Why do women clean so damn much!?

I scrub my balls once a week . It may not sound very frequent but when i do i scrub them till they bleed!

My wise,wise co worker once said: It was either do the dishes or get married.I shoulda done the dishes........


I wish I had a girl to clean.I pay a cleaning lady to come over.Much cheaper then a wife but I could use an ole lady around~

mmmmmmm, Taco Loco

She is showing you that you need to clean more! It's an old women's guilt trip tech!

It could be that she is pregnant, or has OCD, or is trying to tell you that you're a fucking slob. It could also be that she doesn't like spending time with you. My suggestion to you would be to buy a pregnancy test and clean the house. That will narrow it down.

I miss having the place cleaned for me, but thats what happens when the girl moves out. I HATE cleaning, so instead i just don't make a mess. it works for me, then just keep company to one room that i never use other wise and no one knows im a mess.

Indagrow said:

I miss having the place cleaned for me, but thats what happens when the girl moves out. I HATE cleaning, so instead i just don't make a mess. it works for me, then just keep company to one room that i never use other wise and no one knows im a mess.

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And I don't care how baked you are, cleaning still sucks.

Used to have a maid service, had to let them go a few years back due to "tomatoes" growing in house.

PetFlora said:

We are what we eat

The things we consume can fuck with our brains, like- diet anything, sugar free anything, anything with msg as well as too much natural sugar. Believe it or not, the gluten in wheat is a huge problem + the fact that most wheat is GMO, as is corn

Add to that most people overlook the importance of proper vitamins and minerals, like Magnesium, Krill Oil, Astaxanthin, soil-based probiotic like Pet Flora; when the digestive tract is out of whack, everything follows, eventually

Were you to gt her to do these things every day for 30 days, IMO you would see a drastic change

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Huh? A poor diet makes you clean?

I just like a clean house..most women do...what's wrong with that? Hmmm...try doing more of the chores in question while ur home..opposite shifts gives both free alone time..use that time wisely for better results ....problem solved

I have 0 room to comment. My boat stays right and tight. After every outing, it gets the full treatment. Great stoner work for sure. I help the Wifey around the house all the time. You just never know when the urge will hit and well, there you are.......

Besides, the world really does detest a slob, cause I know I damn sure do.

Peace

Asmallvoice

I dunno if anyone's given you the straight dope, so here it is: bitches be crazy, yo!

That's all, it's that simple.

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Sunbiz1 said:

And I don't care how baked you are, cleaning still sucks.

Used to have a maid service, had to let them go a few years back due to "tomatoes" growing in house.

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Yeah, I had the same problem and let mine go a couple years ago. You can only have so many skunks that crawled under the house and died... I've since upgraded the ventilation system, but still paranoid about bringing a stranger in the house.

Do the Test:

Say, "Thanks for cleaning, I don't really care, but that's great..." You must say this as assholish and nonchalantly as possible.

1. If she flips her shit then you know she thinks you are a pig, a disgusting pig. Dump that bitch, your torment will never end until you beg for death.

2. If she says "oh, no problem, i love to clean", then she's passive aggressive, but you're still a disgusting pig and your torment will be extended to the depths of feverish nightmares.

Either way, fuck that and ignore her. You are a MAN. Don't change for her, just make her think she might be able to change you one day. That will get you BJs.

You're welcome. Oh, I am married.

JackTheBongRipper said:

Do the Test:

Say, "Thanks for cleaning, I don't really care, but that's great..." You must say this as assholish and nonchalantly as possible.

1. If she flips her shit then you know she thinks you are a pig, a disgusting pig. Dump that bitch, your torment will never end until you beg for death.

2. If she says "oh, no problem, i love to clean", then she's passive aggressive, but you're still a disgusting pig and your torment will be extended to the depths of feverish nightmares.

Either way, fuck that and ignore her. You are a MAN. Don't change for her, just make her think she might be able to change you one day. That will get you BJs.

You're welcome. Oh, I am married.

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I like when married guys are dicks to their women.I love a BJ from a passive aggressive revengeful woman.Even if she is married

slowbus said:

I like when married guys are dicks to their women.I love a BJ from a passive aggressive revengeful woman.Even if she is married

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Mmm, those are the best kind. Vengeance head is the best head.

slowbus said:

I like when married guys are dicks to their women.I love a BJ from a passive aggressive revengeful woman.Even if she is married

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Also, if you think that's being a dick then you're a bitch, or a woman. Or both. For your reference:

My wife is like that, always cleaning and then complains about it.
Frankly i dont give a shit.
I dont see the point spending my life making my home fit for surgery.
I dont like smelly dirty and clean when necessary.
But my wife can have whatever hobby she likes, even if she does not like it.


Basically, i clean my clothes and the man´s den.
The rest of the house is basically her anyway, i did not choose any of the furnishing anyway and i rarely use any part of the house but the mans den.
Love me or leave me, thats my motto. Dont ever expect to change me, unless i want it and you better have a damn good reasoning behind the change to make me even consider wanting it.

Personally i consider this over cleaning a mental disorder. Maybe there will be pills for that sorta shit in the future.

Life is too short to worry about your house not being a museum or hospital clean.

sso said:

My wife is like that, always cleaning and then complains about it.
Frankly i dont give a shit.
I dont see the point spending my life making my home fit for surgery.

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Amen. When it gets to plague level uncleanliness, then I'll clean. Until then, it's just a Petrie dish and I'm conducting experiments. Don't get in the way of science, bitch!