Your First Joint

seventh grade snuck out with friends smoked a couple j's and then his dad came home at like 4 in the morning we hid under the closet in the stairs and then i was soo high my friends face kept changing i hit my head on the fuse box and his dad came down the stairs we ran and went out the window in the back ended up fallin asleep in some guys driveway on the way back home... hahaha... good times.

I was 17 and it was after i was done work

DJmick said:

In 1977 I was in my neighbors garage with my friend tom. His older brothers were getting bored of getting the cat high. So they put a grocery bag over my head cut holes in the corners and blew supercharges through the holes.

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i think thats the best story i have ever heard

i was 14
friends back garden,
we created a mythical character named oomfungoo who was really posh, black, and had a master called jeffery
he had a camal who had escaped from the zoo lol
there is a video on my myspace of this - it was one of the biggest leans i've ever had, and it was my first time!

i think thats the best story i have ever heard
Thank you! Urinmyrice

it was well funny lol
we always bring it bak
my friday nightr was pretty jks this week
its kind of an inside joke but wateva:
my friend iain is called dell (cos his bro eric is like derek from BB and hes therefore dell) lol
we started calling him dellington and making him get us cups of tea nd shit ha

I was 21. I got a freshly rolled joint from a friend at work after my shift. He just gave it to me because I had been talking about Bob Dylan and we got into talking about weed and I was saying how bad I wanted to try it. I sat in my car for about ten minutes just smelling the joint. It smelled so good.

So I got home and smoked the whole thing in my garage. I had never smoked anything before that so I kept thinking I was doing it wrong. I got higher than I have ever since. I knew when I started giggling like crazy over everythign that I was high. I went in the house and looked in a mirror - my eyes were beat red. I was totally fucked up. Living at home I was scared my mom would see me so I went for a walk and there was a baseball game going on. It seemed like a movie, but I started thinking about my dad who had died and was sitting in the stands crying. Then I was just smiling thinking deeply.

Great time!

13 years old. had a staring contest with every animal I could find... my cat... the ferret. my neighbors dog... haha

got into it in 6th grade. used to smoke on the train tracks behind my elementary school. didnt touch it for a while because i got into some law shit in freshman year. thats cool now tho. and im back.

Lol i'll never forget the first, was in my friends garage and me and my mate decided we'd give it a go after being against it, we laughed so much my friend dans face got stuck in this one position and he couldn't move it (I'll never forget that face) and the more it went on the more scared he got, but the funnier it got for us when you could see the tears rolling down his face but no expression we nearly pissed ourselfs...but all was good his face unlocked after a few mines and we now both toke up regularly!(",)..

My first blunt/Joint was pretty crazy..

My friends decided to make this innitiation that you had to smoke a fat one by yourself to get in our group..(we all threw down a dime each every friday..goodtimes) so at the time it was 3 of us..My Sister, and my two best friends. My sister had a car, And after we all "started" the tradition, we hopped in the car, went to harris teeter, Stole 100 bucks worth of candy(I think it was like..20 bags of Dorritos 10,5 6 packs of gum,and a bunch of other shit) Yes i got away with it. went back to my house.Lit that incense up! chilled on the bed eating..Oh yeah did i mention i was playing this game called Dance dance Mind Revolution? I was basicly making music in my head with my body as a instrument(lol? i know dont laugh) From that day on i was really good at DDR and later became awsome at Guitar hero..lol? and our group became like 10 people as a whole..an ounce at the least smoked every friday..at the age of 16 from about to 18 (im 20 now )

I was driving around and omg i had tunnel vision so bad. i was staring at the radio for like 30 minutes.....i wish i still got that high!!

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I was 15, on the top of the world, out of town, and just met the most beautiful girl ever!!

We went to an afterparty, and my friend who was much older than me introduced me to the 1 1/2 L bottle in the 10 L bucket bong( U basically squeeze a big soda-bottle of smoke into your lungs). I`d smoked before with minor effects, but this time.....

I got so baked I couldn`t move a single muscle in my body for about 1 hour! Tunnelvision was crazy! I was terrified. The girl even spoke to me, but I couldn`t reply lol! Then she left hahaha!!

lucily I got her nr. and we hooked up after that

damn i remeber my first hit but not my first joint, shit i dont even remeber what i did last weekend....

I was 16, all of my bestfriends were stoners at the time and they were ALWAYS trying to get me to toke up.. but I was sorely mis informed about the sweet leaf at the time so I always said no. At the time I was just about to move from my Birth State (NY) of 16 years so I was kinda upset and pissed off.. well for my last day there I decided to stay over my buddy's house and his house is the Stoner hang out for the whole town haha so there were like 5 kids there all stoners supreme and after they badgered me for like an hour I finally just said fuck it and agreed to hit this home made pipe they had, first like 2 hits I wasnt taking deep enough hits or holding it in long enough so I didnt really feel it.. they were determined to get me ripped though so they pulled out this huge Bong (probably 3 foot bong) and told me to rip it, first hit same deal I sucked at it.. and they were starting to get impatient so that next hit I took a hit that even cheech and chong would be envious over (I coughed up both my lungs ofcourse hahaha) and after a couple minutes I ended up running downstairs and throwing up thats how diez that hit was but anyways so yeah and I actually didnt feel a thing for like half hour and then everyone else was blazed so they were just laying around not talking much and all of a sudden it hit me like a mack truck!!! I was sooooo ripped all I can even remember is them thinking I couldnt feel anything and laughing my ass off cuz I knew I was gone but they had no idea haha.. next time I went back to visit NY I had my first Blunt my first Joint and my first bowl! been a proud stoner ever since

My buddy and I bought our first bag of weed, an 1/8th. We smoked a few bowls out of a can late at night at a nearby jacuzzi. It was freezing, and I took like 5 pussy hits with 5 minute cough sessions in between. Then we ate our del taco and I was all of a sudden swallowed up by the waves in the jacuzzi. Each ripple felt like a giant swell reflecting off the sides of the jacuzzi. I felt like an ancient statue, and stood completely still in the jacuzzi for 45 minutes because my mind had disconnected from my body. I could have sworn the tree nearby had monkeys in it!

I was 16, could only get hash, no green. My mate rolled one up and we smoked it together in his car at a local park then went for a walk around town. I remember thinking that nothing much was different, until we were right outside my mates mum's shop, thats when it hit me! I actually had to grab a hold of him to stop me falling over in the middle of the street! We went back to his place and had another couple in his room. He had a nail in the wall where he hung his callander from - OMG that was the funniest thing in the world for like 2 hours!!
None of that shitty solid for me anymore tho - soon only the finest homegrown!!!

15, hash coz green is rare here, stoned my ass off and crawled to bed. Didn't like it much for the first time but after about a couple of days smoking it, it started getting good. High is MUCH better than a stone for me, it's a shame that I only got high about two times in all my smoking history.

Green Plague Tg said:

I was driving around and omg i had tunnel vision so bad. i was staring at the radio for like 30 minutes.....i wish i still got that high!!

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I third and fourth that, you cant get it back. The first time i smoked me and my friend were in the desert and got high for like 4 hours man. It was like a hundred and ten degrees out haha. My used to get frame vision from smoking, almost like being super drunk without the lack of coordination, well a little but not as much.

first time smokin i caught my dad smokin with one of my good friens in grade 8 he told me take a hit since then i've never stopped