You know your too stoned when.......

You load a full bowl and promptly get distracted and forget about it until you walk out the door the next day and even though you are late for work and you can't show up stoned you still smoke that bowl because, hey, kids in kenya are going without weed tonight, so it would be a dishonour to them to waste it.

you know your too stoned when you know its going to rain, yet Still you dont memember to roll up your truck windows. Then it rains all night on your cloth seats. SHITTTTT

ughhhhhm no actually you know your stoned when your mix up a box of brownies put em in the oven fall asleep wake up to the smoke alarm and timer going off then take them out look at them and thin hey i forgot to put the eggs in the mix anyways . then make another batch.
this actually happened to me a couple weeks ago. oh yeah and not weed brownies just regular ones

You know your too stoned when you mistake your cock for the tv remote and the next day you wake up with a swolled up penis.

I'm glad I'm not alone....I thought crazy shit only happened to me.

you know your too stoned when you go to clean your new glass bong because your friend dribbled all over it and u cant hold it properly and smash it.........

you know your too high when you come back from a gig off your face and 3 hours later after abit of a sesion ask your mates if they have got their tickets ready for the gig you just went to and express how excited you are about going seeing them tomorrow...... my mates are stoned idiots some times!! hahaha

You know youre too stoned when you leave your Eggo waffles in the toaster too long and wake up to the smoke alarm...two separate times in the same day. I love harvest time.

you know your too stoned when you are supposed to be at work at 8, and you wake up at 10:37 and say fuck it.

You know your too stoned when while making sandwiches you feel the need to masturbate in them and use your semen as mayonaise. Sometimes when too stoned I like to eat a lot of milk and cookies which than give me bad diarrhea and than I use my excrement as peanut butter. Than I stick my sandwich in a steamer so it doesn't feel like I am eating dry bud and scarf my sandwich down. This shit seems so satisfying to me.

Shredder111 said:

You know your too stoned when while making sandwiches you feel the need to masturbate in them and use your semen as mayonaise. Sometimes when too stoned I like to eat a lot of milk and cookies which than give me bad diarrhea and than I use my excrement as peanut butter. Than I stick my sandwich in a steamer so it doesn't feel like I am eating dry bud and scarf my sandwich down. This shit seems so satisfying to me.

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you know your too high when u post something like that^ lol

hahahhahaha i do this with popcorn everyday

you know your too stoned when you re read that last post about shit eating. gross man

You know your to stoned when get lost walking around the town you grew up in all your life and having no clue where you are

-Hank

Hank said:

You know your to stoned when get lost walking around the town you grew up in all your life and having no clue where you are

-Hank

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Getting lost while high is the best!!

Your to stoned when you put a hot pocket in the microwave for 2 hours and you wake up eating cereal nuff said.

haha one time my buddy and I were stoned as hell and he thought he was going to have some Mr. Noodles...anyway he puts it in the microwave for it's normal 3 minutes and I just kept pressing add 1 minute to it. lol it ended up being in there for 12 minutes before I let it beep. HAHA I didn't tell him right away but when it came out the noodles were just mush. It was so damn funny...

So don't be around me when your too stoned...

You know your too stoned when you jam a knife in your anus and twist it. The twisting motion severs your lower digestive tract and you get a bunch of crusty shit and gore all over the knife. You than take that knife and stick it in a disease infected garbage can for two days, which you than take out and slowly bring it towards your penis. You take the knife, find your dick hole and jam it down slowly. The overwhelming pain causes you to jizz in your face and puke on your dick. In a bloody mess of disease you sit there crying, thinking about why you tried to shove that knife down your dick. You suddenly realize that nothing is real. You shit your pants with diarrhea and than your testicles explode, unleashing a mass of semen all over the walls. As little John would say, "skeet, skeet."

Yes, I am talking about a butter knife; a specific knife made for buttering.

dude you have some major issues, I am thinking you might be a serial killer or something.