Politically Correct

[BigNBushy]

Not true, since water was here


If you drink too much water, you will die. Same as any physically addictive drug.

The only incidents of this I am aware of are where people are in contests to see who can drink the most water the fastest.

Or perhaps where the person was unhealthy for other reasons.

A healthy normal person will not die from consumption of water based off of their own natural thirst.

 

[NoDrama]

A healthy normal person will not die from consumption of water based off of their own natural thirst.

Let me tell you about water.

• Death due to accidental inhalation of water, even in small quantities.
• Prolonged exposure to solid water causes severe tissue damage.
• Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
• water is a major component of acid rain.
• Gaseous water can cause severe burns.
• Contributes to soil erosion.
• Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
• Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
• Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
• Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
• Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
• Thermal variations in water are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

I support a ban on water, its a terrible thing.

 

[Doer]

Heroin is differently in our body chemistry. So is ganja.

How do think we ended up with receptors for it?

 

[Doer]

Let me tell you about water.

• Death due to accidental inhalation of water, even in small quantities.
• Prolonged exposure to solid water causes severe tissue damage.
• Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
• water is a major component of acid rain.
• Gaseous water can cause severe burns.
• Contributes to soil erosion.
• Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
• Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
• Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
• Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
• Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
• Thermal variations in water are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

I support a ban on water, its a terrible thing.

Water SUCKS. It is a main oxidant.

Still....I'm addicted. I can't live without it.

 

[NoDrama]

Still....I'm addicted. I can't live without it.

Same here, in fact I just dosed myself up with more than I actually needed and plan to seek it out in order to do it again. I know people that kill other people for water.

 

[Doer]

Same here, in fact I just dosed myself up with more than I actually needed and plan to seek it out in order to do it again. I know people that kill other people for water.

I just stream my old water down a toilet or on a tree.

 

[Doer]

One day on the Neil Bortz show he made the comment that the Atlanta municipal water supply had high levels of dihydrogen-oxide, (h2o, water).

Well a high ranking official of the Atlanta utility administration called in and protested.

"Atlanta water ain't got no dihydrogen-oxide! "

What a fool.

Of course it was so much more funny in the black accent of the caller.

....to a racist...

 

[NoDrama]

I just stream my old water down a toilet or on a tree.

Late at night I sometimes use my old water as fertilizer for my tomato plants. I don't tell anyone.

 

[NoDrama]

One day on the Neil Bortz show he made the comment that the Atlanta municipal water supply had high levels of dihydrogen-oxide, (h2o, water).

Well a high ranking official of the Atlanta utility administration called in and protested.

"Atlanta water ain't got no dihydrogen-oxide! "

What a fool.

Of course it was so much more funny in the black accent of the caller.

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is the most commonly used solvent in the world.

 

[BigNBushy]

....to a racist...

I wasn't racist then.

 

[Eye of Horus]

Let me tell you about water.

• Death due to accidental inhalation of water, even in small quantities.
• Prolonged exposure to solid water causes severe tissue damage.
• Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
• water is a major component of acid rain.
• Gaseous water can cause severe burns.
• Contributes to soil erosion.
• Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
• Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
• Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
• Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
• Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
• Thermal variations in water are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

I support a ban on water, its a terrible thing.

I support a ban on you, I wonder how many it will take before we can witch doctor you.

 

[Doer]

I think you should wear more Ban or RightGuard or something.

 

[charface]

we are not addicted to water we are dependant on it.

 

[Doer]

So it is a substance dependency.

 

[NoDrama]

Sometimes these jokes can go for a long long time.

 

[WORDZofWORDZCRAFT]

water you guys doing in here this thread has gone off the deep end. you ever get wet smoking that water?

 

[killemsoftly]

wow

Cause of you?

I had no idea i was that powerful.

 

[abandonconflict]

 

[killemsoftly]

Is it politically correct to call water 'water'?

 

[abandonconflict]

It would be politically correct to not fuck the reef up when you're swimming in it. Leave only bubbles behind.