What Cured Weed Looks Like

BobCajun

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Might be some chlorophyll under there somewhere lol
That is surprisingly resinous, must say. Still not cured though, just aged. But if you like it that way then whatever. I find the way I do it to produce a much preferable product so I keep doing it. I tried just hanging plants up and drying them like other people do but it turned out crappy in comparison to the heating pad 3-4 day curing/drying method. Why should I settle for something which is clearly inferior? You never tried it any other way so you think you're smoking something good when really you're smoking crap. You'll still get high, no doubt, just less high and with more harshness. I guess that's why whenever I watch videos of people smoking what they think is quality weed they take a big bong hit and hack their damn guts out. I don't have to do that, that's the difference. Now if you enjoy coughing then have fun.
 

Lockedin

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@BobCajun - how does is break down for packing in a bowl?

The first time I had weed that looked like that I thought "Ewww, but dude has the only weed in town". Hard, light brown nuggets with a kinda grainy look to them - like herbal gravel.
Breaking into a bowl was different - Pressing the nugget in my fingers, it broke into coarse chunks (.1 - 1mm) "Yuck again" I thought.
Not a lot of scent - what's there is an light, herbal spiciness.
Lighting the bowl - different flavors than usual. the Herbal spiciness is first, followed by big weed funk - no pine, citrus, skunk, etc. Expansion in the lungs is huge and I had to watch how much I took in or I'd HACK.

Is that close to the finished product?

100g to try this - Hmmm, I am starting a bagseed enclosure for experiments...
 

getogrow

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That is surprisingly resinous,
Boy , i will put my lil shitball nugs against anything you ever dry that way EVER. BLIND test. everything on this thread BLOWS you outta the water WITH YOUR FRIENDS being the judges!
Just admit , you have never seen a bud that frosty in real life. Get the fuck off youtube for awhile. Who in the FUCK told you how to cure? stick to tobacco dummy , you seem to have the color and aging process down , now you just gotta learn how to cure.
The problem with your headheadness is that you have NO CLUE how to cure .... we call that "speed molding" in the real world. hot and wet is how to cure eh ?
What do you , wait till its brown and smelling like ammonia , then you cook it to dry it ? How does this magic work ?
 

Thundercat

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Boy , i will put my lil shitball nugs against anything you ever dry that way EVER. BLIND test. everything on this thread BLOWS you outta the water WITH YOUR FRIENDS being the judges!
Just admit , you have never seen a bud that frosty in real life. Get the fuck off youtube for awhile. Who in the FUCK told you how to cure? stick to tobacco dummy , you seem to have the color and aging process down , now you just gotta learn how to cure.
The problem with your headheadness is that you have NO CLUE how to cure .... we call that "speed molding" in the real world. hot and wet is how to cure eh ?
What do you , wait till its brown and smelling like ammonia , then you cook it to dry it ? How does this magic work ?
Ask him how he makes “hash”.......
 

JimmiP

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I dry it good, there’s a garden bag behind me with a couple plants stuffed in it from over 6 weeks ago. I jarred a couple plants and got lazy, my cure is as long as the smoke survives. I keep telling myself I should move the bagged plants to a bucket at least, prob when I run out of what I trimmed already :lol:
Put the paper bags in black contractor bags and twist them up. It's what I do when I run out of jars. Then I can take my time on the rest. And not be in trim jail for days/weeks on end.
 

Jon Galt

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Boy , i will put my lil shitball nugs against anything you ever dry that way EVER. BLIND test. everything on this thread BLOWS you outta the water WITH YOUR FRIENDS being the judges!
Just admit , you have never seen a bud that frosty in real life. Get the fuck off youtube for awhile. Who in the FUCK told you how to cure? stick to tobacco dummy , you seem to have the color and aging process down , now you just gotta learn how to cure.
The problem with your headheadness is that you have NO CLUE how to cure .... we call that "speed molding" in the real world. hot and wet is how to cure eh ?
What do you , wait till its brown and smelling like ammonia , then you cook it to dry it ? How does this magic work ?
Shitball nugs. Hahaha, That's gold.
 

.Smoke

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That's not cured, it's aged, there's a difference, that's why it's green. What he did was he dried some weed out and then he aged it in a jar just like people age pipe tobacco in a jar. The difference is that they cure the tobacco before they age it, he skipped the curing part and went straight to the aging part. Do you actually think chlorophyll is enjoyable to smoke? So why don't they sell green tobacco?
6 months hanging in a room @ 65F and 58RH is "aged"????? But you can "cure" yours in 2 days?
What a fucking tool.
 

BobCajun

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@BobCajun - how does is break down for packing in a bowl?

The first time I had weed that looked like that I thought "Ewww, but dude has the only weed in town". Hard, light brown nuggets with a kinda grainy look to them - like herbal gravel.
Breaking into a bowl was different - Pressing the nugget in my fingers, it broke into coarse chunks (.1 - 1mm) "Yuck again" I thought.
Not a lot of scent - what's there is an light, herbal spiciness.
Lighting the bowl - different flavors than usual. the Herbal spiciness is first, followed by big weed funk - no pine, citrus, skunk, etc. Expansion in the lungs is huge and I had to watch how much I took in or I'd HACK.

Is that close to the finished product?

100g to try this - Hmmm, I am starting a bagseed enclosure for experiments...
No, that was just plain old crappy weed. I'm the only person who does this because I developed it myself. Nobody else does anything remotely like it. Plus, I have a good strain and apparently they have a crappy one. My weed, when you press it between your fingers it crushes up like hash when it's heated up, and feels like a chunk of hash due to the resinosity.
 

BobCajun

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Boy , i will put my lil shitball nugs against anything you ever dry that way EVER. BLIND test. everything on this thread BLOWS you outta the water WITH YOUR FRIENDS being the judges!
Just admit , you have never seen a bud that frosty in real life. Get the fuck off youtube for awhile. Who in the FUCK told you how to cure? stick to tobacco dummy , you seem to have the color and aging process down , now you just gotta learn how to cure.
The problem with your headheadness is that you have NO CLUE how to cure .... we call that "speed molding" in the real world. hot and wet is how to cure eh ?
What do you , wait till its brown and smelling like ammonia , then you cook it to dry it ? How does this magic work ?
That's exactly what they are, "lil shitnugs" And nobody told me how to cure, because I'm the only one on earth who knows how to do it, because I developed the process myself, unlike you just copycatting everybody else on the Internet, hang your shitty plants up for a week, stick your lil shitnugs in a jar and call it cured, cuz you're a godamn noob. And no there's no ammonia smell, that's your pants after you pissed them.
 

BobCajun

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Ask him how he makes “hash”.......
Why, don't you know how to make hash? What a non hash knowing how to make noob. I suppose you mean when I said in the concentrates thread that I mixed bud powder with extracted resin. Well it's not actually bud powder, that's just for a tiny amount if I'm in hurry. For really making a slab of hash I use a better powder to mix it with, because bud powder is too harsh. You have to use trimming powder, meaning the bud leaves, and you have to leach out the water solubles and dry it back out and get it into a nice fine sifted powder. It's a skill which is not easy to master. Making premium black hash is an art form, and obviously a noobass like you could never master it. Also you have to cure the weed the way I do to make the extract from or it won't smell like real black hash, it will smell like weed extract. People will say WTF, this is goddamn weed extract mixed with powder. But when done properly they say how did you get primo Nepalese? And I say I went to Nepal and got it, that's how, how the fuck you think I got it, made it myself or something, haha.
 
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BobCajun

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6 months hanging in a room @ 65F and 58RH is "aged"????? But you can "cure" yours in 2 days?
What a fucking tool.
You forgot to put "I am" at the end of the last sentence. That's what you do is it, hang your shit up for 6 months? WTF is that supposed to do other than let it degrade for 6 months in the open air? There's no curing going on at 58% RH, because it's already fucking dry. You just hung your shit up for 6 months for no good reason, just because you're fucking clueless.
 
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meangreengrowinmachine

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Well, maybe one day you will be able to move up to actually curing weed like me. It'll take time and dedication but it's possible. Now here are some tips for would be weed curers. You have to get a Sunbeam heating pad, the kind that has a "stay on" button, most turn off automatically after a certain time. This is the kind right here link. Now you get a storage container, like the kind that slides under a bed, though they are kind of shallow, it's hard to fit a bunch in there but for fairly small amounts it's fine. You put the heating pad in there and you put a folded up towel over it to make the heat less intense, and you set it to the lowest setting, 1, and push the stay on button.

You put a sheet of parchment paper over the towel and pile the weed on there in a layer a few inches thick. Don't put the cover on the container though at this point. Now you just turn the pile every few hours for 48 hours and then after it's nicely de-greened you put the cover on but not all the way, leave an inch or two on one side for moisture to escape but not too rapidly, and also turn the heat up to 2. Keep turning the pile every so often for another day or two until it's sufficiently dried, test it to see when it gets to 62% RH. Now you have premium weed, congratulations, you made it, you no longer need to smoke harsh, weak noobweed. Don't tell your friends how to do this though, it's a secret of the elite weed producers, and they are unworthy.
I mean this sounds Iike an absolute troll but hell ill try it on a small scale and see what happens... i have seen and done MUCH stranger shit then this! Hahaha
 
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