Sex life

ohmy said:

lol I can find better ones ha ha ..... this one bitch is out her tree in what she wants

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want want want... hahaha they need to stop wanting so much food and maybe the other wants would get done!

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

looks like girls night out and i bet they are allllll single! hahaha

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they are smiling so that means they single

F A B said:

dude thats too much to read while high
wtf like a romance novel

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It didn't seem a lot to type while high though. It involves unwanted touching, how is it a romance novel haha

F A B said:

they are smiling so that means they single

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they are smiling because they just finished their 47 course meals!

Dayam Ohmy!!!I would say you are from West Virginia,but if you were you would dig them chubbies.My point being is "They sure grow them and sow them in West Virginia"........no shit talking either.

ohmy said:

am an open-book kind of woman...
But after 2 years of being single & many disappointments,(Guys who are not completely honest up-front) I am unwilling to just put my whole life story out here for everyone to see.
I am here to get to know anyone who catches my eye in the hopes that they might also find their way into my heart!

I will give you the basics on what my best characteristics are:

Genuine
Caring
Friendly
Light-hearted
Optimistic
Silly
Quirky
Generous
Creative
Non-linear thinker
Curious
Sincere
Devoted
Witty
Affectionate
Sensual

Sexy & Cute ??? LOL

I am for real ! And for the record all of my profile pics are from last year...

If you wish to know more & I am interested, I will reply...


I am not on here to respond to requests for more revealing pictures of myself, nor am I interested in being on webcam.
In fact, I don't even own a webcam.

Although I really do enjoy being physical & intimate I prefer to take things slow this time around...

What I am looking for in a man:

MUST HAVES...

OPTIMISTIC ATTITUDE
LAID BACK PERSONALITY
CARING & EMPATHETIC NATURE
AFFECTIONATE & UNDERSTANDING
FUNNY
ANIMAL & NATURE LOVER
LOVE KIDS

BONUS QUALITIES

TALL
INTO ARTS
PLAY MUSIC

And please, please if you do send me a message - Make it interesting enough to respond back to.

I cannot stand getting messages that have no substance to them. Is that really all you have to say or ask?

If this is your first attempt at contacting me and if you expect a decent response - then give me something good

Lately I only jump on here briefly - but most every day now - but I don't always respond as soon as I get the message so be a little patient...

Thanks for taking the time to read this ENTIRE profile, if you made it this far your a rarity am an open-book kind of woman...
But after 2 years of being single & many disappointments,(Guys who are not completely honest up-front) I am unwilling to just put my whole life story out here for everyone to see.
I am here to get to know anyone who catches my eye in the hopes that they might also find their way into my heart!

I will give you the basics on what my best characteristics are:

Genuine
Caring
Friendly
Light-hearted
Optimistic
Silly
Quirky
Generous
Creative
Non-linear thinker
Curious
Sincere
Devoted
Witty
Affectionate
Sensual

Sexy & Cute ??? LOL

I am for real ! And for the record all of my profile pics are from last year...

If you wish to know more & I am interested, I will reply...


I am not on here to respond to requests for more revealing pictures of myself, nor am I interested in being on webcam.
In fact, I don't even own a webcam.

Although I really do enjoy being physical & intimate I prefer to take things slow this time around...

What I am looking for in a man:

MUST HAVES...

OPTIMISTIC ATTITUDE
LAID BACK PERSONALITY
CARING & EMPATHETIC NATURE
AFFECTIONATE & UNDERSTANDING
FUNNY
ANIMAL & NATURE LOVER
LOVE KIDS

BONUS QUALITIES

TALL
INTO ARTS
PLAY MUSIC

And please, please if you do send me a message - Make it interesting enough to respond back to.

I cannot stand getting messages that have no substance to them. Is that really all you have to say or ask?

If this is your first attempt at contacting me and if you expect a decent response - then give me something good

Lately I only jump on here briefly - but most every day now - but I don't always respond as soon as I get the message so be a little patient...

Thanks for taking the time to read this ENTIRE profile, if you made it this far your a rarity

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first off i didnt read the whole thing, i got to "Guys who are not completely honest up-front"
NEXT!!!

these are the rules i apply to dating

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best of craigslist > paris > Note to the female posters
Originally Posted: Thu, 9 Jul 12:09 CEST
[h=2]Note to the female posters[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2009-07-09, 12:09PM CEST
[HR][/HR]
Dear feminine readership,
You appear to be desperately in need of some assistance and I propose to help with some tips and pointers.

1. All men are not 6 feet tall. Please do not indicate this requirement in all of your posts. It makes you pass as silly twats.
2. 99% of the men here are not looking for wifey. They already have wifey.
3. Please do not sugar-coat your messages with fairy-tale references and touchy-feely gobble dee-gook. We're not here to read that garbage.
4. If you want to fork, say so, don't spend 15 mails beating around the bush while babbling about some romantic evening or visting a museum.
5. If you don't want to fork, then say so and post elsewhere. This place is for consenting adults seeking to fork each other.
6. Don't mislead with your descriptions as bathing beauty queens who are "independent"...we know that you are players looking for a kind soul to slip you the bone.
7. Don't expect us to be Adonis statues from ancient Greece. Age takes it's toll, time slips by on all of us.
8. Do tell us about your tits and ass, that is of great interest to us. If you speak serbo-croation, we couldn't care less.
9. Don't be offended if we enquire about your physical credentials.
10. Do grow up and play the game according to the rules, with maturity and honesty.
11. If you want cash, say so up front and be straightforward for once.
12. Be willing to play out of the box. We like clubs, saunas, car sex and exhibitionism. If you're not modern, then find something else to do.
13. Quit thinking that Prince Charming really exists and that he's probably lurking here on Craigslist somewhere...just for you.
14. Get over the fact theat men are sex animals and we think about that quite often. It won't kill you.
15. Don't be offended if we are direct and forthcoming. We have to weed thru the spammers, the whores and the numerous idiots here.
16. On a date, dress nicely and look sharp. If you have a decent rack, put it on display.
17. Don't worry if your ass looks fat, it probably isn't and some of us like that.
18. Don't expect to get married here because you posted a witty ad.
19. Do prepare to enjoy your date and have fun if your initial contacts go well.
20. Do not expect men to worship you because you've agreed to have a date. You are one among a billion others.

Hope this helps as we are growing tired of reading shallow girl-dribble on this board.

Kind regards.

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• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1260845060
[HR][/HR]

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we have a winner

whoa am i high or ohmy did u say u a chick thats entrapment in some way
got me talking shit about broads

F A B said:

these are the rules i apply to dating

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best of craigslist > paris > Note to the female posters
Originally Posted: Thu, 9 Jul 12:09 CEST
Note to the female posters

[HR][/HR]Date: 2009-07-09, 12:09PM CEST
[HR][/HR]
Dear feminine readership,
You appear to be desperately in need of some assistance and I propose to help with some tips and pointers.

1. All men are not 6 feet tall. Please do not indicate this requirement in all of your posts. It makes you pass as silly twats.
2. 99% of the men here are not looking for wifey. They already have wifey.
3. Please do not sugar-coat your messages with fairy-tale references and touchy-feely gobble dee-gook. We're not here to read that garbage.
4. If you want to fork, say so, don't spend 15 mails beating around the bush while babbling about some romantic evening or visting a museum.
5. If you don't want to fork, then say so and post elsewhere. This place is for consenting adults seeking to fork each other.
6. Don't mislead with your descriptions as bathing beauty queens who are "independent"...we know that you are players looking for a kind soul to slip you the bone.
7. Don't expect us to be Adonis statues from ancient Greece. Age takes it's toll, time slips by on all of us.
8. Do tell us about your tits and ass, that is of great interest to us. If you speak serbo-croation, we couldn't care less.
9. Don't be offended if we enquire about your physical credentials.
10. Do grow up and play the game according to the rules, with maturity and honesty.
11. If you want cash, say so up front and be straightforward for once.
12. Be willing to play out of the box. We like clubs, saunas, car sex and exhibitionism. If you're not modern, then find something else to do.
13. Quit thinking that Prince Charming really exists and that he's probably lurking here on Craigslist somewhere...just for you.
14. Get over the fact theat men are sex animals and we think about that quite often. It won't kill you.
15. Don't be offended if we are direct and forthcoming. We have to weed thru the spammers, the whores and the numerous idiots here.
16. On a date, dress nicely and look sharp. If you have a decent rack, put it on display.
17. Don't worry if your ass looks fat, it probably isn't and some of us like that.
18. Don't expect to get married here because you posted a witty ad.
19. Do prepare to enjoy your date and have fun if your initial contacts go well.
20. Do not expect men to worship you because you've agreed to have a date. You are one among a billion others.

Hope this helps as we are growing tired of reading shallow girl-dribble on this board.

Kind regards.

• Location: Paris
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1260845060
[HR][/HR]

• Copyright © 2012 craigslist, inc.
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ahahahaha. this is great!!

ohmy said:

we have a winner

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omg its sasquatch!!!

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

looks like girls night out and i bet they are allllll single! hahaha

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Oh Come On Fellows Where's Your Since Of Adventure.Invite Them Back To Your Pad For A Game Of Nekkid Twister

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

first off i didnt read the whole thing, i got to "Guys who are not completely honest up-front"
NEXT!!!

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Lmao ....I get mid 40's chicks and the really ugly ones that send me messages all the time..One I just said i would only take a blow job from her after she paid my bar tab to get me drunk so i would let her suck me off lol

The Dawg said:

Oh Come On Fellows Where's Your Since Of Adventure.Invite Them Back To Your Pad For A Game Of Nekkid Twister

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i dont think you could get them all on the twister mat at once...

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

omg its sasquatch!!!

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Ya have no clue how bad it is and i do not live in west V lol I am sure they have hotter girls there and i dig inbreed chicks

well im off to go hang with a normal weed smokin chick so i can get all these fat bitches out my brain hahaha. ohmy i wish you the best of luck with your search but you should probably get off whatever site your on because its obviously nothing but a pool for beached whales.

F A B said:

whoa am i high or ohmy did u say u a chick thats entrapment in some way
got me talking shit about broads

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hell no, Just wish i lived next to hot chicks

ohmy said:

Ya have no clue how bad it is and i do not live in west V lol I am sure they have hotter girls there and i dig inbreed chicks

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feel your pain im down south of u and bunch of hoes here
lets start a
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