Letters to Santa

[racerboy71]

or

 

[rory420420]

I just want my 6 beans that popped to be female...

 

[KLITE]

I asked for one of these but i got a reply saying santa cant carry it in his bag, not since the surgery anyways.

 

[KLITE]

I just want my 6 beans that popped to be female...

Lol perv

 

[WHATFG]

My letters to Santa consist of the following.

AMABO EROM ON
These letters to santa are secretly coded
Only people with mediocre intellect can solve this or possibly Uncle Buck !

And you would rather it be...?

 

[tytheguy111]

dear Santa:


i want two gallons of lube

a Justin beieber poster


and a really stiff banana

 

[Granny weed]

 

[WHATFG]

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Very nice!

 

[Granny weed]

Very nice!

Is'nt it, not much to ask don't you think.

 

[Hookabelly]

I would just like 2015 to be better than 2014. This year was pretty bad for me and my family

 

[ebgood]

I would just like 2015 to be better than 2014. This year was pretty bad for me and my family

second that

 

[racerboy71]

I would just like 2015 to be better than 2014. This year was pretty bad for me and my family

for you hooka..

 

[Blue Wizard]

All I know is my kid will NOT be getting the best presents from Santa, rather the mediocre things, as to preserve my Title of "the Best Around" to my children. fuck Santas porky Mythological punk ass, trying to steal all the joy from the hard working Parents... You know how hard it is to make money these days. Fuck Santa

Just buy the "Santa" gifts from a gas station. Your presents will look spectacular when compared to the plastic funnel and bag of spicy pork rinds Santa gave them.

 

[Hookabelly]

for you hooka..

Thank you Racerboy. I feel like that guy looks right about now

 

[chewberto]

 

[WHATFG]

We don't buy our kids shit throuout the year...they don't even get an allowance, but Christmas and birthdays are special.

 

[Diabolical666]

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hopefully it comes with a housekeeper. hate to clean that pup

 

[Diabolical666]

I went and saw Santa...he called me a Ho 3 times

 

[WHATFG]

Hahaha hohoho!

 

[bu$hleaguer]