My wife caught me jacking off!

Caught jacking off

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King Arthur

King Arthur

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Fuck I could give two shits less, if any of us has to jerk our dicks it means the woman needs to get to suckin again or else she can't complain.

I swear if she caught me and made a big deal I would look her dead in the eye and tell her to suck it or shut the fuck up. Fuckin bait n switch.
 
panhead

panhead

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All you guys had it better than my generation , the closest we got to seeing a breast was in the Sears catalog womens underwear section , i'd be frantically yanking it looking at pointy tittys in bra's then the pages would fall over & the next thing im looking at a lawn tractor , fuck it the tractor got a load:lol:

It was that or jerk off watching Gunsmoke , not alotta options back then unless your were a panty sniffer , then you could steal your neighbors wifes big ole wool briefs off their clothesline & sniff the fudge .
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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King Arthur said:
Fuck I could give two shits less, if any of us has to jerk our dicks it means the woman needs to get to suckin again or else she can't complain.

I swear if she caught me and made a big deal I would look her dead in the eye and tell her to suck it or shut the fuck up. Fuckin bait n switch.
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For real only reason I ever jack it cause the bitch won't lay on her back mostly during the rag but I love it bloody wash my dick off in the sink I'm cool. :blsmoke:
 
vro

vro

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how do you people even deal with having a wife? dont you ever feel like it holds you back from doing shit? like if you do something youa just think oh my god my wife is going to kill me!! fuck that!!!!!!!
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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vro said:
how do you people even deal with having a wife? dont you ever feel like it holds you back from doing shit? like if you do something youa just think oh my god my wife is going to kill me!! fuck that!!!!!!!
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Wife's are fine it's the kids that hold you back, unless you got an asshole wife that tells you what to do then your the bitch but I can do whatever I damn well please as long as I don't fuck another bitch some guys got it bad though they even need permission to spend money but I make the money. :bigjoint:

Plus theirs always something to do I'd get bored without someone and what you going to do see a movie and go to a restaurant alone? Fuck that. I can go to the strip club with a ball of coke I won't get in trouble unless I catch the clap. LMAO
 
poo bear

poo bear

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vro said:
oh yea i forgot to mention i loved the tv show scrubs to. i actually enjoyed watching it more than i did friends and i jacked off to elliot
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haha yeah elliot wasnt bad i think i had moved on from wanking over fully clothed tv characters by the time i started watching it a couple of months ago, i remember beating off to them witches from charmed every week though
 
panhead

panhead

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vro said:
how do you people even deal with having a wife? dont you ever feel like it holds you back from doing shit? like if you do something youa just think oh my god my wife is going to kill me!! fuck that!!!!!!!
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Nah thats only if you marry a sea hag , the trick is to find a woman thats likes being with an asshole , they dont expect much that way , mines just happy i dont puke on the floor .
 
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