Your mamma...
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xmissxaliex
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aww lol.
i used to watch that show on mtv hahaha.
i used to watch that show on mtv hahaha.
ToastedFox
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Yo mamma is so fat when she walked by the bus stop in a rain coat the kids thought they missed the bus.
Mystery101
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Yo mamma is so fat were inside her.
Mystery101
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Yo mamma is so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Mystery101
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Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 mins
passdabong
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Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
KiloBit
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When she hauls butt she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her butt has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
People jog around her for exercise. When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her butt has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
People jog around her for exercise. When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Johnnyorganic
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Yer momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
She's so ugly, she has to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
She's so ugly, she has to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
passdabong
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Yo momma's so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
xmissxaliex
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Sunnysideup
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If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister
passdabong
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Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
passdabong
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Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.