Why is mybaby getting weird

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The yellowing leaves bub

And grey leaves in this one
I peed on the plant as there is high nitrogen

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cloud_ said:

The yellowing leaves bub

And grey leaves in this one
I peed on the plant as there is high nitrogen

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Did you really pee on your plants and if so was it on the plants themselves or the soil?

Look like nutrient burn

if u pissed directly on em you fucking burned em urine has to be diluted 10parts water 1 part urine and i would not be using urine that bud looks almost done dont want piss tasting nugs only thing u can do is give em alot of plain water to flush

Pee burn
Thats just gross hate to be the person that will be smoking that bud!

cloud_ said:

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Here’s my help

stop pissing on your plants

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Hang on! Piss??? I've never heard of that before!
I had a similar thing before and I put it down to zinc lockout/deficiency, so I just fed her neutral water for a few days and she was fine. Her leaves never recover of course. Isn't it a little smelly now? I was once told that flushing was for toilets, perhaps something you should consider!

Check yourself for std .... plant got fucked by your piss.

Budzbuddha said:

Check yourself for std .... plant got fucked by your piss.

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LOL!

bk78 said:

Here’s my help

stop pissing on your plants

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Question before this post have you ever had to say that to any grower?

Wattzzup said:

Question before this post have you ever had to say that to any grower?

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yes

Wattzzup said:

Question before this post have you ever had to say that to any grower?

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People in other gardening communities piss on their plants all the time and come asking for help, it’s the best.

i.... wellll.... just gotta... ah fuck it!

This is the funniest damn post on this forum.... bar none!!

I guess it’s better than diarrhea over them ....


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Budzbuddha said:

I guess it’s better than diarrhea over them ....


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O don't know,, lots of nitrogen in shit... depending on his diet.

cloud_ said:

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My piss is low in nitrogen

let me mail you a jug for your next fertigation

Cloud, on a serious note. Urine contains copious amounts of urea, also known as NPN, non protein nitrogen, its a great fertilizer for veg. It will burn shit out of most plants in pure format tho.