im going to attempt self surgery

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iamnobody

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I used to lance my own syst and boils and whatnot.

I've also cut off hunks of skin (biggest was about ans inch in diameter)..

To gauge my ears I made a taper out of a plastic cup, tape, and lube.

Cut my ear on the inside toward my face.

Rammed the taper through my ears, placed the plug, cut off the extra skin and yeah.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Diabolical666 said:
Same goes for circ as well...you have more protection with the foreskin and women dont get tore up as easy as it slides..women like it better I guarentee
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That I have no doubt. Lol. I even been with a couple women that had never been with a uncircumcised man. The biggest thing being uncircumcised is to stretch the skin and make it elastic.

Another thing is I'm not on the long side, I'm on the wide side. If my wife and I haven't had sex in a couple days I have to be careful or she splits.
 
WeedFreak78

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iamnobody said:
I used to lance my own syst and boils and whatnot.

I've also cut off hunks of skin (biggest was about ans inch in diameter)..

To gauge my ears I made a taper out of a plastic cup, tape, and lube.

Cut my ear on the inside toward my face.

Rammed the taper through my ears, placed the plug, cut off the extra skin and yeah.
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I was chuckling at this..i watched my buddy jamb the tapered stretchers into his ears and try open them up in a matter of 20 mins..not even considering to do it over the course of a couple days..split his earlobe, took weeks to heal before he could try again...and he went right back at it full force again..
 
poo bear

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I've worked the lump down a few inches and now i cant feel it, iv also just realised i fucked up by placing the incision on the wrong side. fuck
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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TubePot said:
Are you mentally challenged? Who in their right mind would slice themselves like that? smfh
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I know it would seem that way but when you think about it its not that crazy. I grew up in a very rural area. Easy 1-2 hour wait for an ambulance. We learned to sew animals up, I even sewed a rooster up last year. My dad was a firefighter, EMT, and first responder.

Knowing first aid, CPR, and emergency wound care can save your life. I have scalpels, suture kits, and plenty of first aid supplies.

I had a hemorrhoid cut out last year. Damn Dr cut to deep and that was miserable.

No garuntee that going to a Dr would be safer.
 
WeedFreak78

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whitebb2727 said:
I know it would seem that way but when you think about it its not that crazy. I grew up in a very rural area. Easy 1-2 hour wait for an ambulance. We learned to sew animals up, I even sewed a rooster up last year. My dad was a firefighter, EMT, and first responder.

Knowing first aid, CPR, and emergency wound care can save your life. I have scalpels, suture kits, and plenty of first aid supplies.

I had a hemorrhoid cut out last year. Damn Dr cut to deep and that was miserable.

No garuntee that going to a Dr would be safer.
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I've probably saved myself thousands of $$$ and days in an ER by fixing myself..only one i wish i went to the hosp. for was crushing a couple fingers..I'm still numb in the tip of one of them..
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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WeedFreak78 said:
I've probably saved myself thousands of $$$ and days in an ER by fixing myself..only one i wish i went to the hosp. for was crushing a couple fingers..I'm still numb in the tip of one of them..
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I have to. I've thought about it some more. I don't know that I would recommend just anyone cut themselves. I've had years of practice. Some on here have seen my butcher skills. I'm confident and steady with a blade. I would at least advise some research before self surgery.
 
Fluff Up

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whitebb2727 said:
I'm not cut. Sometimes I wish I was. Every once in a while if I'm not paying attention sex can split the foreskin.
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That is not pleasant and I've had some close calls too, still wouldn't want a circ, you can do stretching exercises while your soft that help, basically just playing with the stretchyness of the skin paying attention to the frenum or "banjo string" (bit attaching the skin to the head)
a buddy "full on snapped his banjo string" there was a considerable amount of blood, a trip to the hospital, stitches and a replaced mattress as the blood had soaked through to the floor very rapidily, all that with a condom on! Has to be one of the funniest text messages I ever received!
You can stitch a rooster but can you sew a cock?
poo bear said:
yeah iv lost it, the lump is now hidden somewhere in my torso and im out of beer, i think im going to give up on it for the moment hopefully it resurfaces. i might see if i can masturbate it out in the meantime
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You were fucking drinking?!? Alcohol thins the blood and bleeding takes longer to stop,
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Fluff Up said:
That is not pleasant and I've had some close calls too, still wouldn't want a circ, you can do stretching exercises while your soft that help, basically just playing with the stretchyness of the skin paying attention to the frenum or "banjo string" (bit attaching the skin to the head)
a buddy "full on snapped his banjo string" there was a considerable amount of blood, a trip to the hospital, stitches and a replaced mattress as the blood had soaked through to the floor very rapidily, all that with a condom on! Has to be one of the funniest text messages I ever received!
You can stitch a rooster but can you sew a cock?

You were fucking drinking?!? Alcohol thins the blood and bleeding takes longer to stop,
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I stretch it. The problem is after you split it once it scars and the scar tissue splits easy. I stretch it daily. Both of my sons are uncircumcised. They are both young so I have to bathe them and I take the time to stretch and clean them.

And yes I can sew a cock. Lol. I made a thread about it last year. "Cock problems" I think it was called. I didn't take pictures though.
 
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iamnobody

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WeedFreak78 said:
I was chuckling at this..i watched my buddy jamb the tapered stretchers into his ears and try open them up in a matter of 20 mins..not even considering to do it over the course of a couple days..split his earlobe, took weeks to heal before he could try again...and he went right back at it full force again..
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lol that's why I cut my lobes facing towards my face. That way when they ripped they'd rip towards my face and not split. Hurt like fuck, but I cleaned like any other piercing and it healed up fine.
 
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