Hayduke
Well-Known Member
This was a noble attempt...i heard he roams the country in an old van and plants clones, and helps rural farmers fight drought,diseases and the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS. he also teaches them new irrigation methods, tames wild stallions,and once in a blue moon has been chased down a twisting country road by a young girl's shotgun wielding father on a souped up lawn mower, after planting a seed of his own. he lives off the land, traveling from plot to plot, selling a dime here, blunt there for sustenance. there are many places that he may want to call home, but none of them can truly satisfy his true longing of the great outdoors. he suffers from post traumatic stress after fighting in the horrific grenada invasion. sometimes at night he can hear the distant sound of gunfire, that, is undoubtedly not there...
I would feel a lot better about this if you could speak in tongues...now if everyone would just send me a dollar, ...............................