Does anyone twit? Tweet? Twitagra? I dont know - am I missing out?

[racerboy71]

there's nothing to do but sit and and drunk..

 

[ChingOwn]

RUI tries to tweet you get an alert with @......check it out

@racerboy71
@Growan
@Dyna Ryda
@sunni
@Garden Boss
@cat of curiosity
@Pinworm


#whats up bitches

 

[Yessica...]

i feel very awkward when meeting new people, especially foreigners, and they ask whats your facebook and i say dont have one. I always get a weird look. I even got told once, what do you do with your life??? And i said i live it. I dont understand tweeter and ive had people who understand it try explain it to me and i realized they dont really understand it either.

I gotta say, I do most of my long-distance communication on the book - my fam and buds are all over the place. I dont read a lot of other peoples shit - because it's often not funny, or completely unecessary:

"granola for breakfast - yum!"

Couldn't you say "yurm" or thorw in some swears? Who the fuck cares what you had for breakfast??

That being said, I just told facebook about my new MMJ prescription - BECAUSE I LEGALLY CAN - BOOM! And also, consequently "came out" about the fact that I'm cray cray. It's been nice - a lot of us whack-jobs out there, and they love to chat!

Been having mental health chats with long lost friends, or aquaitences all day. People really open up when you're open.

Oh - I got side-tracked into the emo zone....damn....fuck I gotta get this party back on track...

 

[Yessica...]

RUI tries to tweet you get an alert with @......check it out

@racerboy71
@Growan
@Dyna Ryda
@sunni
@Garden Boss
@cat of curiosity
@Pinworm


#whats up bitches

Did you just blow a hot load of Twat all over my face? Watch the eyes...it stings...

 

[Yessica...]

@yessica can you? #.gif

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hahaha - don't even know what that stands for....I feel like I'm 1000 years old...

"Them be movin' pictures that the kids be playin at t'day....and this used to be aaaaaaaall Orange groves...far as the eye could see...."

 

[Growan]

RUI tries to tweet you get an alert with @......check it out

@racerboy71
@Growan
@Dyna Ryda
@sunni
@Garden Boss
@cat of curiosity
@Pinworm



#whats up bitches

 

[Yessica...]

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I guess @ChingOwn was bored with me, and wanted some new blood in here....hahaha

Maybe he was wondering if you were into Twatting?

 

[Growan]

I guess @ChingOwn was bored with me, and wanted some new blood in here....hahaha

Maybe he was wondering if you were into Twatting?

I could be talked into twatting. Definitely.

 

[ChingOwn]

Just been pimpin since pimpin was pimpin

 

[Dyna Ryda]

RUI tries to tweet you get an alert with @......check it out

@racerboy71
@Growan
@Dyna Ryda
@sunni
@Garden Boss
@cat of curiosity
@Pinworm


#whats up bitches

I feel like was summoned here @ChingOwn

 

[ChingOwn]

@Dyna Ryda not summoned your it bruh you done been tagged its freeze tag so you gotta stay here till you summon someone else.

 

[Commander Strax]

I signed up to twitter...they should call it "who give two shits"

 

[Commander Strax]

vines are funnier than tweets

 

[racerboy71]

I signed up to twitter...they should call it "who give two shits"

that's the thing i don't get about twatter.. unless you have followers, you can twat till your twat falls off and not a single person will ever read them, well, unless of course you do that stupid ass pound sign thingy with someone else's name i guess..

 

[Commander Strax]

that's the thing i don't get about twatter.. unless you have followers, you can twat till your twat falls off and not a single person will ever read them, well, unless of course you do that stupid ass pound sign thingy with someone else's name i guess..

I don't care what everyone else is doing and hopefully no one wants to hear mindless palaver from me

 

[racerboy71]

I don't care what everyone else is doing and hopefully no one wants to hear mindless palaver from me

preaching to the choir commander, i feel the same exact way.. like i really gaf what someone has to say in 185 words or less or w/e the twatter limit may be before you're required an episiotomy ..

 

[Yessica...]

i signed up - for the sole purpose of being able to read my funny buddy's twatters, because he twattered a lot. I was on there, for about 2 mins. I didn't see what the fuss was about.

Now he takes screen shots of the twats he thinks I will appreciate and sends those to me.

One of my favs:

"I like my belts like I like my gays...choking me"

hahahaha

 

[racerboy71]

i signed up - for the sole purpose of being able to read my funny buddy's twatters, because he twattered a lot. I was on there, for about 2 mins. I didn't see what the fuss was about.

Now he takes screen shots of the twats he thinks I will appreciate and sends those to me.

One of my favs:

"I like my belts like I like my gays...choking me"

hahahaha

i had to sign up when riu was down during the re-launch as all of the mods were locked out.. i started a twatter account, and luckily sunni got back to me in a few minutes..
now i have no clue as to watt my twatter name even was, maybe something like hairy hole @twatter.com?

 

[Yessica...]

vines are funnier than tweets

Eventually when the satellite here gets out from behind the clouds, I will be able to watch that. Oh it worked - hahahahaha - whats a vine? hahaha

A bunch of my friends luuuuuuurve Insta-douche. They keep saying how much I would luuurve it. I would, probably. But I would probably offend more people that dont have a good sense of humour, than actually make people laugh...

So many people have a fuckin stick up their ass....hahaha

Not here on the RIU....I like it here!

 

[Yessica...]

Well - the ass-sticks are few and far between on the RIU, it's a nice change....