The Real Peter Parker
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In southeast Kansas. Right??
Gorillas man.
Men drinking Jello Shots.
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Gorillas man.
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Fine man. LOL
PSU. Pittsburgh State University.
PSU. Pittsburgh State University.
SmokeyMcChokey
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i cant hate i literally just made a batch of orange jello shots with bacardi 151 for the GA v FLA game last saturday. and yes me and my buddies got shitty. and so did my girl an her two friends apparently one bottle of 151 is enough to get four to five ppl trashed an having a semi orgy where we all decide to fuck in the living room instead of upstairs... not too mention it was halloween... damn good days...
SmokeyMcChokey
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sucks for you, im at a local university. Armstrong Atlantic State an our coed dorms are crunk as shit on a weekly we have kids breaking their legs for jumping out of a second story window at a dorm raid. ou RA's are douches... But on the whole we dont give a fuck an we sile out any ways. tuesday or thursday. we keep the keg in the courtyard... i guess thats just how it is in the south... im glad i have my credits and i can get up to UGA for law school an get outta this hometown crew
Philouza
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well ta be honest i think the avatar is more damning
Michael Phelps
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No it doesnt suck for me at all actually, Im 21, have never lived in the dorm, have actually lived in a house with my best friend since i was 18, he owns it so there is no land lord, no RA's, And the pigs cant come in unless we say. Its hella chill but my cousin has lived up in the dorm for a while and whenever we go over to chill the RA's are always bustin everyones balls. It hella sucks.
Michael Phelps
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Not just this lady but any lady for the most part, fuckin happened to me the night i lost my virginity and im pretty sure it scared her off cause that was the only time we ever fucked. Deep down inside i think it was her fault for not fuckin good enough but either way it taught me a valuable lesson and i havnt let it bring me down again... literally haha.
The Real Peter Parker
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Fixed. [10 characters]
Where you at Brevity, we should chill, do some L. I'll split gas cause you seem like a cool dude.
Also, just wet my willy, the bitches left, and drinkn tyll wr pass opuyt.
The Real Peter Parker
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Not just this lady but any lady for the most part, fuckin happened to me the night i lost my virginity and im pretty sure it scared her off cause that was the only time we ever fucked. Deep down inside i think it was her fault for not fuckin good enough but either way it taught me a valuable lesson and i havnt let it bring me down again... literally haha.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't even compreghend that shitt It might be the drinks.
The Real Peter Parker
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Fuck RAs. They bitches. Their college experience is this fact that their purose is job ruin everyone college expewrince fucked right. Fuck Ra because they bitches my ra is cool but ome motherfucker fat chick and dumbass dude says hey and caught me with cat and then they said we have beer and liquor and said my bag on the smoke deterctor and fuck ra man. They also said dishonesty and failure to comply. Fuck that shit It's like adding fuck the charge is called ob. jus. is what they gave me at 17 the first time arrested nov. 20 2008 and they fucked me over felony ob jus and saying that Iw ouldn't allow them to search my car under the reason they couldn't wven tell me why I was pulled over????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Michael Phelps
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^ You got a felony for telling them they couldnt search your car, damn thats hella fucked up!
The Real Peter Parker
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The whole case was fucked up but it's 12 days from one year later still dealing wiuth thew same case.
Michael Phelps
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Man thats way ridiculous. How long do they have you on probation for?
The Real Peter Parker
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2 6 months, but I was on probation between the first and second sentence for about 35 days I think, so it'll be a year and a little over a month of probation, but I'll be off by 420.
Michael Phelps
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^Thats good, atleast you will get to celebrate the holidays hahaha. Has it been a year since you smoked or are you blazin occasionaly in between drug tests?
The Real Peter Parker
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King of the hill could be played all day every day and I could give a fuck less. opn ecery channel.
The Real Peter Parker
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Take a few hits here and there ha ha... But really no weed. I'm having a serious identity crisis in my life now. I fit in with the stoners, but I don't smoke weed... But that's ok. I can take LSD, shrooms, countless research chemicals, nitrous oxide, alcohol, I'll make it until getting off probation. But then it's gonna be 3 hits of this fire fluff [L], a shit ton of cocaine, MDMA, and multiple 5 grammer blunts of some dank, the kief joint due to a previous thread, and more than likely top that all fof with some alcohol.
Kodank Moment
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Fucking H1N1...cheers.
The Real Peter Parker
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Ha ha hell yeah. Last night was fuckin crazy. We got drunk, went outside, got drunk more, talked to some cops in passing, who let us go because we were just walking home [which was what we said] went and got drunk more, and came back, got more drunk, my roommate had multiple occurrences of
. And I went to sleep with a good feeling. Luckily, this is how it happened. I let my roommate in on the bottle of Admiral before and during the chicks being here. The jello shots were consumed heavily by the girls early in the night. This graduated to jello shots off of cleavage, and then graduated to 3 groups of 2 people finding rooms to be alone in. By around 12:45 the girls left, meaning we walked them home pretty much supporting their every step. These chicks were fucked up so I probably made jello shots correctly
Then after that happened the first half of the post happened. Turns out my friend and his girl just got really stoned and watched some TV and shit, which is kind of what I would have preferred to have done, but without the lubrication of alcohol, you must have a long-term girlfriend to get any when you are just sitting around getting really stoned. I prefer those one-night type deals anyways, but she thinks it's something else. Damn it, I was having problems getting any before [for 3 months!] but now I have this new job at JC Penney, and I gotta choose carefully...
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