Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
our lovely texas educational school systems at work!
Well I guess my teachers didn't see the importance of learning how to live in a seriously cold place, I mean just go outside and feel the weather.
our lovely texas educational school systems at work!
Of course I am, I live in Alaska.Oh cool you're an Eskimo, do you live in a badass igloo?
Of course I am, I live in Alaska.
Edit: BTW, its 50 deg F ATM.
Its been a cool 50 all week in FL.
Global warming means Alaska is soon to be the new Florida.Its been a cool 50 all week in FL.
GW, my penguins just had a new litter and I'm selling them for $20 ea if you know anybody that wants some babies. They make the best alligator bait in Alaska.
GW, my penguins just had a new litter and I'm selling them for $20 ea if you know anybody that wants some babies. They make the best alligator bait in Alaska.
A good friend of mine in the interior went into the Fairbanks SPCA looking for a cat - the conversation went something like this.idk if you know this but they GIVE kittens away free on craigslist, INFACT i just one a week ago, we named her coco and shes 4wks old. <coco will not be visiting the gators. lol
i lold at that and awoken a child. damn you and your comical story!A good friend of mine in the interior went into the Fairbanks SPCA looking for a cat - the conversation went something like this.
Friend: I'd like a cat.
SPCA: What kind of cat?
Friend: I don't know, a big one.
SPCA: Do you have a mouse problem?
Friend: No, I'm a trapper & I want one for bait.
SPCA: You need to leave right now sir.
Friend: Ok, but can I have one of the dead ones.
SPCA: Leave Now !
In his defense, all the feral cats & in fact many of the strays are put down as they are not dependent on humans any longer & simply do not make good pets.
But they make damn good Fox, Lynx & wolf bait (when prepared properly).
No man, that's the Alaskan state bird!Alaskan Alligator:
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im proud to be a texan...............................
No man, that's the Alaskan state bird!