Your mamma...

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says "One at a Time PLEASE!"...

Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction!

aww lol.
i used to watch that show on mtv hahaha.

Yo mamma is so fat when she walked by the bus stop in a rain coat the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mamma is so fat were inside her.

Yo mamma is so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 mins

Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

When she hauls butt she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her butt has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
People jog around her for exercise. When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yer momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

She's so ugly, she has to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma's so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

passdabong said:

Yo momma's so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

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bahahahaha!

that one was funny!

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

Yo mama so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

Yo Mama so stupid she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.