Recent content by Prof. Gromore

I always figured it woul look something like this:

Well, that hunting rifle fires a more powerful cartridge, and the pistol is more concealable. The only thing that the "AK" excels at is looking scary. Technically, the "AK" you're talking about isn't really an "AK" because it lacks the ability to fire full auto. "That's been banned since 1934...

The guy who invented the La-Z-Boy. You just KNOW he was a smoker.

I tell you what. If you ever make it down to the 585, there's a six course dinner waiting for you. We'll put that to the test. I have yet to find any amount of sex that can burn through my triple chocolate brulee with raspberry cognac sauce.

I'll bet it's a custom order fabric for a major name brand. It's pretty common nowadays. I'd recomend this though. Test drive a showroom model first. There are comfortable chairs and then there are comfortable chairs. It would suck for you to shell out all that cash for a custom made seat and...

I don't think you could handle the side effects. Everybody who lives with me gets fat.

Sounds like somebody programmed the number into their speed dial wrong. And they're giving you the heat that some lowlife out there rightfully deserves. I feel sorry for you. It must be really wearing on your nerves. A vindictive man could have some fun at their expense by properly managing this...

It almost didn't last here. I had to sample two big bowlfuls. You can never be too careful about such things.

I just made a kickin' pot of shrimp and sausage jambalaya. It was supposed to be for lunch tomorrow, but I just had to make sure it turned out all right.

"The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."

I don't know about that. I'm old enough to remember when grunge was the hotness du jour. The latest crop of hipsters seems like a step up. A very long time ago, I made a promise to myself that I would never rip on anyone younger than me because of how they dressed or what music they listened...

Is it just me or does that news reporter look like the mom from "That 70's Show"?

You mean we beat out 4chan? I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed.

Go easy on the guy. I can think of one Twilight movie that I'd pay money to go see:

Have a look at this: http://www.zeropaid.com/news/89796/how-to-download-with-bittorrent-using-a-proxy/ Read it. Learn it. Live by it. Set this up right and the receiving address of your download will be listed as the first proxy server it hits. Here at gromore central I run an external proxy...