im going to attempt self surgery

Yessica... said:
I didn't see a cut either.

Either way, it did get taken down. If it was real, it would have had to be an intense cut to get all that blood.

There was a lot of blood.

Corn syrup and red food colouring maybe?
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I don't think it was a lot of blood..just spread out it was mostly finger streaks..I've cut my thumb before and had half my forearm covered in blood in about 30 seconds..it was unreal. It got hilarious real quick when my boss and safety director came walking around a corner and FREAKED out. I was looking for superglue when they saw me...I wasn't kidding when i recommended it, I've glued myself up a few times, always keep it in my toolbox. That little thumb cut, which wasn't that bad, cost me 6 friggan hours in the ER for 6 stitches..waste of time. My buddy ordered us some sterilized needled and thread, I'm not going to the Er again.
 
tyler.durden said:
I'm not circumcised, and I had no idea foreskin can split. That sounds fucking awful. Mine is SUPER stretchy, even as a kid when I took a bath I had this little plastic tube that would put into my foreskin, pinch it closed at the tip, and blow air into it to make a kind of foreskin balloon. Sometimes I'd blow water into it and make a fleshy water balloon. We were poor and didn't have a lot of money for toys. Maybe you guys didn't play with it enough for proper stretch, I recommend copious amounts of masturbation from an early age...
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Mine doesn't stretch much because it's filled with penis.
 
mr sunshine said:
When I was young and tight I split mine a little. I was jacking it hard I musta been 10 or 11 and my soapy hand slipped and came back down on my dick pulled my skin back with enough force to cut me at the tip a little .. I was sacred. after that happened I didn't jack off for a whole day.
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LMAO!! Oh yeah. Once Pandora's box is open it never ever closes. I was same age, didn't know anything. One of the big kids on the block was talking to us younger boys and telling us about jacking. "There's a seal(cap) inside and when you are old enough, jacking will break it, white stuff comes out and then you are a man". So that night I tried it, whoa!, I was scared and really thought I hurt myself. Next morning I'm worried and talked myself into being sick. Mom lets me stay home and I worry all day. I promise God I'll never do it again if he lets me live. Course, that night I did it again, kinda testing like. God didn't kill me, so all bets were off.
 
Careful.. just because its a finger doesnt mean it cant be serious. There is an artery that runs through the thumb and index, theres not much protection..
I remeber when my index finger got cut off, as i was going into shock i couldn't believe i could die from my finger
 
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tyler.durden said:
I'm not circumcised, and I had no idea foreskin can split. That sounds fucking awful. Mine is SUPER stretchy, even as a kid when I took a bath I had this little plastic tube that would put into my foreskin, pinch it closed at the tip, and blow air into it to make a kind of foreskin balloon. Sometimes I'd blow water into it and make a fleshy water balloon. We were poor and didn't have a lot of money for toys. Maybe you guys didn't play with it enough for proper stretch, I recommend copious amounts of masturbation from an early age...
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Lol, I have a buddy who we call 5 skin, because of his excess foreskin. We used to call him piss bomb after watching him make a piss balloon in his foreskin, then shoot it out. After witnessing his freak show foreskin I'm glad I'm snipped.
 
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