Your mamma...

[GrowSpecialist]

Your mamma so fat, every time she takes a step, she makes a pot-hole.

 

[GrowTech]

Your mamas lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

 

[GrowTech]

Your mamas so fat, she does her makeup with a squeegee.

 

[GrowTech]

Your mamas gums are so black she spits Yoohoo.

 

[Chiceh]

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

 

[KiloBit]

your momma so fat she has three smaller women orbiting around her

 

[Chiceh]

Yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks.

 

[Boneman]

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

 

[GrowTech]

mmm hot dogs

 

[Boneman]

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the water

 

[GrowTech]

Right now your mother is being donkey punched by John McCain

 

[GrowSpecialist]

Yo mamma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

 

[GrowTech]

Isn't it scary when you find a human head... you don't know who it belongs to, or whos face it is... and no matter what you do, you never forget the face... and sometimes you think about all the things that face has seen...

 

[GrowSpecialist]

Yo mamma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

 

[GrowTech]

you cant touch me bitch

 

[KiloBit]

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

 

[fdd2blk]

yo momma is cooking me breakfast.

 

[weezer]

yo momma is cooking me breakfast.

yeah the fat one that makes pot holes when she steps

 

[xmissxaliex]

yer momma sat on a rainbow and made the skittles pop out =D

 

[KaliSmok3]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.