instance where bets were on the bull as I flew mostly under the fence....

woodsmantoker · Jul 21, 2013

Hes Native not white, and its a bull!

They are male.

They just found out they have the same T time. "Race you to the t box!"

Woodsmantoker

woodsmantoker · Jul 21, 2013

Unless your left handed, your pistol is on the right. Or is it...?

curious2garden · Jul 21, 2013

woodsmantoker said:
Hes Native not white, and its a bull! They are male.

They just found out they have the same T time. "Race you to the t box!"

Woodsmantoker

Ahh! I was thinking he was lookin' pretty fly for a white boy

As for me my Glock would have been in my right hand and it would have been extended behind me..... that was what I meant LOL!! I'd have been trying on my gang banger style. Oh and I know NOTHING about moose.. I just used she because I know how pissy I can get while the hub is pretty chill, so it was just a bit of incorrect anthropomorphization.

I'm more like the express. I live in the LA 'burbs. The most dangerous thing around me are my neighbor's gang bangin' kids. That and the local deputy's reactions. Oops almost forgot to give honorable mention to the Mojave Greens! Mucho respect there guys.... don't bite me, please.

woodsmantoker · Jul 21, 2013

Hope its a glock .50! (mines S&W500, .50cal)

I was cutting wood in a small patch of trees on the Tundra (Alaska) when I noticed a cow (female moose) enter the woodsline right near me. when I started up the chain saw, I expected her to run just not strait at me. I drew a glock 9, (brought up from the states...poor choice) and let 15 rounds fly into her face and neck. Then after jumping out of the way a few times as she tried to trample me, I loaded another mag and let the other 15 go. After that, I layed down and coverd my head while she danced all around me. Luckly my pal released a few rounds of 30 06 and finally dropped her... People rounds are for people... Keep that in mind!

Winter Woman · Jul 21, 2013

Always the same no matter where I am, a spider. Any spider, no matter the size.

UncleBuck · Jul 21, 2013

Winter Woman said:
Always the same no matter where I am, a spider. Any spider, no matter the size.

???

ProfessorPotSnob · Jul 21, 2013

The more I think about this question, the more I begin to realize it is other humans that should be the answer here !

Autistic Austin · Jul 21, 2013

Other human beings, more likely to get stabbed than bitten by anything else.

Autistic Austin · Jul 21, 2013

ProfessorPotSnob said:
The more I think about this question, the more I begin to realize it is other humans that should be the answer here !

Lol, knew someone would say this, didn't check the last page.

makka · Jul 22, 2013

my gal lol

BarnBuster · Jul 22, 2013

jtprin · Jul 22, 2013

mtgeezer said:
Grizzly bear, mountain lion, grey wolf.

You live near a big ass continuation of woods?

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