Who wants to fight me for $50,000 (boxing/MMA)?

bu$hleaguer said:

Hey op let's fuckin do this fuckin shit! You bring the cash in a brown bag and meet me at the island behind the science wing. Ima start by slappin the dick out yer mouth and titty punching yer slam bags like little mac in punch out. Then I'll invert your fuckin ass on yer neck and dip my balls in yer gaping shit pool while stompin on yer sound hole. My ground and pound is on point son!

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greasemonkeymann said:

it's still early, but the Ass-kicker-of-the-day-award goes to you, my good sir
any and all mike Tyson's punchout references own ALL
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lokie said:

Does this look familiar?

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greasemonkeymann said:

dude, he has a new Lamborghini, and all the chicks he wants, undoubtedly his martial combat skills are unprecedented.
I peed a lil from the sheer fear alone, from just writing that.
a very treacherous dude.. that david-whatever-the-fuck
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