white lighter curse! bad luck

ok i took a lighter from my pops and the plastic was ripped off of it. all day yesterday i had the worse bad luck, i fell on some black ice and poped my pinky out of its socket, my girl got kicked out of her house, i got so high that i blacked out and collapsed on the ground twice and fucked up my kneee. and when i used my lighter to light up another blunt my boy was like yo you have the white lighter curse!!! and i was like wtf is that. then he told me that when u take the plastic off of a bic it brings bad luck. and then i hurt myself like 2 other times that night. has anyone else had the curse of the white lighter? damnit i just dropped my black lighter in this pump i hve in my basement and the pump just sucked it away.............. help me plz!!!

What you have to do to take it off is:

Turn to your left and cough
then spin around like 5 or 6 times depending on what your religion is.

Then eat some lima beans backwards.
After that recite the following sentence 10 times
"I think its working"

Then if the lighter gods are pleased, you will get your luck back.


aaaahahahahahahha

Come on guy, Do you actually think a lighter is bad luck. If thats the case then there should be a good luck lighter too right? Now hurry and go to a topless healer with the candles!!!! HURRY!

netpirate said:

What you have to do to take it off is:

Turn to your left and cough
then spin around like 5 or 6 times depending on what your religion is.

Then eat some lima beans backwards.
After that recite the following sentence 10 times
"I think its working"

Then if the lighter gods are pleased, you will get your luck back.


aaaahahahahahahha

Come on guy, Do you actually think a lighter is bad luck. If thats the case then there should be a good luck lighter too right? Now hurry and go to a topless healer with the candles!!!! HURRY!

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lmao na i actually don't believe in the whole white lighter thing but im just saying i've had the worst luck since i had it

netpirate said:

What you have to do to take it off is:

Turn to your left and cough
then spin around like 5 or 6 times depending on what your religion is.

Then eat some lima beans backwards.
After that recite the following sentence 10 times
"I think its working"

Then if the lighter gods are pleased, you will get your luck back.


aaaahahahahahahha

Come on guy, Do you actually think a lighter is bad luck. If thats the case then there should be a good luck lighter too right? Now hurry and go to a topless healer with the candles!!!! HURRY!

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...lol I knew it lol...i laughed and harder when I seen it was you netpirate...u bad girl.

Pink lighters are the bearer of good luck.

ive heard of it of course.. but i used a white lighter many times and nothin ever happen..(knocks on wood)

white lighters are just going to try to hold you down