Sick of all the A$$HOLES!!

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dat

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Yeah this has gotten big, fast :bigjoint:

I think I answered over 20 questions yesterday and actually I look for NooB questions as I try very hard to dispell the myths, which is hard

one of the hardest things to do is enter a thread and see poor pitiful plants trying to survive, folks I love this plant and sometimes it feels like child abuse which hurts, so I try to help even more !

To those of you that have not gotten an answer I can honestly say sorry if I did not find your thread or did not have "the" answer?

So let me add some hints here for all the NooB's that are serious about learning,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Before I joined this forum in Sept. I spent about 6 months reading EVERY WORD in lots of threads, (always completely straight, you see I never learned anything while I was stoned) sometimes it would take hours just to finish one thread. But what I discovered was that it was like panning for gold, in all the threads I read there was nuggets of info, could be that I would read 40 or 50 pages to get just one good nugget of info. but I got em and now I got a very healthy happy girl that I flipped yesterday :bigjoint:

so here is the very best noob advice I can offer

GET A GROW UNDER YOUR BELT BEFORE EVER WORRYING ABOUT YEILD!

MJ is a weed it will grow anywhere, under any light, in any dirt, with very little water.

Best advice offer #2

START WITH SOIL

Hydro is more exspensive and has a higher learning curve and is less forgiving of mistakes.

All of the tweaks, the PH, the Nutes, The Tricks are about getting more yield from the plant and getting it all together and doing it right takes experience, as with any thing we as humans set out to do it gets better with trial error and experience

Best advice offer #3

Ask yourself, WHAT WOULD MOTHER NATURE DO?

Does she know the ph of her rain water?
Are the light cycles constant?
Does she add Nutes?
Does she add mollases?
Are there light leaks? Does she "hide" the moon to stop hermies?

Folks this is just common sense, it's a weed, if you put a seed in dirt it will grow and as a weed it is very hardy it will fight for life and survival just like we humans do (I know this from experience, I've tried real hard to kill them with stupid folklore and forum myths,,,,,,,,,,,,they survived)

So read enough to know that water on a seed ignites an emzyme that starts a process, take a few bag seeds and put them in a small cup of water (room temp) for 6 to 12 hours, now you have started the process and softened the shell,,,,,,,,,,,,put em in moist dirt 1/4 inch deep

read enough to know that timed released nutes "could" be bad or cause a problem, that the soil should be loose and that water should drain through it easily and quickly

understand that you can go up to a week without watering again, in fact do it on purpose because this will let you see the plant tell you it is thirsty and teach you how to understand the plant as it says what it wants

read enough to know that if they are stretching you need to move the lights closer

Know when to hold em and when to fold em, IOW when to try to fix or save them (best is to leave em alone and watch what they do) or when to start over and learn from our mistakes.

and don't stress over it, simply do it, watch it and learn

Once you get that first grow out of the way start playing with the tweaks, slowly and easily. Don't buy 5 different nutes and add them all at once, start with just one, do it, watch it and learn

And here is some advice you may never hear :bigjoint: experiment on your males!!! I see all the time post asking are males good for anything,, the answer is YES they can be smoked (they have thc too) you can collect pollen and make seeds, you can create your own breed and you can PRACTICE topping, LST, supercropping without worrying about causing any harm, Hell I have a bonsai male I've abused. He is 5 inches tall 8 weeks old and has been topped 4 times (he lives in a seperate room) I have learned so much from him! he has been burned by lights, he has been root bound, he gets very little water, he turned purple after the burn and is very pretty to look at, the leaves I have cut off have gotten me high and taste very good, even though it is a different kind of high (no couch lock)

And one more tip troll regular garden forums, get info on soil mixes and and nutes as well as tweaks and tricks (hey they add mollases too) if you post ask questions about tomatoes they are very similar and like a lot of the same things, also the folks there are eager to help and answer questions.

Read REAL gardening books, learn the basics, hell gardening for dummies is a great book and it all applies to growing strong healthy plants.

growing should be related to relaxing, don't stress, fret or worry

Good Luck
good info but i think what this is more about not getting credited for being knowledgeable just because you only have 80 posts... in my expirence ganja brings people togather lets all start smokin 1 before we decide to log in and just be happy that the noobs are joining the movement and help them out..!bongsmilie
 

captain chronizzle

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this thread=cyber garbage that benefits no one. it simply lures people in with "asshole" in the thread tag. plus its getting bumped like a mother, yet i have learned nothing except to be nice. being nice is not something i surf the net to learn.

just another example of why our country is in the shape it is.

oh, i learned op has panties in bunch, and is sick of a$$holes.
 

dat

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this thread=cyber garbage that benefits no one. it simply lures people in with "asshole" in the thread tag. plus its getting bumped like a mother, yet i have learned nothing except to be nice. being nice is not something i surf the net to learn.

just another example of why our country is in the shape it is.

oh, i learned op has panties in bunch, and is sick of a$$holes.
your post made it cyber garbage. you click on things just because they say asshole...what does that tell you about yourself??? kindness is the reason are country is in bad shape? na its people like you who think theyre better than everyone else... lighten up dude if your not an asshole you wouldent have even posted:joint: burn 1
 

super2200

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your post made it cyber garbage. you click on things just because they say asshole...what does that tell you about yourself??? kindness is the reason are country is in bad shape? na its people like you who think theyre better than everyone else... lighten up dude if your not an asshole you wouldent have even posted:joint: burn 1
Yah i have had very few posts on my threads and was thinking about using key words to attact comments like " My cola looks like a cock" bet I get lots of comments with that
 

RockstarEnergy

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Yah i have had very few posts on my threads and was thinking about using key words to attact comments like " My cola looks like a cock" bet I get lots of comments with that
wooooooo!! over a hundred replies, thats friggin crazy! thanks everyone.

Captain Cronizzle- thats a huuuggge leap connecting a thread on a cannabis growing forum to the current stated of the country. and assuming you are talking about the US, thats somewhat irrelivant since this is a mixture of people all over the world.
 
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dat

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wooooooo!! over a hundred replies, thats friggin crazy! thanks everyone.

Captain Cronizzle- thats a huuuggge leap connecting a thread on a cannabis growing forum to the current stated of the country. and assuming you are talking about the US, thats somewhat irrelivant since this is a mixture of people all over the world.
ya that guy sucks.:wall:
 

captain chronizzle

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your post made it cyber garbage. you click on things just because they say asshole...what does that tell you about yourself??? kindness is the reason are country is in bad shape? na its people like you who think theyre better than everyone else... lighten up dude if your not an asshole you wouldent have even posted:joint: burn 1
i believe the a$$hole has raised their hand. Oh, how your true colors show.:bigjoint:

wooooooo!! over a hundred replies, thats friggin crazy! thanks everyone.

Captain Cronizzle- thats a huuuggge leap connecting a thread on a cannabis growing forum to the current stated of the country. and assuming you are talking about the US, thats somewhat irrelivant since this is a mixture of people all over the world.
yeah, i bet there is a grip of people in africa on here. wrong, U.K. and U.S. maybe a few from mexico. pretty large assumption.

ya that guy sucks.:wall:




i'll say it again, this post resides in general marijuana growing, yet is clearly a toke and talk(since there is not a panties in bunch section).
 

Bauks

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I just did that for some noob just a minute ago I find that even noobs have a broad range of questions and so when I see their thread I Like to Copy and past their questions verbatim and post my answer right below it just like this I just answerd his questions he's happy he'll come back and feel welcomed and because i copy and paste his question I can cut through the bull get to the piont and save my hands the typing effort +1 rep if you think i'm a nice guy lol



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1. when do i stop using the 24 hour light cycle, and change it to 18/6 to get some sleep.
Plants don't need sleep Give 24 hours of light for a month then go to 12/12 for 2 months thereafter

2. the soil i used had a worm in it, some white rocks... is it good to grow? (it grew)
Probably Not.. But marijuana Will Grow anywhere no joke if it's in there now leave it...

3. in this stage, how do i determine if it is a male or female.
You cannot determine the sex until you change the lighting to 12/12 for the rest of the plants life. about a week into 12/12 you will be able to see the sex... If you go with 12/12 lighting from seed you still won't see sex for about a month (females = Bud+Hash Males= Breeding+Hash / Male+Female =weed with seeds and little THC)

4. what kind of wattage of CFL's can i use during this sprouting stage.
As big as you can afford ....Daylight for the first month cool white thereafter

5. at what point do i give it plant food.
No sooner than 2 weeks after it's sprouted the first 2 weeks just tap water...

6. i only use CFL's im poor.
CFL can Do A fine Job Get The Biggest Most lumen light you can more than one or 2 would be nice..

7. the strain came from some bunk chronic.. (can it still grow to be dank?)
Prolly not the way it sounds I'd grow good schwag seed before Bunk Nug but then again maybe it was bunk after someone ran butane over it?

8. i see brown tiny dots on the lower leafs.. (bug related? or heat related?)
Nutrients Fertilizer? = No

9.if theres bugs in the soil.. what do i do?
Squish them with fingers as you see them and their eggs too

sorry for the dumb questions, im new.. and i want to know everything about anything that has to do with growing my dank
I don't mind answering questions. I feel everyone who smokes should grow their own and stop supporting Cartels, Gangs ,And sketchy drug dealers with our hard earned money. So question away..I Had never done hydro before this setup I learned everything I know about it From Rollitup.org The Hydroponic & DWC section. They were the biggest help ever, just took a couple days of reading And I was off and growing my own, Not "free" but wayyy cheap Nugs...

Sit back and read around you'll be doing fine in no time
 
Don't sweat it - if you take a moment to glance around, you'll notice that most of the unpleasant folks A) have only a handful of posts themselves, B) clearly don't smoke enough of they would be happier, and C) most likely will never see boobies in real life.
 

ganjaluvr

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yeah for real dude... don't let it get to ya.

I always keep myself in check too.. as I tell myself.. you like if I see a noob asking some retarded question(s).. I tell myself you know ehh everyone starts out at the same exact spot. As a noob. I did..

It's just the way the cookie crumbles piazon. :)

anyhow, I like helping people out if it's something I know the answer too ya dig?

anyhow ehh Happy Holiday's and a happy New Years`!

peace..
:eyesmoke:
 

Vindicated

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We're nice. But hell if you want old white old ladies that will say thank you and call you sir, go to to the HGTV forums. Your at a weed forum. Do you know who hangs out here? Drug dealers. You know what else goes on here? People get high. It's true. People get high and they read. Sometimes people even post shit when their high. It's not smart. It's not even recommended. It just kinda happens. Drugs, reading, growing, reading about growing drugs, ... Your not going to find Dr. Phil on here that's for sure. Maybe Dr. Drew. lol.
 

punker

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We're nice. But hell if you want old white old ladies that will say thank you and call you sir, go to to the HGTV forums. Your at a weed forum. Do you know who hangs out here? Drug dealers. You know what else goes on here? People get high. It's true. People get high and they read. Sometimes people even post shit when their high. It's not smart. It's not even recommended. It just kinda happens. Drugs, reading, growing, reading about growing drugs, ... Your not going to find Dr. Phil on here that's for sure. Maybe Dr. Drew. lol.
easy killer hes gonna start to QQ
 

RockstarEnergy

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We're nice. But hell if you want old white old ladies that will say thank you and call you sir, go to to the HGTV forums. Your at a weed forum. Do you know who hangs out here? Drug dealers. You know what else goes on here? People get high. It's true. People get high and they read. Sometimes people even post shit when their high. It's not smart. It's not even recommended. It just kinda happens. Drugs, reading, growing, reading about growing drugs, ... Your not going to find Dr. Phil on here that's for sure. Maybe Dr. Drew. lol.
thats very true. i didnt think about that at first but it makes a lot of sense. people never say "duuude the guy i get my weed from is such a nice guy!" hahaha. they're usually someone you dont wanna fuck with so obviously they would be like that here too.
 

plazplaya95

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there are a lot of people on here who just cant wait to smoosh you into the ground and tell ya how full of shit you are or how horrid your shit looks. fuck em, those dickheads are not what this site is for. theres so many cool people on here. seriously its like being able to send tiger woods an email and hes gonna sit there and tell you what your doing wrong......there are some serious tiger woods of weed on here and they are awsome people....dont get the wrong idea 90 out of 100 are solid people here
i had a guy accuse me of lying about my harvest because i stopped posting picks of the plants half way through. its not even like i said i got a pound off a plant. it was only 3 oz a plant. which IS NOT impossible. i had 60 plants , and the smell was all the way to the sidewalk in front of my house. i got real paranoid and stopped posting. never mind the fact my pc shit the bed.

Theres the handful of a-holes.

And then theres the support crew.

Just a few days ago. Someone called me a dumbshit because i didnt understand how hydroponics had worked.

I quoted and laughed at him.
 
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