You know someone is a NEWB smoker when . . .

Hmm... I know I've got more good stories.

Let's see.

When I was first toking I took way too much and got a bad case of social anxiety... after about a halfhour, my friend stopped talking and looked at me, and was like "Hey, are you alright man? You're white as a ghost." I looked at him... then looked forward... then hurled right in my own lap, in front of everyone. Hahahahaha.

This is a surprisingly good way to get over social anxiety...

When they only bring smoke through their mouth. Nose what I mean.

I have a one !! lol
i remember years ago smoking with my brother and his friends, we are all sitting around chatting away passing the bowl then it comes to a certain persons turn to pack the bowl.... for a good 5 mins this person is sitting there packing away and i think to myself DAMN how much are they putting in there and look over... they are packing it straight into the stem of the bong ! no bowl in it.... i think they must of packed close to 2 grams of Cron before anyone noticed needless the say this person NEVER smoked again and had to supply the next lot lol so rule of thumb one person packing the bowl!!! haha

whats a carb???
hahaha jk

A newfangled term for something sweet andor starchy ... cn

CEEJR said:

When they burn their finger lighting a bowl.

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I still do that every now and then and I've been smoking for years.

When you pass someone a blunt or spliff and they start telling a story, holding said blunt or spliff in hand and halfway hitting it every couple of sentances finished.

jamboss said:

When they only bring smoke through their mouth. Nose what I mean.

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I used to only exhale out of my nose. No idea why, it was a habit. But then people started getting freaked out by me 'looking like a dragon' and I got smoke everywhere (I'm known for taking huge hits, it just annoys people when sharing though) so now I smoke 'normally' or alternate.

You know someone's a noob when they watch how much you are packing/rolling, have a toke and then stare at you in disbelief for 20 seconds. That was awkward. 'I thought you smoked? What, did I do something wrong?' Him: 'No, but... WTF man?!'

hellohappinesss said:

When you pass someone a blunt or spliff and they start telling a story, holding said blunt or spliff in hand and halfway hitting it every couple of sentances finished.

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fuck yeah and they fucking hold on to that shit forever, I call it stingy not a noob thing

Unless you can see the fear in their eyes when they go to hit it X3 Some people stall for time if they're afraid they're going to whitey. I think people should be honest. You can take it as a compliment saying your weed is good, and the duration the blunt is out of your grasp should hopefully lessen :3

no its just like wtf man, you had the blunt for hella long hit it hella, its my weed, then you watch me like a hawk making sure i dont hit it too much or else im "fucking up the rotation" even though you had my blunt for hella long

jamboss said:

When they only bring smoke through their mouth. Nose what I mean.

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I never exhale out my nose and i've smoked for 3+ straight. Irritates my sinus's

Ah Urca, everyone finds a circle like that lol. And you wonder why the other person has it in their head that you are fucking it up and you shouldn't smoke too much of your own weed. That sucks.

Urca said:

no its just like wtf man...im "fucking up the rotation" even though you had my blunt for hella long

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Man, I really want to take out my bong now..

when they yell at you for not putting your lips all up on the blunt/joint , and get mad when you tell em there nigga lipin the shit

OneHit2Much said:

You know someone is a newbie smoker when

-they go to hit the pipe and dont hold the carb
-they get high and then freak out about every cop they see
-they try to take too big a hit, cough while their hitting it, then blow the weed out

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when they try to tell you shit about weed like you just started smokin too...bitch ima vet dont talk to me like you know somethin just take the hit lol. and as for that second one you listed i know people who have been smokin for a long time and still freak out when they see 5-0. one of my friends is WAYYYYYY too quick to swallow the joints/blunts we have. that shits soo annoyin thats why i dont throw up any when we leave the house and smoke cause id be suuuuuuuuuuper angry if someone did that shit for no reason besides we have a cop behind us like the dude knows whats goin on/whats in every car on the road.

lolz, that happens here with every one i smoke with, cuz ppl here grow Mj in large plantations so males and females, and most people that smoke smoke leaves the other smoke seeded bud ;( i only know one other guy who grows sensimillia . so when i smoke some one out there like freakin out , am like ehhh .. this is prematured

OneHit2Much said:

You know someone is a newbie smoker when

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When they post a "You know someone is a newb when..." thread.

blow into the bong!!!!!!!!!

Sk306 said:

I never exhale out my nose and i've smoked for 3+ straight. Irritates my sinus's

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I can only do it on the green swat of some dank ass bud. I swear it makes it taste better. but just that 1 inital hit blown through your mouth and nose